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Now in our 17th year, we are neither a business, nor a religion, but a public service institution. Your ORIGINAL source for sound clips, drop-ins, and songs. A wonderful companion to all things Drew and Mike, if I do say so myself.



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Due to the ever increasing amount of clips and drops, I've added a sound search to help you zero in on a page if you are looking for a particular drop.


Latest Audio Additions

New! [ Download ] (15k) nikitatalktome.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "You wanna talk to me a little bit?"

New! [ Download ] (17k) nikitatastegood.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "Mmmm, taste good."

New! [ Download ] (28k) nikitareallygood.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "I worked with him before so I know he's really goot."

New! [ Download ] (65k) mikedouglas.mp3 - Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor: "Mike Douglas used to make me moist when I watched his show. I would get- I admit it, I would get moist when I watched his show. The only man who ever did that to me was Mike Douglas."

New! [ Download ] (28k) minafartanddrew.mp3 - Drew reacting to Miss Mina's overpowering and utterly disgusting fart.

New! [ Download ] (10k) missminafart.mp3 - Miss Mina's fart isolated.

Upgrade! [ Download ] (25k) misery.mp3 - Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor: "I would like to volunteer to take this old bird out of her misery."

New! [ Download ] (82k) missmina.mp3 - Full audio from the original, and now apparently lost, video of Miss Mina's fart in the tight red pants.

New! [ Download ] (19k) mypartner.mp3 - Louie Anderson speaking to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on Splash: "Hey! Are you my partner?"

New! [ Download ] (3.3M) blow.mp3 - Cliff Notes Theatre: Blow

New! [ Download ] (427k) fallingdownstairs.mp3 - The classic drop of Larry Fortensky falling down the stairs. Thanks to Jay @ The Drew and Mike Podcast for providing this one straight from the source!

New! [ Download ] (138k) stevespurrierfull.mp3 - The full clip of Steve Spurrier (while coach of the South Carolina Gamecocks) telling reporters about how he ripped down a bunch of signs in the player's locker room that said "Beat Clemson", or, more likely, how he jerked off a bunch of his players.

New! [ Download ] (44k) stevespurrier.mp3 - Steve Spurrier while coach of the South Carolina Gamecocks: "I went down to the player's locker rooms, they're all over there, and I physically jerked a bunch of 'em off."

New! [ Download ] (15k) serioustrebek.mp3 - Alex Trebek: "Surely you can't be serious!"

New! [ Download ] (10k) yougotittrebek.mp3 - Alex Trebek: "You got it!"

New! [ Download ] (12k) takeiteasy.mp3 - Robert De Niro?: "Take it easy!"

New! [ Download ] (20k) interestingstat.mp3 - Former Detroit Lion Ndamukong Suh: "That's an interesting stat but I don't care about it."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (18k) trashcan.mp3 - "Look at me, I'm looking for the trashcan!"

New! [ Download ] (6.8M) buffalojills.mp3 - Drew and Marc dissect the "General hygiene & lady body maintenance" section of the handbook given to Buffalo Bills cheerleaders, known as the Jills - with bonus appearance by Nikita Denise!

New! [ Download ] (22k) cantgetadate.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "He can't get a date so he's doing this instead."

New! [ Download ] (15k) dicksucked.mp3 - Drew imitating one of his favorite Kwame Kilpatrick text messages, podcast edition: "I need my dick sucked!"

New! [ Download ] (15k) totalfailure.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "She's a total failure."

New! [ Download ] (13k) dididogood.mp3 - From South Park: "Did I do good Daddy?"

New! [ Download ] (641k) elrickvsrataj.mp3 - The full cut of Fox 2 reporter M.L. Elrick versus lawyer Mike Rataj.

New! [ Download ] (822k) firsthuffpart1.mp3 - Fox Sports Detroit play-by-play involving Aubrey "First" Huff.

New! [ Download ] (13k) tuckyouinbed.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Tell her to tuck you in bed."

New! [ Download ] (21k) waterisaneed.mp3 - A Detroiter upset about water shut-offs in the city: "Water is a need!"

New! [ Download ] (136k) firsthuffpart2.mp3 - Fox Sports Detroit play-by-play involving Aubrey "First" Huff, part 2.

New! [ Download ] (195k) firsthuffpart3.mp3 - More play-by-play involving Aubrey "First" Huff, part 3.

New! [ Download ] (208k) firsthuffworldseries.mp3 - World Series play-by-play involving Aubrey "First" Huff.

New! [ Download ] (20k) histimeofthemonth.mp3 - From the movie Grown Ups, I think: "Looks like it's his time of the month again."

