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Latest Audio Additions

  • New! [ Download ] (33k) alotofrapes.mp3 - Danny McBride: "Hey! Potential home buyers! I hope you all know that there were a lot of rapes that happened in this house!"

  • New! [ Download ] (20k) butwewill.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "But we will, once I become President."

  • New! [ Download ] (24k) dramaticthings.mp3 - Sportscaster Suzy "Suzyn" Waldman: "Of all the dramatic things I've ever seen!"

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) dontflush.mp3 - Will Forte in Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!: "Don't flush those toilets! I want you to leave those logs in there for me to inspect! I want to see them. I want to see what you've done."

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) analextra.mp3 - From South Park: "Anal will cost ya' extra."

  • New! [ Download ] (87k) armbuttfuck.mp3 - Danny McBride in Eastbound & Down: "I'm just kind of disappointed in my own arm and how it's trying to butt fuck me back here."

  • New! [ Download ] (16k) yesdaddy.mp3 - From South Park: "Yes Daddy, I'm on my way."

  • New! [ Download ] (26k) nikitanotthesame.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "Since you got back from that mysterious retreat you are not the same."

  • New! [ Download ] (31k) giveittome.mp3 - From South Park: "Give it to me! Come on you sissies, I can fit more of ya!"

  • New! [ Download ] (1.7M) kwamecallsdrewandmike.mp3 - In a surprise move, Kwame Kilpatrick calls Drew and Mike!

  • New! [ Download ] (19k) fridgelaugh1.mp3 - Former NFL player William "Refrigerator" Perry laughing.

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (39k) subwayretard.mp3 - From the movie Just Friends: "So uh, how'd you lose all that weight? Like that retard from subway?"

  • New! [ Download ] (17k) everyoneblameskate.mp3 - Kate Upton: "They always blame me, everybody blames me!"

  • New! [ Download ] (19M) fakejustinbiebercallsin.mp3 - After Justin Bieber tweets a random phone number, Drew and Mike call the lady at that number too. With a surprise appearance by "Justin Bieber"!

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) gamewayon.mp3 - Huel Perkins from WJBK reading a text message between Kwame Kilpatrick and Christine Beatty: "Ha-Ha, your game is way on baby."

  • New! [ Download ] (55k) goodgodlady.mp3 - Chris Farley in Almost Heroes: "Good God lady!"

  • New! [ Download ] (9k) eric.mp3 - Adam Sandler in Billy Madison: "Eric!"

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) getoutretard.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in Sling Blade: "Get out, retard."

  • New! [ Download ] (82k) missminaslowmo.mp3 - Slow-mo version of Miss Mina's fart.

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) itsdeena.mp3 - Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head: "Oh, it's Deena. Oh God."

  • New! [ Download ] (14k) okcheckplease.mp3 - The TMZ voice over guy: "OK, check please!"

  • New! [ Download ] (17k) goodnessgracious.mp3 - Sportscaster Suzy "Suzyn" Waldman: "Oh my goodness gracious!"

  • New! [ Download ] (27k) nikitaspankass.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "Spank my ass. Anytime baby. Go ahead."

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) strongpeople.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Look at the strong people."

  • New! [ Download ] (25k) rookie.mp3 - Will Forte in MacGruber: "Sorry about last night. It was a real rookie maneuver."

  • New! [ Download ] (31k) scamola.mp3 - Homer on The Simpsons: "Wait a minute. This could be some kind of scam, or possibly scam-ola."

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) handsome.mp3 - Will Forte in MacGruber: "That guy? You think he's handsome?"

  • New! [ Download ] (23k) upperdecker.mp3 - Will Forte in MacGruber: "Sorry, I just took an upper decker in the master bathroom."

  • New! [ Download ] (27k) nikitatasteit.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "I like to put it in my mouth and taste it."

  • New! [ Download ] (29k) nikitaunbelievable.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "It feels unbelievable good."

