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Welcome to the Drew and Mike Fan Site!

This is your ORIGINAL source for sound clips, drop-ins, and songs first heard on the Drew and Mike show on WRIF 101.1 FM in Detroit weekday mornings, and then later on the Drew and Marc show weekday afternoons on WMGC 105.1 FM! The show is well known for it's frequent use of funny sound clips and songs, some of which are even now traded throughout the Internet community. In addition, there is an updated "Drew and Mike Listener's Guide"!


MANY SPECIAL THANKS!

To those who are still mirroring many of the audio files after all of these years. Wait? That's pretty much no one nowadays. Hah. New mirrors would be appreciated though, to help spread the load. If you have hosting and can help, please contact me!

And not to be forgotten is the small army of fellow listeners who have supplied audio, pictures, corrections, and support in general for this site. Thanks!


Current Listener Sound Clip Requests
(meaning: send in these clips if you have them, because I don't at the moment. Thanks.)

Someone (possibly Mike Clark) saying: "Compose yourself bitch!"

Someone (again, possibly Mike Clark) saying: "Ladies and gentlemen, please put your goddamn hands together!"

Ray Lane saying "Let's get it up!"

Someone saying "God almighty"


Sound Search
Due to the ever increasing amount of clips and drops, I've added a sound search to help you zero in on a page if you are looking for a particular drop.


Latest Audio Additions

New! [ Download ] (258k) bestcryeverfull.mp3 - The full version of Rocky Lockridge and his son on A&E's Intervention in the "best cry ever".

Upgrade! [ Download ] (619k) dreamweaver.mp3 - A portion of Gary Wright's Dream Weaver that may be played when one may be spacing out and losing interest in what another person is saying.

New! [ Download ] (24k) firstgreybush.mp3 - Fred Armisen on Saturday Night Live: "I gotta tell ya when I saw my first grey bush hair I said 'Bye'."

New! [ Download ] (26k) greybushdownthere.mp3 - Fred Armisen on Saturday Night Live: "Alright. What's, what's going on? You got a grey bush down there? How can I help?"

Upgrade! [ Download ] (38k) mervpervcatalogue.mp3 - Chris Parnell on Saturday Night Live as Merv the Perv: "You know what I did get? The Lane Bryant catalogue out of my neighbor's mailbox, yank you very much."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (40k) mervpervelegant.mp3 - Chris Parnell on Saturday Night Live as Merv the Perv: "Hey you want to hear my idea of elegant? Heading back to my place and massaging my plantar warts with your boobies."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (30k) mervpervmeteruses.mp3 - Chris Parnell on Saturday Night Live as Merv the Perv: "Whaddya say we start turning those uteruses into meteruses?"

Upgrade! [ Download ] (46k) mervpervshakespeare.mp3 - Chris Parnell on Saturday Night Live as Merv the Perv: "I love Shakespeare. Speaking of which, I'll be putting on a production of Coriolanus out in my van. Who wants to audition?"

New! [ Download ] (23k) smellhisfinger.mp3 - Larry Flynt retelling what a comedian had said about him once: "I'd like to just follow him around someday so I can smell his finger."

New! [ Download ] (27k) snifffart.mp3 - The sound of a man inhaling a fart, version one. From TV's South Park.

New! [ Download ] (32k) snifffart2.mp3 - The sound of a man inhaling a fart, version two. From TV's South Park.

New! [ Download ] (27k) snifffart3.mp3 - - The sound of a man inhaling a fart, version three. From TV's South Park.

New! [ Download ] (17k) shametomygame.mp3 - Former Detroit 3rd Circuit Judge Wade McCree: "There's no shame to my game."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (23k) smellfart.mp3 - Chuck Berry letting loose on a prostitute: *large fart sound* "Mmmmhmmm, you can smell my fart".

New! [ Download ] (18k) ohmygodnoway.mp3 - From TV's South Park: "Oh my God no waaaaay."

New! [ Download ] (15k) ohmygodwhocares.mp3 - Will Arnett in the movie Hot Rod: "Oh my God, who cares?"