New! [ Download ] (33k) 15dollars.mp3 - A protest to increase the minimum wage for fast food workers: *chanting* "I want (I want) I want my fifteen dollars!"

New! [ Download ] (108k) adeledazeem.mp3 - John Travolta attempting to introduce Idina Menzel at the Oscars: "Here to perform the Oscar-nominated, gorgeously empowering song Let It Go from the Oscar-winning animated movie Frozen, please welcome the wickedly talented, one and only, Adele Dazeem."

New! [ Download ] (25k) hivnegative.mp3 - Formerly homeless Ted Williams shares some good news: "I've gained a few pounds. I'm H.I.V. negative."

New! [ Download ] (479k) internetmemories.mp3 - On the 20th Anniversary of the World Wide Web, surfers share their first memories of the Internet.

New! [ Download ] (14k) itsthecaptain.mp3 - Mike Clark: "It's the Captain!"

New! [ Download ] (19k) jetwontstart.mp3 - John Travolta: "Isn't it annoying when your jet won't start?"

New! [ Download ] (11k) kwamedisconnected.mp3 - Kwame Kilpatrick: "We got disconnected."

New! [ Download ] (27k) kwamefart.mp3 - For reasons apparently even the show forgot, a fart drop that was labeled as a being from Kwame Kilpatrick.

New! [ Download ] (15k) lionsfanlaugh.mp3 - A Detroit Lions fan laughing.

New! [ Download ] (29k) lionsfanlaugh2.mp3 - The full cut of a Detroit Lions fan laughing at the prospect of playing hooky from work.

New! [ Download ] (14k) blanksucked.mp3 - Drew imitating one of his favorite Kwame Kilpatrick text messages, radio friendly edition: "I need my blank sucked!"

New! [ Download ] (30k) blanksucked2000.mp3 - Drew imitating one of his favorite Kwame Kilpatrick text messages, radio friendly edition with bonus incorrect Jerry Maguire citation: "I need my blank sucked! Kwame, 2000."

New! [ Download ] (33k) moonwalk.mp3 - A reporter outside of court observes as Michael Jackson dances on top of an SUV: "Alright, uh, was that a moonwalk? I don't know. The crowd here is appreciative."

New! [ Download ] (13k) nikitaczech.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "I'm from Czech Republic."

New! [ Download ] (10k) nikitawhatwrong.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "What is wrong with you?"

New! [ Download ] (5k) oijacko.mp3 - Mark "Jacko" Jackson, a former Australian footballer that for some reason was part of an Energizer commercial campaign: "Oi!"

New! [ Download ] (16k) outoutout.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Out! Out! Out!"

New! [ Download ] (10k) pieceofgarbage.mp3 - Lawyer Mike Rataj: "You piece of garbage."

New! [ Download ] (15k) pitchedatent.mp3 - Former Detroit City Council President and admitted pedophile Charles Pugh: "I must say that I've pitched a tent."

New! [ Download ] (150k) pitchedatentfull.mp3 - The full cut of former Detroit City Council President and admitted pedophile Charles Pugh pitching a tent.

New! [ Download ] (25k) radiocareer.mp3 - FOX2's Rob Wolchek during one of his "Hall of Shame" segments: "Man, this guy's radio career is shot."

New! [ Download ] (13k) tastelikefeces.mp3 - Former WRIF intern Eric: "It taste like feces."

New! [ Download ] (10k) thatignorant.mp3 - Lawyer Mike Rataj: "Are you that ignorant?"

New! [ Download ] (10k) trudiimfine.mp3 - Slow-mo version of Trudi after taking a fall: "I'm fine!"

New! [ Download ] (2.5M) truditrips.mp3 - Drew and Mike recap Trudi tripping as she exits the studio, with a bonus Mike Clark fart.

New! [ Download ] (84k) truditrips2.mp3 - The full cut of Trudi tripping as she exits the studio.

New! [ Download ] (31k) abigmouth.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "She's a woman that's been very ineffective, other than she's got a big mouth."

New! [ Download ] (9k) allalie.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "All a lie."

New! [ Download ] (26k) atotallie.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "A total and self serving lie."

New! [ Download ] (14k) call9112.mp3 - "Somebody call 9-1-1!"

New! [ Download ] (46k) erinandrewsbieber.mp3 - Erin Andrews appears to mix up Justin Beiber and Justin Verlander.

New! [ Download ] (13k) goofus.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "She is a goofus."

New! [ Download ] (6k) gotrump.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Go."

New! [ Download ] (13k) heneedsomemilk2.mp3 - An onlooker to a man under the influence of the drug "flocka" offers some sage medical advice: "He needs some milk."