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) fuckingbuzzard.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in Sling Blade: "Stay out of my God damn face you fucking buzzard."

  • New! [ Download ] (23k) fuckingkillyou.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in Sling Blade: "I will fucking kill you if you talk to me again!"

  • New! [ Download ] (443k) internetmemories3.mp3 - On the 20th Anniversary of the World Wide Web, surfers share their first memories of the Internet, Part 3.

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) kwamedontknow.mp3 - Kwame Kilpatrick: "I don't know what's happenin' there."

  • New! [ Download ] (15k) mansondoit.mp3 - Charles Manson: "Do it! Get it done!"

  • New! [ Download ] (17k) masturbated.mp3 - Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head: "You have now masturbated. Congratulations."

  • New! [ Download ] (29k) whipped.mp3 - Homer from The Simpsons: "Geez, I've never seen anyone so whipped, so fast." *makes a whip crack sound*

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) whoisthis.mp3 - Possibly child murderer Casey Anthony: "Who is this?"

  • New! [ Download ] (121k) woltersfart.mp3 - Wolters lets out a fart while on the air.

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) justhowretarded.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in Sling Blade: "Just how retarded are you?"

  • New! [ Download ] (12k) jackoff.mp3 - Will Arnett: "Jack off! Jack off!"

  • New! [ Download ] (1.0M) kwamecall.mp3 - Drew and Mike attempt to reach Kwame Kilpatrick at "work" in Texas.

  • New! [ Download ] (62k) meetingdonaldtrump.mp3 - Formerly homeless Ted Williams shares some good news: "Guess what, guess what. I'm meeting Donald Trump in about, a few hours."

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) famousvideotrump.mp3 - Donald Trump: "The famous video"

  • New! [ Download ] (77k) fartfailure.mp3 - From the full audio, it seems more likely that this was an audio glitch, but either way, it sounds like this reporter is saying that Andy Gibb died of "fart failure": "Now there was a fourth Gibb brother, Andy Gibb, who had a solo singing career. He died of fart failure, at the age of 30. Robin Gibb, was 62.

  • New! [ Download ] (10k) fart.mp3 - This is indeed a fart.

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) fart2.mp3 - This is indeed another fart.

  • New! [ Download ] (17k) suchaniceguy.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Aw, he's such a nice guy."

  • New! [ Download ] (166k) suckdickjointeam.mp3 - Will Forte and Ryan Phillippe in MacGruber: "I will suck your dick. I will suck your fucking dick, I will do it, just join my team. I'll suck your dick. You can fuck me or get fucked by me. You can watch me fuck something. Just point at something in the room and I'll fuck it for you. Come on, just tell me what you want me to fuck!"
    "Jesus Christ, MacGruber!"
    "Just tell me what you want me to fuck!"

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) nikitafavoritethink.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "It's my favorite think."

  • New! [ Download ] (7k) nikitadidyoulikeit.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "Did you like it?"

  • New! [ Download ] (16k) nikitadocuments.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "You need to fill out these documents."

  • New! [ Download ] (16k) jadensmithson.mp3 - From South Park: "I wish Jaden Smith was my son!"

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (18k) jesusname.mp3 - Marguerite Perrin, the crazy lady from Trading Spouses: "In Jesus' name I pray!"

  • New! [ Download ] (9k) itspoop.mp3 - Huel Perkins from WJBK: "It's poop."

  • New! [ Download ] (65k) fantasia.mp3 - "Ladies and Gentlemen, Fantasia!"

  • New! [ Download ] (33k) lewinskylaughing.mp3 - Former Bill Clinton receptacle Monica Lewinsky laughing.

  • New! [ Download ] (18k) kwameradio.mp3 - Kwame Kilpatrick: "Hey please, I don't want to be on the radio."

  • New! [ Download ] (14k) ignorantmoron.mp3 - Lawyer Mike Rataj: "You're an ignorant moron."