Upgrade! [ Download ] (22k) mervpervweiner.mp3 - Chris Parnell on Saturday Night Live as Merv the Perv: "All these skirts and me with only one weiner."

New! [ Download ] (16k) shutupbabydick.mp3From TV's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: "Shut up, baby dick."

New! [ Download ] (865k) 3inchtool.mp3 - The 3 Inch Tool Looney Tune

New! [ Download ] (13k) 45mins.mp3 - Michael Jackson: "For like 45 minutes"

New! [ Download ] (2.0M) arabicmusic.mp3 - The arabic music that Drew and Mike may play as a bed under a phone call to the Middle East, for example. The song is Aliek Asaal by Aboud Abdel Al.

New! [ Download ] (161k) bestcryever.mp3 - Rocky Lockridge on A&E's Intervention having what was dubbed the "best cry ever".

New! [ Download ] (16k) wehaveaprotester.mp3 - Donald Trump: "Oh we have a protester."

New! [ Download ] (12k) whathappened.mp3 - Tiger Woods' mother: "What happened?"

New! [ Download ] (16k) sosensitive.mp3 - Will Arnett in the movie Hot Rod: "Oh my God, this one is so sensitive."

New! [ Download ] (30k) stoppedtheclock.mp3 - From the infamous 2001 MSU vs Michigan football game where the Spartans defeated the Wolverines 26-24 amid allegations the clock should have run out on a previous play. Michigan commentator Frank Beckmann: "-spikes the ball. They stop the clock when they shouldn't have."

New! [ Download ] (74k) stoppedtheclockcountdown.mp3 - From the infamous 2001 MSU vs Michigan football game the Spartans defeated the Wolverines 26-24 amid allegations the clock should have run out on a previous play. Michigan commentator Frank Beckmann: "6-5-4-3-2-1. Smoker spikes the ball. They stop the clock when they shouldn't have."

New! [ Download ] (187k) sumtingwong.mp3 - San Francisco's KVTU reveals the pilots of Asiana Flight 214 as being "Sum Ting Wong, We Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk", and "Bang Ding Ow".

New! [ Download ] (23k) nowgetoutthere.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in the movie Sling Blade: "Now get out there and git yer shit and get out."

New! [ Download ] (12k) ohmygodlohan.mp3 - Lindsay Lohan saying, "Oh my God!".

Upgrade! [ Download ] (476k) devosforgovernor.mp3 - A Drew and Mike version of a Dick DeVos for Michigan Governor campaign ad.

New! [ Download ] (1.0M) doinitdoggiestyle.mp3 - The Doin' it Doggy Style Looney Tune

New! [ Download ] (1.0M) bowelmoves.mp3 - The Bowel Moves Looney Tune.

New! [ Download ] (34k) dday.mp3 - Fred Armisen on Saturday Night Live: "She said she hadn't gone number two in ten days but today was D-Day."

New! [ Download ] (30k) penishardnomatter.mp3 - Bill Hader on Saturday Night Live: "He's saying he can't get his penis hard no matter how much he tries."

New! [ Download ] (21k) prisonfood.mp3 - From the movie The Other Guys: "I hope you like prison food, and penis."

New! [ Download ] (13k) bunchoflosers.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in the movie Sling Blade: "Ya'll just a bunch of losers."

New! [ Download ] (67k) cheatingvagina.mp3 - Hank Azaria in the Jim Brockmire clip: "Oh that one's waaay back, I can't see the ball. It's either outta here or lost inside my wife's big fat cheatin' vagina."

New! [ Download ] (14k) wheredothesepeople.mp3 - Donald Trump: "Where do these people come from?"

New! [ Download ] (15k) whyshoulditellyou.mp3 - An irate old man on TV's Cops: "You know it all. Why should I tell you?"

New! [ Download ] (71k) backtofrontwipers.mp3 - Hank Azaria in the Jim Brockmire clip: "Brockmire one of the few back to front wipers in the league, very very unconventional. Ooooookay. Dabbin' at it. First he like to dab at it."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (7k) quiet.mp3 - A passenger yelling at the two psycho Michigan Mikula twins on an airplane flight that diverted to Alaska: "Quiet!"