New! [ Download ] (25k) heneedssomemilk.mp3 - An onlooker to a man under the influence of the drug "flocka" offers some sage medical advice: "He needs some, uhm, milk."

New! [ Download ] (8k) himommy.mp3 - Formerly homeless Ted Williams: "Hi Mommy!"

New! [ Download ] (221k) himommyfull.mp3 - The full audio of formerly homeless Ted Williams reuniting with his mother.

New! [ Download ] (12k) holdapplause.mp3 - From a recording of a Michael Jackson rehearsal: "Hold for applause."

New! [ Download ] (21k) iaintgoinoverthere.mp3 - An onlooker to a man under the influence of the drug "flocka": "Shit, I ain't goin' over there."

New! [ Download ] (12k) idontknow.mp3 - An onlooker to a man under the influence of the drug "flocka": "I don't know"

New! [ Download ] (32k) lsdpcp.mp3 - An irate old man on Cops listing the drugs he claims to be under the influence of: "LSD, PCP, heroin, cocaine, what else you wanna know?"

New! [ Download ] (10k) nobodyunderstands.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Nobody understands it."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (19k) surrender.mp3 - An irate old man on Cops: "Alright! I surrender!"

New! [ Download ] (16k) tellusthatstory.mp3 - Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head: "Yeah, tell us that story, bitch!"

New! [ Download ] (8k) thatsright.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "That's right."

New! [ Download ] (34k) trumprallyfun.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Are Trump rallies fun? Are these fun? Right?"

New! [ Download ] (714k) b52sfollowyourbliss.mp3 - A portion of the B-52's song Follow Your Bliss, which is currently used for the Drew and Mike Podcast outro.

New! [ Download ] (15k) killbinladen.mp3 - Fred Armisen on Saturday Night Live portraying Barack Obama: "Kiiilll Bin Laden!"

New! [ Download ] (13k) kindagay.mp3 - From Family Guy: "Sounds kinda gay Grandpa."

New! [ Download ] (14k) licenseplatesnumber.mp3 - "I gots yo' license plates number."

New! [ Download ] (22k) mainmove.mp3 - Will Forte in MacGruber: "Well get used to it, 'cuz that's my main move."

New! [ Download ] (20k) momdoknowsbest.mp3 - Former MLB player Rickey Henderson giving his Hall of Fame induction speech: "I guess mom do knows best."

New! [ Download ] (760k) mommamissamerica.mp3 - A portion of Paul McCartney's song Momma Miss America, which is currently used for the Drew and Mike Podcast intro.

New! [ Download ] (347k) toodamnbig.mp3 - A portion of the unfortunately infectious Jonah Falcon song, Too Damn Big.

New! [ Download ] (48k) faceeatingdadondrphil.mp3 - The father of the kid dubbed "the face-eating frat boy" trying to tell Dr. Phil that his son wouldn't do anything like that, or something along those lines.

New! [ Download ] (1.2M) feceslaruefull.mp3 - Full audio of Fifi Larue a.k.a. Feces Larue and his band appearing on The Next Great American Band.

New! [ Download ] (43k) feceslaruegothic.mp3 - Fifi Larue a.k.a. Feces Larue *singing*: "I'm the gothic killer clown, of rock and roll!"

New! [ Download ] (21k) feceslaruegothicheavymetal.mp3 - Fifi Larue a.k.a. Feces Larue: "Gothic heavy metal!"

New! [ Download ] (16k) feceslarueheavymetal.mp3 - Fifi Larue a.k.a. Feces Larue: "I think we're gonna bring back heavy metal."

New! [ Download ] (15k) feceslaruekids.mp3 - Fifi Larue a.k.a. Feces Larue: "There's kids out there that love this stuff."

New! [ Download ] (32k) feceslaruesanta.mp3 - Fifi Larue a.k.a. Feces Larue: "I'm heavy metal Santa Claus. Here I come!"

New! [ Download ] (17k) feceslaruestart.mp3 - Fifi Larue a.k.a. Feces Larue: "Start this one Jack!"

New! [ Download ] (13k) feceslaruethroatclear.mp3 - Fifi Larue a.k.a. Feces Larue clearing his throat.

New! [ Download ] (732k) finalintro.mp3 - The final show intro for the Drew and Mike show on WRIF.

New! [ Download ] (496k) finaloutro.mp3 - The final show outro for the Drew and Mike show on WRIF.

New! [ Download ] (15k) gethimsomemilk.mp3 - An onlooker to a man under the influence of the drug "flocka" gives some emergency medical advice: "Get him some milk!"