  • New! [ Download ] (14k) ignore.mp3 - From South Park: "Ignore."

  • New! [ Download ] (17k) ineedyousobad.mp3 - Huel Perkins from WJBK reading a text message between Kwame Kilpatrick and Christine Beatty: "I need you so bad."

  • New! [ Download ] (371k) internetmemories2.mp3 - On the 20th Anniversary of the World Wide Web, surfers share their first memories of the Internet, Part 2.

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) getoutofmyhouse.mp3 - John Ritter in Sling Blade: "Get of my house!"

  • New! [ Download ] (27k) nikitanicebody.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "He is very nice. Very sexy. Very nice body."

  • New! [ Download ] (189k) tellhimtheending.mp3 - Chris Farley in Almost Heroes: *while laughing* "Tell him the ending, that's the best part!"

  • New! [ Download ] (12k) putpantsbackon.mp3 - Ryan Phillippe in MacGruber: "Put your pants back on!"

  • New! [ Download ] (172k) rogerclemens.mp3 - Sportscaster Suzy "Suzyn" Waldman goes apeshit over Rogers Clemens becoming a New York Yankee.

  • New! [ Download ] (9k) kwamewhoami.mp3 - Kwame Kilpatrick: "Who am I speaking with?"

  • New! [ Download ] (7k) kwamewhoscalling.mp3 - Kwame Kilpatrick: "Who's calling?"

  • New! [ Download ] (15k) nikitatalktome.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "You wanna talk to me a little bit?"

  • New! [ Download ] (17k) nikitatastegood.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "Mmmm, taste good."

  • New! [ Download ] (28k) nikitareallygood.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "I worked with him before so I know he's really goot."

  • New! [ Download ] (65k) mikedouglas.mp3 - Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor: "Mike Douglas used to make me moist when I watched his show. I would get- I admit it, I would get moist when I watched his show. The only man who ever did that to me was Mike Douglas."

  • New! [ Download ] (28k) minafartanddrew.mp3 - Drew reacting to Miss Mina's overpowering and utterly disgusting fart.

  • New! [ Download ] (10k) missminafart.mp3 - Miss Mina's fart isolated.

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (25k) misery.mp3 - Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor: "I would like to volunteer to take this old bird out of her misery."

  • New! [ Download ] (82k) missmina.mp3 - Full audio from the original, and now apparently lost, video of Miss Mina's fart in the tight red pants.

  • New! [ Download ] (19k) mypartner.mp3 - Louie Anderson speaking to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on Splash: "Hey! Are you my partner?"

  • New! [ Download ] (3.3M) blow.mp3 - Cliff Notes Theatre: Blow

  • New! [ Download ] (427k) fallingdownstairs.mp3 - The classic drop of Larry Fortensky falling down the stairs. Thanks to Jay @ The Drew and Mike Podcast for providing this one straight from the source!

  • New! [ Download ] (138k) stevespurrierfull.mp3 - The full clip of Steve Spurrier (while coach of the South Carolina Gamecocks) telling reporters about how he ripped down a bunch of signs in the player's locker room that said "Beat Clemson", or, more likely, how he jerked off a bunch of his players.

  • New! [ Download ] (44k) stevespurrier.mp3 - Steve Spurrier while coach of the South Carolina Gamecocks: "I went down to the player's locker rooms, they're all over there, and I physically jerked a bunch of 'em off."

  • New! [ Download ] (15k) serioustrebek.mp3 - Alex Trebek: "Surely you can't be serious!"

  • New! [ Download ] (10k) yougotittrebek.mp3 - Alex Trebek: "You got it!"

  • New! [ Download ] (12k) takeiteasy.mp3 - Robert De Niro?: "Take it easy!"

  • New! [ Download ] (20k) interestingstat.mp3 - Former Detroit Lion Ndamukong Suh: "That's an interesting stat but I don't care about it."

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (18k) trashcan.mp3 - "Look at me, I'm looking for the trashcan!"