New! [ Download ] (18k) basketcase.mp3 - Donald Trump: "This woman, she's a basket case."

New! [ Download ] (41k) drewwheresdrew.mp3 - From TV's Broad City: "Drew? Guys, where is Drew? Drew?"

New! [ Download ] (26k) simplemistake.mp3 - Paul Reubens as Pee-wee Herman: "It was a simple mistake and I'm really sorry."

New! [ Download ] (12k) whatsyourproblem.mp3 - Fred Armisen on Saturday Night Live: "Alright. So what's your problem sweetheart?"

New! [ Download ] (158k) simplythebest.mp3 - A portion of Tina Turner performing The Best that was sometimes played after defeating another caller who attemped to Stump the Staff.

New! [ Download ] (23k) simplythebestabbrev.mp3 - The abbreviated version of Tina Turner performing The Best that was sometimes played after defeating another caller who attemped to Stump the Staff.

New! [ Download ] (51k) hotdogwater.mp3 - Fred Armisen on Saturday Night Live: "She said it came out so compacted it looked like a V8 can and was followed by what she referred to as 'two minutes of hotdog water'."

New! [ Download ] (11k) trumpbyebye.mp3 - Donald Trump to a protester as they are kicked out of one of his 2016 Presidential rallies: "Bye bye!

New! [ Download ] (14k) imback.mp3 - Hillary Clinton: "I'm back!"

New! [ Download ] (13k) goodforyoufather.mp3 - Paul Reubens as Pee-wee Herman: "Good for you and your father."

New! [ Download ] (17k) catfish.mp3 - "Does anybody want anymore catfish?"

New! [ Download ] (15k) cellphoneblows.mp3 - Danny McBride in TV's Eastbound & Down: "Your cellphone blows."

New! [ Download ] (11k) crookedhillary.mp3 - Donald Trump at one of his 2016 Presidential rallies: "-crooked Hillary"

New! [ Download ] (14k) gimmeaquestion.mp3 - Propecia the crack ho: "Alright, come on here. Gimmie a question."

New! [ Download ] (7k) pussy.mp3 - Danny DeVito from TV's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: "Pussy."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (34k) stopit.mp3 - A fat kid named Jonathon Garza being rescued after having lodged himself into a sewer while apparently trying to retrieve a wrench: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no more!!! No! Stop it!"

New! [ Download ] (1.1M) techno.mp3 - Part of the music Drew would play for subject matter pertaining to DEMF/Movement/techno/electronica/DJs, etc. From the song Feel the Drugs by DJ Scribble & Anthony Acid.

New! [ Download ] (55k) brokebitches.mp3 - Propecia the crack ho: "I tell ya what bitch, come join me. We'll get a crack rock, get a fifth of liquor, and we can smoke all goddamn night and feel better by daybreak. But we gonna be some broke bitches."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (719k) chickencow.mp3 - The Chicken Cow song by Wesley Willis.

New! [ Download ] (556k) chubbylittleloser.mp3 - David Bowie's Chubby Little Loser song from TV's Extras.

New! [ Download ] (36k) fatmenswhitemens.mp3 - Some crack ho: "Fat mens, white mens, old mens, young mens, as long as they got money and crack cocaine I can have mines everyday."

New! [ Download ] (15k) goddamnpussy.mp3 - Propecia the crack ho: "You sound like a goddamn pussy to me."

New! [ Download ] (23k) goddamnthisgoddamn.mp3 - Propecia the crack ho: "Goddamn this goddamn shit. I'm tired of motherfucker asking me questions."

New! [ Download ] (603k) gwarpornloop.mp3 - A loop of Drew's favorite porn music. Taken from the intro to the Gwar song Black and Huge.

New! [ Download ] (25k) itsnotnicefaggots.mp3 - Danny McBride in TV's Eastbound & Down: "It's not nice to call people 'faggots', faggots."

New! [ Download ] (24k) losegoddamnweight.mp3 - Propecia the crack ho: "You need to get up off your fat ass and lose some of that goddamn weight."