New! [ Download ] (11k) getmydog.mp3 - A woman during the 2016 Baton Rouge, Louisiana floods: "Get my dog!"

New! [ Download ] (13k) getmydog2.mp3 - A woman during the 2016 Baton Rouge, Louisiana floods: "Get my dawg!"

New! [ Download ] (19k) getmydognow.mp3 - A woman during the 2016 Baton Rouge, Louisiana floods: "Get my dawg, now!"

New! [ Download ] (13k) goddamnit.mp3 - Chris Farley: "God damn it!"

New! [ Download ] (21k) godslike.mp3 - Butt-Head from Beavis and Butt-Head: "God's like, don't drag me into this."

New! [ Download ] (15k) gofuckingpracticerandy.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in the movie Sling Blade: "Go fucking practice Randy!"

New! [ Download ] (12k) gohometomommy.mp3 - Donald Trump during one of his 2016 Presidential rallies: "Go home to Mommy!"

New! [ Download ] (38k) gondola.mp3 - Hank Azaria as Jim Brockmire: "Oh, you can stick me in some kind of Italian boat because that one is gone-dola."

New! [ Download ] (15k) goodjob.mp3 - - Will Forte in MacGruber: "Good job."

New! [ Download ] (48k) goodone2.mp3 - Jim Carrey: *while laughing* "Good one!"

New! [ Download ] (22k) grandmajwow.mp3 - Butt-Head from Beavis and Butt-Head: "You're the best grandma ever Grandma Jwoww."

New! [ Download ] (13k) gunshot.mp3 - A startling gunshot sound effect often used on the show.

New! [ Download ] (17k) happyanniversaryahole.mp3 - I believe this was a caller to the show: "Happy Anniversary A-hole."

New! [ Download ] (57k) happyanniversary.mp3 - The Happy Anniversary song from The Flintstones.

New! [ Download ] (33k) hotphysique.mp3 - Heckler at Anthony Weiner resignation press conference: "Will you maintain your hot physique and smooth sexy chest!?"

New! [ Download ] (13k) howoldisthiskid.mp3 - Donald Trump during one of his 2016 Presidential rallies: "How old is this kid?"

New! [ Download ] (186k) terminated.mp3 - Will Forte in MacGruber: "- after graduation, he got engaged to her. He asked me to be his best man and right about that time, I started banging her and, uh. Shortly thereafter, she left him for me. She was actually carrying his child at the time. I asked her to terminate it, obviously, so we could start fresh. And she agreed. We were so in love."

New! [ Download ] (26k) unclejuicehead.mp3 - Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head: "Yeah, are Uncle Juicehead and Grandpa Gorilla gonna help us make pizza?"

New! [ Download ] (17k) worldclassliar.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "She's a world class liar."

New! [ Download ] (18k) younggrandpa.mp3 - From Family Guy: "Tell me about when you were young grandpa."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (30k) nikitaspankhole.mp3 - Porn star Nikita Denise: "And I will spank my butthole a little bit."

New! [ Download ] (146k) ripdickoff.mp3 - Will Forte in MacGruber: "Let me tell you how this is gonna go down. First I'm gonna kick you in the chin, breaking your jaw in four places. I'm gonna take you and karate flip you over my back, and then knee your nose into your brain, killing you instantly. I do wanna get a throat rip in here- I think that's gonna be you, small fry. One thing I do know, I'm gonna rip your dick off and shove it in your mouth and that is non-negotiable."

New! [ Download ] (17k) sayonarabuttface.mp3 - "Sayonara butt face!"

Upgrade! [ Download ] (29k) seegetiton.mp3 - Christian Bale in American Pyscho: "I would just like to see the two of you get it on."

New! [ Download ] (29k) shebetternotbe.mp3 - An exchange with a woman during the 2016 Baton Rouge, Louisiana floods about her dog. Rescuer: "No, she's gone."
Woman: "No, no, she better not be!"

New! [ Download ] (31k) stillhateyou.mp3 - Will Forte in MacGruber: "I'm starting to like this guy. Just kidding! I still hate you."

New! [ Download ] (16M) llamachasecoverage.mp3 - The Drew and Marc show takes a dramatic turn when the Great Llama Chase of 2015 happens live during the show, with full post chase follow up.

New! [ Download ] (14k) abigscam.mp3 - Donald Trump during one of his 2016 Presidential rallies: "It's a big scam!"