  • New! [ Download ] (6.8M) buffalojills.mp3 - Drew and Marc dissect the "General hygiene & lady body maintenance" section of the handbook given to Buffalo Bills cheerleaders, known as the Jills - with bonus appearance by Nikita Denise!

  • New! [ Download ] (22k) cantgetadate.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "He can't get a date so he's doing this instead."

  • New! [ Download ] (15k) dicksucked.mp3 - Drew imitating one of his favorite Kwame Kilpatrick text messages, podcast edition: "I need my dick sucked!"

  • New! [ Download ] (15k) totalfailure.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "She's a total failure."

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) dididogood.mp3 - From South Park: "Did I do good Daddy?"

  • New! [ Download ] (641k) elrickvsrataj.mp3 - The full cut of Fox 2 reporter M.L. Elrick versus lawyer Mike Rataj.

  • New! [ Download ] (822k) firsthuffpart1.mp3 - Fox Sports Detroit play-by-play involving Aubrey "First" Huff.

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) tuckyouinbed.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Tell her to tuck you in bed."

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) waterisaneed.mp3 - A Detroiter upset about water shut-offs in the city: "Water is a need!"

  • New! [ Download ] (136k) firsthuffpart2.mp3 - Fox Sports Detroit play-by-play involving Aubrey "First" Huff, part 2.

  • New! [ Download ] (195k) firsthuffpart3.mp3 - More play-by-play involving Aubrey "First" Huff, part 3.

  • New! [ Download ] (208k) firsthuffworldseries.mp3 - World Series play-by-play involving Aubrey "First" Huff.

  • New! [ Download ] (20k) histimeofthemonth.mp3 - From the movie Grown Ups, I think: "Looks like it's his time of the month again."

  • New! [ Download ] (33k) 15dollars.mp3 - A protest to increase the minimum wage for fast food workers: *chanting* "I want (I want) I want my fifteen dollars!"

  • New! [ Download ] (108k) adeledazeem.mp3 - John Travolta attempting to introduce Idina Menzel at the Oscars: "Here to perform the Oscar-nominated, gorgeously empowering song Let It Go from the Oscar-winning animated movie Frozen, please welcome the wickedly talented, one and only, Adele Dazeem."

  • New! [ Download ] (25k) hivnegative.mp3 - Formerly homeless Ted Williams shares some good news: "I've gained a few pounds. I'm H.I.V. negative."

  • New! [ Download ] (479k) internetmemories.mp3 - On the 20th Anniversary of the World Wide Web, surfers share their first memories of the Internet.

  • New! [ Download ] (14k) itsthecaptain.mp3 - Mike Clark: "It's the Captain!"

  • New! [ Download ] (19k) jetwontstart.mp3 - John Travolta: "Isn't it annoying when your jet won't start?"

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) kwamedisconnected.mp3 - Kwame Kilpatrick: "We got disconnected."

  • New! [ Download ] (27k) kwamefart.mp3 - For reasons apparently even the show forgot, a fart drop that was labeled as a being from Kwame Kilpatrick.

  • New! [ Download ] (15k) lionsfanlaugh.mp3 - A Detroit Lions fan laughing.

  • New! [ Download ] (29k) lionsfanlaugh2.mp3 - The full cut of a Detroit Lions fan laughing at the prospect of playing hooky from work.

  • New! [ Download ] (14k) blanksucked.mp3 - Drew imitating one of his favorite Kwame Kilpatrick text messages, radio friendly edition: "I need my blank sucked!"

  • New! [ Download ] (30k) blanksucked2000.mp3 - Drew imitating one of his favorite Kwame Kilpatrick text messages, radio friendly edition with bonus incorrect Jerry Maguire citation: "I need my blank sucked! Kwame, 2000."