New! [ Download ] (163k) obamaphone.mp3 - A raspy voiced Clevelander extolling Barack Obama and his so called Obamaphone.

Upgrade! [ Download ] (651k) oldman.mp3 - Drew impersonates Neil Young as he sings Oldman.

New! [ Download ] (18k) sucksomedick.mp3 - Propecia the crack ho: "You need to learn how to suck some goddamn dick."

New! [ Download ] (25k) washsmellyass.mp3 - Propecia the crack ho: "Wash your smelly ass and balls ya nappy motherfucker you."

New! [ Download ] (12k) whogivesafuck.mp3 - Propecia the crack ho: "Who gives a fuck?!"

New! [ Download ] (20k) 4inches.mp3 - From TV's South Park: "Oh man, it's about four inches long."

New! [ Download ] (24k) 1111111.mp3 - An irate receiver of a Drew and Marc call: "1-1-1-1-1-1-1, really?"

Upgrade! [ Download ] (19k) aerosmith.mp3 - The mayor of Atlanta at the time describing the getaway vehicle of a man who went bezerk: "-in his aerosmith van."

New! [ Download ] (44k) gayamericans.mp3 - Tom Hanks accepting an Oscar for Philadelphia: "They are two of the finest gay Americans that I have the good fortune of being associated with."

New! [ Download ] (14k) herpes.mp3 - Some skank: "I've got herpes in my butt."

New! [ Download ] (9k) himario.mp3 - Paul Reubens as Pee-wee Herman: "Hi Mario."

New! [ Download ] (12k) kidsaresoft.mp3 - Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop: "You kids are soft."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (92k) looneytune.mp3 - The short introduction played before a Drew and Mike Looney Tune.

New! [ Download ] (28k) mybabies.mp3 - Tom Hanks accepting an Oscar for Philadelphia: "I wish my babies could have the same sort of teacher, the same sort of friends."

New! [ Download ] (27k) nikitatennis.mp3 - Nikita Denise in an interactive porn DVD: "I like play tennis but I am no good in it."

New! [ Download ] (23k) paidtaxes.mp3 - Homer Simpson from TV's The Simpsons: "I paid my taxes over a year ago."

New! [ Download ] (38k) spendtaxdollars.mp3 - Beavis from TV's Beavis and Butt-head: "Yeah you know, it's about time they spend my tax dollars on something I can use. Know what I'm saying?"

New! [ Download ] (23k) trainwreck.mp3 - Dr. Phil: "I feel like I bought a ticket to a train wreck."

New! [ Download ] (9k) trudinews.mp3 - Mr. T: "Trudi news, grrr!"

New! [ Download ] (15k) classic.mp3 - Jon Glaser on TV's Parks and Recreation: laughing "Classic!"

New! [ Download ] (19k) dirtywhore.mp3 - Danny DeVito from TV's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: "I am proposing to that dirty whore."

New! [ Download ] (28k) hotdogracist.mp3 - Jon Glaser on TV's Parks and Recreation: "Hot dogs? You know I have irritable bowel syndrome, you racist."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (13k) skidmarks.mp3 - A witness from TV's Cops: "You see the skid marks right there."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (20k) skidmarks2.mp3 - A police officer on TV's Cops: "Are there two skid marks or just that one set of skid marks?"

Upgrade! [ Download ] (14k) skidmarks3.mp3 - A police officer on TV's Cops: "You want me to take pictures of the skid marks?"

Upgrade! [ Download ] (20k) skidmarks4.mp3 - A witness from TV's Cops: "And that's the skid marks right there. You can see what she did"

Upgrade! [ Download ] (15k) skidmarks5.mp3 - A police officer on TV's Cops: "We'll take pictures of the skid marks there."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (12k) trailerdead.mp3 - Some trailer trash from TV's Cops: "Ah you ain't dead."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (11k) trailerlaugh.mp3 - Some trailer trash from TV's Cops laughing.

Upgrade! [ Download ] (16k) trailerout.mp3 - Some trailer trash from TV's Cops: "Get outta ma trailer! I want you out!"

Upgrade! [ Download ] (25k) trailershutup.mp3 - Some trailer trash from TV's Cops: "You shut up! Now all you are is a trouble maker! Now get out of here!"