New! [ Download ] (11k) ahboy.mp3 - Donald Trump during one of his 2016 Presidential rallies: "Ah boy"

New! [ Download ] (17k) anicelittleguy.mp3 - Donald Trump during one of his 2016 Presidential rallies: "Looks like a nice little guy actually"

New! [ Download ] (15k) areyouserious.mp3 - Ben Graham, a legislative aide for former Michigan state Reps. Todd Courser and Cindy Gamrat: "Are you serious? What you talking about?"

New! [ Download ] (66k) beatoffattacker.mp3 - What sounds to me like M.L. Elrick describing someone being beat off

New! [ Download ] (14k) call911.mp3 - Will Forte in MacGruber: "Call 9-1-1!"

New! [ Download ] (19k) chopper.mp3 - Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator: "Get to the choppa!"

New! [ Download ] (15k) completebutthole.mp3 - "You complete my butthole."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (12k) cowbell.mp3 - The cowbell intro from Loverboy's Working for the Weekend.

New! [ Download ] (16k) dateraped.mp3 - Will Forte in MacGruber: "Hope you enjoy being date raped, ma'am."

New! [ Download ] (671k) harrispollmusic.mp3 - A short loop of the song Holiday for Strings a.k.a. the music used when conducting a Harris Poll. This is not the exact version used but it's the closest I could find.

New! [ Download ] (19k) dealmein.mp3 - Hillary Clinton during her 2016 Presidential campaign: "Deal me in!"

New! [ Download ] (147k) dealmeinfull.mp3 - Hillary Clinton during her 2016 Presidential campaign: "Now the other day, Mr. Trump accused me of playing the 'woman card'. Well, if fighting for women's health care and paid family leave and equal pay is playing the woman card, then deal me in!"

New! [ Download ] (35k) donotapprove.mp3 - "I'm Hillary Clinton and I do not approve that message."

New! [ Download ] (107M) finalshowfull.mp3 - The final live broadcast of the Drew and Mike show on WRIF May 17th, 2013.

New! [ Download ] (12k) imsorryaboutthat.mp3 - Donald Trump: "Oh I'm sorry about that.

New! [ Download ] (28k) aintgotnoband.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in the movie Sling Blade: *smashes a window* "We don't got no god damn band."

New! [ Download ] (18k) aintlistenin.mp3 - Billy Bob Thornton in the movie Sling Blade: "I ain't listenin' to you no more."

New! [ Download ] (10k) alrightlater.mp3 - Some WRIF caller: "Alright, later."

New! [ Download ] (10k) alrightthen.mp3 - Billy Bob Thornton in the movie Sling Blade: "Alright then."

New! [ Download ] (149k) amyfisherporntape.mp3 - A portion of audio from Amy Fisher's sex tape.

New! [ Download ] (60k) anditsgone.mp3 - From TV's South Park: "We can put that check in a money market mutual fund, then we'll re-invest the earnings into foreign currency accounts with compounding interest aaaand it's gone."

New! [ Download ] (36k) anditsgone2.mp3 - From TV's South Park: "Greeeat. We can just put that into your retirement account and make it go to work for you aaaaand it's gone."

New! [ Download ] (40k) anditsgone3.mp3 - From TV's South Park: "Don't worry. We can just transfer money from your account into a portfolio with your savings... AAAAAND IT'S GONE!"

New! [ Download ] (27k) antoniospizza.mp3 - Hank Azaria in the Jim Brockmire clip: "Reminds me, this poop is brought to you by Antonio's Pizzeria."

New! [ Download ] (39k) bigbush.mp3 - From the movie Sling Blade: "She had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that. I like that a lot. It means a big bush. I like a big bush."

New! [ Download ] (55k) cheeseballs.mp3 - From TV's Jersey Shore: "What the f--- happened to my cheeseballs? Where's my cheeseballs? My cheeseballs were right here. Where's my f---ing cheeseballs?"

New! [ Download ] (29k) cocksuckers.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in the movie Sling Blade: "Hey! That goes for cocksuckers and retards."

New! [ Download ] (26k) coffee.mp3 - Billy Bob Thornton in the movie Sling Blade: "Coffee makes me a might nervous when I drink it."

New! [ Download ] (46k) cutgrass.mp3 - Billy Bob Thornton in the movie Sling Blade: "That grass out there in the yard, it growed up quite a bit. I figured I might cut it for yew. Mmmhmm."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (24k) donefart.mp3 - From the movie Joe Dirt: *farts* "I'm done with that fart, you want that?"

New! [ Download ] (10k) dontaskme.mp3 - An irate old man on TV's Cops: "Don't ask me."

New! [ Download ] (22k) dontneedtopracticerandy.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in the movie Sling Blade: "We don't need to fucking practice Randy."