  • New! [ Download ] (33k) moonwalk.mp3 - A reporter outside of court observes as Michael Jackson dances on top of an SUV: "Alright, uh, was that a moonwalk? I don't know. The crowd here is appreciative."

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) nikitaczech.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "I'm from Czech Republic."

  • New! [ Download ] (10k) nikitawhatwrong.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "What is wrong with you?"

  • New! [ Download ] (5k) oijacko.mp3 - Mark "Jacko" Jackson, a former Australian footballer that for some reason was part of an Energizer commercial campaign: "Oi!"

  • New! [ Download ] (16k) outoutout.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Out! Out! Out!"

  • New! [ Download ] (10k) pieceofgarbage.mp3 - Lawyer Mike Rataj: "You piece of garbage."

  • New! [ Download ] (15k) pitchedatent.mp3 - Former Detroit City Council President and admitted pedophile Charles Pugh: "I must say that I've pitched a tent."

  • New! [ Download ] (150k) pitchedatentfull.mp3 - The full cut of former Detroit City Council President and admitted pedophile Charles Pugh pitching a tent.

  • New! [ Download ] (25k) radiocareer.mp3 - FOX2's Rob Wolchek during one of his "Hall of Shame" segments: "Man, this guy's radio career is shot."

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) tastelikefeces.mp3 - Former WRIF intern Eric: "It taste like feces."

  • New! [ Download ] (10k) thatignorant.mp3 - Lawyer Mike Rataj: "Are you that ignorant?"

  • New! [ Download ] (10k) trudiimfine.mp3 - Slow-mo version of Trudi after taking a fall: "I'm fine!"

  • New! [ Download ] (2.5M) truditrips.mp3 - Drew and Mike recap Trudi tripping as she exits the studio, with a bonus Mike Clark fart.

  • New! [ Download ] (84k) truditrips2.mp3 - The full cut of Trudi tripping as she exits the studio.

  • New! [ Download ] (31k) abigmouth.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "She's a woman that's been very ineffective, other than she's got a big mouth."

  • New! [ Download ] (9k) allalie.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "All a lie."

  • New! [ Download ] (26k) atotallie.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "A total and self serving lie."

  • New! [ Download ] (14k) call9112.mp3 - "Somebody call 9-1-1!"

  • New! [ Download ] (46k) erinandrewsbieber.mp3 - Erin Andrews appears to mix up Justin Beiber and Justin Verlander.

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) goofus.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "She is a goofus."

  • New! [ Download ] (6k) gotrump.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Go."

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) heneedsomemilk2.mp3 - An onlooker to a man under the influence of the drug "flocka" offers some sage medical advice: "He needs some milk."

  • New! [ Download ] (25k) heneedssomemilk.mp3 - An onlooker to a man under the influence of the drug "flocka" offers some sage medical advice: "He needs some, uhm, milk."

  • New! [ Download ] (8k) himommy.mp3 - Formerly homeless Ted Williams: "Hi Mommy!"

  • New! [ Download ] (221k) himommyfull.mp3 - The full audio of formerly homeless Ted Williams reuniting with his mother.

  • New! [ Download ] (12k) holdapplause.mp3 - From a recording of a Michael Jackson rehearsal: "Hold for applause."

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) iaintgoinoverthere.mp3 - An onlooker to a man under the influence of the drug "flocka": "Shit, I ain't goin' over there."

  • New! [ Download ] (12k) idontknow.mp3 - An onlooker to a man under the influence of the drug "flocka": "I don't know"

  • New! [ Download ] (32k) lsdpcp.mp3 - An irate old man on Cops listing the drugs he claims to be under the influence of: "LSD, PCP, heroin, cocaine, what else you wanna know?"

  • New! [ Download ] (10k) nobodyunderstands.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Nobody understands it."

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (19k) surrender.mp3 - An irate old man on Cops: "Alright! I surrender!"

  • New! [ Download ] (16k) tellusthatstory.mp3 - Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head: "Yeah, tell us that story, bitch!"

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