Upgrade! [ Download ] (41k) trailerwhipass.mp3 - An irate old baggle on TV's Cops: "I'd like for you to just take him and whip his ass good and proper, because that's what he needs."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (30k) trailerwhore.mp3 - Some trailer trash from TV's Cops: "She sits around calls him sons of bitches and whore mongers and...

Upgrade! [ Download ] (31k) traileryoungins.mp3 - Some trailer trash from TV's Cops: "You'd better call your youngins (and) tell 'em to come and getchya too. You're not staying here tonight."

New! [ Download ] (15k) whorewife.mp3 - Danny DeVito from TV's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: "I'll make that whore my wife."

New! [ Download ] (9k) areyougay.mp3 - A short clip from the Prince song Uptown: "Are you gay?"

New! [ Download ] (146k) areyougayfull.mp3 - The full clip of NFL quarterback Kordell Stewart being asked if he's gay.

New! [ Download ] (12k) homophobic.mp3 - NFL quarterback Kordell Stewart: "I don't do no homophobic."

New! [ Download ] (15k) plantedseed.mp3 - Marguerite Perrin, the psycho from TV's Trading Spouses: "I planted that seed and I will see the harvest."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (16k) thechair2.mp3 - John McEnroe on TV's The Chair: "The Chair!"

Upgrade! [ Download ] (46k) thechair3.mp3 - John McEnroe on TV's The Chair: "Now let's see if our next contender, David Hoffman, can handle, the chair!"

New! [ Download ] (12k) alittewhacko.mp3 - Larry King: "A little whacko but that's ok."

New! [ Download ] (7.7M) clara.mp3 - Drew and Mike go in search of a guy who had to pay $17,000 over flipping the bird to Brazilian customs but instead find the housekeeper Clara, and have a load of fun with her.

New! [ Download ] (392k) lessstress.mp3 - The intro for "Les Stress" and a traffic report of his.

New! [ Download ] (541k) letitrippromo.mp3 - A Drew and Mike version of a promo for FOX 2's "Let It Rip".

New! [ Download ] (23k) pregaygregahhhh.mp3 - Pre-gay Greg from TV's "Curb Your Enthusiasm": "Ah! Nanna, nanna!"

New! [ Download ] (1.4M) pregaygregfull.mp3 - The full audio of pre-gay Greg from TV's "Curb Your Enthusiasm".

New! [ Download ] (15k) pregaygregkickhisbutt.mp3 - Pre-gay Greg from TV's "Curb Your Enthusiasm": "I would kick his butt."

New! [ Download ] (15k) pregaygregohmygod.mp3 - Pre-gay Greg from TV's "Curb Your Enthusiasm": "Oh my God! Let me check- what is it?"

New! [ Download ] (16k) pregaygregscream.mp3 - Pre-gay Greg screaming on TV's "Curb Your Enthusiasm"

New! [ Download ] (15k) pregaygregthefashion.mp3 - Pre-gay Greg from TV's "Curb Your Enthusiasm": "The fashion!"

New! [ Download ] (28k) punchintheface.mp3 - Nick Offerman in TV's "Parks and Recreation": "Never met him. He looks like he could use a swift punch in the face though."

New! [ Download ] (11k) rehab.mp3 - O.J. Simpson: "You're going into a rehab."

New! [ Download ] (12k) sheneedstobestopped.mp3 - O.J. Simpson: "She needs to be stopped."

New! [ Download ] (13k) socialmedia.mp3 - FOX Sports reporter Erin Andrews interviewing MLBer Adam Wainwright: "Don't you love social media?"

New! [ Download ] (26k) sorrylittlefishy.mp3 - Anna Nicole Smith, from her TV show: "I'm sorry little fishy."

New! [ Download ] (46k) thinpenis.mp3 - From the movie "Sling Blade": "And there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis."

New! [ Download ] (21k) twomen.mp3 - Billy Bob Thornton in the movie "Sling Blade": "The Bible says two men ought not lay together."