New! [ Download ] (16k) dontyousay.mp3 - Billy Bob Thornton in the movie Sling Blade: "Don't you say another word to me."

New! [ Download ] (28k) tearthischickanewone.mp3 - Jon Glaser on TV's Parks and Recreation: "Okay. Let's tear this chick a new one, shall we?"

New! [ Download ] (10k) thankyou.mp3 - Billy Bob Thornton in the movie Sling Blade: "Thank yew."

New! [ Download ] (285k) trudinoaccidents.mp3 - Drew and Mike's tote board keeping track of how many days it's been since Trudi has been involved in an automobile accident.

New! [ Download ] (24k) wakeupinmorning.mp3 - Huel Perkins from WJBK reading a Kwame Kilpatrick text message: "I want to wake up in the morning, and you are there."

New! [ Download ] (17k) wellbetterluck.mp3 - An irate old man on TV's Cops: "Well, better luck next time."

New! [ Download ] (120k) worldworstringtoneinterrupt.mp3 - What was dubbed the World's Worst Ringtone interrupting a very serious press conference after the 2011 Tucson shooting.

New! [ Download ] (34k) wrappedaroundhisjohnson.mp3 - Hank Azaria in the Jim Brockmire clip: "Wouldn't at all be surprised if my wife had her lips wrapped around his johnson at some point."

New! [ Download ] (40k) youaresohot.mp3 - From the Amy Fisher sex tape: "Wow. You are so hot. Unbelievable"

New! [ Download ] (32k) youcompleteme.mp3 - Hank Azaria in the Jim Brockmire clip: "Nifty grab. Fires over to second and you complete me."

New! [ Download ] (15k) ohmygodlouie.mp3 - Louie Anderson on TV's Splash: "Oh my God!"

New! [ Download ] (13k) ohsure.mp3 - An irate old man on TV's Cops: "Oh sure."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (247k) penisparty.mp3 - The penis party chant from the movie PCU, looped: "This penis party has got to go. Hey hey, ho ho."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (373k) pigsnot.mp3 - Anna Nicole Smith talking on the phone to her son Daniel and asking him what he had to eat and he reveals that he ate pig snot.

Upgrade! [ Download ] (12k) playahata.mp3 - From the movie Gigli: "Don't be a playa hate-ah!"

New! [ Download ] (50k) playcards.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in the movie Sling Blade: "I play cards with J.D. Shelnut, chief of po-lice, so kiss my ass you little bastard."

New! [ Download ] (18k) randytuning.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in the movie Sling Blade: "Randy, you tuning son of a bitch!"

New! [ Download ] (51k) readthebible.mp3 - Billy Bob Thornton in the movie Sling Blade: "I read the Bible quite a bit. I can't understand all of it but I reckon I understand a good deal of it."

New! [ Download ] (110k) seemyass.mp3 - Mike Clark's favorite bit of audio from the Amy Fisher sex tape, with the emphasis on the "see my ass" portion.

New! [ Download ] (20k) shamegamewife.mp3 - Former Detroit 3rd Circuit Judge Wade McCree : "I ain't talk to nobody else's wife. Shoot."

New! [ Download ] (100k) slingbladejoke.mp3 - Billy Bob Thornton in the movie Sling Blade attempting to tell a joke.

New! [ Download ] (258k) bestcryeverfull.mp3 - The full version of Rocky Lockridge and his son on A&E's Intervention in the "best cry ever".

Upgrade! [ Download ] (619k) dreamweaver.mp3 - A portion of Gary Wright's Dream Weaver that may be played when one may be spacing out and losing interest in what another person is saying.

New! [ Download ] (24k) firstgreybush.mp3 - Fred Armisen on Saturday Night Live: "I gotta tell ya when I saw my first grey bush hair I said 'Bye'."

New! [ Download ] (26k) greybushdownthere.mp3 - Fred Armisen on Saturday Night Live: "Alright. What's, what's going on? You got a grey bush down there? How can I help?"

Upgrade! [ Download ] (38k) mervpervcatalogue.mp3 - Chris Parnell on Saturday Night Live as Merv the Perv: "You know what I did get? The Lane Bryant catalogue out of my neighbor's mailbox, yank you very much."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (40k) mervpervelegant.mp3 - Chris Parnell on Saturday Night Live as Merv the Perv: "Hey you want to hear my idea of elegant? Heading back to my place and massaging my plantar warts with your boobies."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (30k) mervpervmeteruses.mp3 - Chris Parnell on Saturday Night Live as Merv the Perv: "Whaddya say we start turning those uteruses into meteruses?"

Upgrade! [ Download ] (46k) mervpervshakespeare.mp3 - Chris Parnell on Saturday Night Live as Merv the Perv: "I love Shakespeare. Speaking of which, I'll be putting on a production of Coriolanus out in my van. Who wants to audition?"

New! [ Download ] (23k) smellhisfinger.mp3 - Larry Flynt retelling what a comedian had said about him once: "I'd like to just follow him around someday so I can smell his finger."

New! [ Download ] (27k) snifffart.mp3 - The sound of a man inhaling a fart, version one. From TV's South Park.

New! [ Download ] (32k) snifffart2.mp3 - The sound of a man inhaling a fart, version two. From TV's South Park.

New! [ Download ] (27k) snifffart3.mp3 - - The sound of a man inhaling a fart, version three. From TV's South Park.

New! [ Download ] (17k) shametomygame.mp3 - Former Detroit 3rd Circuit Judge Wade McCree: "There's no shame to my game."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (23k) smellfart.mp3 - Chuck Berry letting loose on a prostitute: *large fart sound* "Mmmmhmmm, you can smell my fart".

New! [ Download ] (18k) ohmygodnoway.mp3 - From TV's South Park: "Oh my God no waaaaay."

New! [ Download ] (15k) ohmygodwhocares.mp3 - Will Arnett in the movie Hot Rod: "Oh my God, who cares?"

Upgrade! [ Download ] (22k) mervpervweiner.mp3 - Chris Parnell on Saturday Night Live as Merv the Perv: "All these skirts and me with only one weiner."

New! [ Download ] (16k) shutupbabydick.mp3 - From TV's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: "Shut up, baby dick."

New! [ Download ] (865k) 3inchtool.mp3 - The 3 Inch Tool Looney Tune

New! [ Download ] (13k) 45mins.mp3 - Michael Jackson: "For like 45 minutes"

New! [ Download ] (2.0M) arabicmusic.mp3 - The arabic music that Drew and Mike may play as a bed under a phone call to the Middle East, for example. The song is Aliek Asaal by Aboud Abdel Al.

New! [ Download ] (161k) bestcryever.mp3 - Rocky Lockridge on A&E's Intervention having what was dubbed the "best cry ever".

New! [ Download ] (16k) wehaveaprotester.mp3 - Donald Trump: "Oh we have a protester."

New! [ Download ] (12k) whathappened.mp3 - Tiger Woods' mother: "What happened?"

New! [ Download ] (16k) sosensitive.mp3 - Will Arnett in the movie Hot Rod: "Oh my God, this one is so sensitive."

New! [ Download ] (30k) stoppedtheclock.mp3 - From the infamous 2001 MSU vs Michigan football game where the Spartans defeated the Wolverines 26-24 amid allegations the clock should have run out on a previous play. Michigan commentator Frank Beckmann: "-spikes the ball. They stop the clock when they shouldn't have."

New! [ Download ] (74k) stoppedtheclockcountdown.mp3 - From the infamous 2001 MSU vs Michigan football game the Spartans defeated the Wolverines 26-24 amid allegations the clock should have run out on a previous play. Michigan commentator Frank Beckmann: "6-5-4-3-2-1. Smoker spikes the ball. They stop the clock when they shouldn't have."

New! [ Download ] (187k) sumtingwong.mp3 - San Francisco's KVTU reveals the pilots of Asiana Flight 214 as being "Sum Ting Wong, We Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk", and "Bang Ding Ow".

New! [ Download ] (23k) nowgetoutthere.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in the movie Sling Blade: "Now get out there and git yer shit and get out."

New! [ Download ] (12k) ohmygodlohan.mp3 - Lindsay Lohan saying, "Oh my God!".

Upgrade! [ Download ] (476k) devosforgovernor.mp3 - A Drew and Mike version of a Dick DeVos for Michigan Governor campaign ad.

New! [ Download ] (1.0M) doinitdoggiestyle.mp3 - The Doin' it Doggy Style Looney Tune

New! [ Download ] (1.0M) bowelmoves.mp3 - The Bowel Moves Looney Tune.

New! [ Download ] (34k) dday.mp3 - Fred Armisen on Saturday Night Live: "She said she hadn't gone number two in ten days but today was D-Day."

New! [ Download ] (30k) penishardnomatter.mp3 - Bill Hader on Saturday Night Live: "He's saying he can't get his penis hard no matter how much he tries."

New! [ Download ] (21k) prisonfood.mp3 - From the movie The Other Guys: "I hope you like prison food, and penis."

New! [ Download ] (13k) bunchoflosers.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in the movie Sling Blade: "Ya'll just a bunch of losers."

New! [ Download ] (67k) cheatingvagina.mp3 - Hank Azaria in the Jim Brockmire clip: "Oh that one's waaay back, I can't see the ball. It's either outta here or lost inside my wife's big fat cheatin' vagina."

New! [ Download ] (14k) wheredothesepeople.mp3 - Donald Trump: "Where do these people come from?"

New! [ Download ] (15k) whyshoulditellyou.mp3 - An irate old man on TV's Cops: "You know it all. Why should I tell you?"

New! [ Download ] (71k) backtofrontwipers.mp3 - Hank Azaria in the Jim Brockmire clip: "Brockmire one of the few back to front wipers in the league, very very unconventional. Ooooookay. Dabbin' at it. First he like to dab at it."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (7k) quiet.mp3 - A passenger yelling at the two psycho Michigan Mikula twins on an airplane flight that diverted to Alaska: "Quiet!"

New! [ Download ] (18k) basketcase.mp3 - Donald Trump: "This woman, she's a basket case."

New! [ Download ] (41k) drewwheresdrew.mp3 - From TV's Broad City: "Drew? Guys, where is Drew? Drew?"

New! [ Download ] (26k) simplemistake.mp3 - Paul Reubens as Pee-wee Herman: "It was a simple mistake and I'm really sorry."

New! [ Download ] (12k) whatsyourproblem.mp3 - Fred Armisen on Saturday Night Live: "Alright. So what's your problem sweetheart?"

New! [ Download ] (158k) simplythebest.mp3 - A portion of Tina Turner performing The Best that was sometimes played after defeating another caller who attemped to Stump the Staff.

New! [ Download ] (23k) simplythebestabbrev.mp3 - The abbreviated version of Tina Turner performing The Best that was sometimes played after defeating another caller who attemped to Stump the Staff.

New! [ Download ] (51k) hotdogwater.mp3 - Fred Armisen on Saturday Night Live: "She said it came out so compacted it looked like a V8 can and was followed by what she referred to as 'two minutes of hotdog water'."

New! [ Download ] (11k) trumpbyebye.mp3 - Donald Trump to a protester as they are kicked out of one of his 2016 Presidential rallies: "Bye bye!

New! [ Download ] (14k) imback.mp3 - Hillary Clinton: "I'm back!"

New! [ Download ] (13k) goodforyoufather.mp3 - Paul Reubens as Pee-wee Herman: "Good for you and your father."

New! [ Download ] (17k) catfish.mp3 - "Does anybody want anymore catfish?"

New! [ Download ] (15k) cellphoneblows.mp3 - Danny McBride in TV's Eastbound & Down: "Your cellphone blows."

New! [ Download ] (11k) crookedhillary.mp3 - Donald Trump at one of his 2016 Presidential rallies: "-crooked Hillary"

New! [ Download ] (14k) gimmeaquestion.mp3 - Propecia the crack ho: "Alright, come on here. Gimmie a question."

New! [ Download ] (7k) pussy.mp3 - Danny DeVito from TV's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: "Pussy."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (34k) stopit.mp3 - A fat kid named Jonathon Garza being rescued after having lodged himself into a sewer while apparently trying to retrieve a wrench: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no more!!! No! Stop it!"

New! [ Download ] (1.1M) techno.mp3 - Part of the music Drew would play for subject matter pertaining to DEMF/Movement/techno/electronica/DJs, etc. From the song Feel the Drugs by DJ Scribble & Anthony Acid.

New! [ Download ] (55k) brokebitches.mp3 - Propecia the crack ho: "I tell ya what bitch, come join me. We'll get a crack rock, get a fifth of liquor, and we can smoke all goddamn night and feel better by daybreak. But we gonna be some broke bitches."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (719k) chickencow.mp3 - The Chicken Cow song by Wesley Willis.

New! [ Download ] (556k) chubbylittleloser.mp3 - David Bowie's Chubby Little Loser song from TV's Extras.

New! [ Download ] (36k) fatmenswhitemens.mp3 - Some crack ho: "Fat mens, white mens, old mens, young mens, as long as they got money and crack cocaine I can have mines everyday."

New! [ Download ] (15k) goddamnpussy.mp3 - Propecia the crack ho: "You sound like a goddamn pussy to me."

New! [ Download ] (23k) goddamnthisgoddamn.mp3 - Propecia the crack ho: "Goddamn this goddamn shit. I'm tired of motherfucker asking me questions."

New! [ Download ] (603k) gwarpornloop.mp3 - A loop of Drew's favorite porn music. Taken from the intro to the Gwar song Black and Huge.

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