New! [ Download ] (39k) sebring.mp3 - Ed Helms in TV's "The Office": "Sebring, by Chrysler. A heck of a motor carriage."

New! [ Download ] (25k) satansbutthole.mp3 - Nick Offerman in TV's "Parks and Recreation": "What's it like to stare into the eye of Satan's butthole?"

New! [ Download ] (12.1M) pendergast.mp3 - Drew and Mike attempt to locate a bumbling pilot named John Prendergast who got lost and caused havoc over JFK airport while flying in his home-built plane.

New! [ Download ] (12k) hurlyourfeces.mp3 - Rainn Wilson from TV's "The Office": "Hurl your feces!"

New! [ Download ] (14k) yesyes.mp3 - Marguerite Perrin, the psycho from TV's "Trading Spouses": "Yes, yes!"

New! [ Download ] (13k) nobackdoorteen.mp3 - Farrah Abraham from her porn video "Backdoor Teen Mom" saying: "No!"

New! [ Download ] (10k) nice2.mp3 - From TV's "South Park", the second variation of: "Nice!"

New! [ Download ] (12k) nice.mp3 - From TV's "South Park": "Nice!"

New! [ Download ] (15k) gordon.mp3 - Goth guy from a Sprint Family TV commercial: "It's pronounced 'Gor-donne'."

New! [ Download ] (196k) wrestlingcry.mp3 - The full clip of wrestling super fan David Wills getting very emotional about this "sport"

New! [ Download ] (26k) usanumber1.mp3 - NFL quarterback Ricky Stanzi after winning the Orange Bowl: "If you don't love it, leave it. USA, number one!"

New! [ Download ] (28k) stillrealtome.mp3 - Wrestling super fan David Wills getting very emotional about this "sport": "It's still real to me damn it! I mean..."

New! [ Download ] (311k) slingbladeband.mp3 - The band from the movie "Sling Blade" jamming.

New! [ Download ] (14k) pregaygregjews.mp3 - Pre-gay Greg from TV's "Curb Your Enthusiasm": "Get a life jews!"

New! [ Download ] (692k) pottychair.mp3 - The Potty Chair song that is sometimes played when talking about or making calls about fecal related matters.

New! [ Download ] (15k) 7inches.mp3 - Heckler at Anthony Weiner resignation press conference: "Are you more than seven inches?"

New! [ Download ] (36k) obamathatguy.mp3 - Barack Obama reading from "Dreams from My Father": "Now you know that guy ain't shit. Sorry-assed motherfucker got nothing on me, right? Nothing."

New! [ Download ] (73k) obamaparty.mp3 - Barack Obama reading from "Dreams from My Father": "So what happens when we go out to a party with some sisters, huh? What happens? I tell you what happens. BLAM! They on us like there's no tomorrow. High school chicks, university chicks- it don't matter."

New! [ Download ] (13k) obamanumber.mp3 - Barack Obama reading from "Dreams from My Father": "Sure you can have my number, baby."

New! [ Download ] (16k) obamacomplicated.mp3 - Barack Obama reading from "Dreams from My Father": "Shit's getting way too complicated for me."

New! [ Download ] (223k) davidtrumpvoicemail.mp3 - New Jersey Turnpike Authority employee David Trump's outgoing voicemail message.

New! [ Download ] (41k) davidtrumpturnpike.mp3 - New Jersey Turnpike Authority employee David Trump: "You know- do you have anymore questions on the turnpike?"

New! [ Download ] (34k) davidtrumpthatquestion.mp3 - New Jersey Turnpike Authority employee David Trump: "That question should be referred to the New Jersey State Police."

New! [ Download ] (13k) davidtrumptakecare.mp3 - New Jersey Turnpike Authority employee David Trump: "Take care, have a good day."

New! [ Download ] (27k) davidtrumpcouldnttellyou.mp3 - New Jersey Turnpike Authority employee David Trump: "I couldn't honestly tell you."

New! [ Download ] (37k) davidtrumpburgerking.mp3 - New Jersey Turnpike Authority employee David Trump: "Uh, the service areas offer uh, Burger King."

New! [ Download ] (18k) davidtrumpspeaking.mp3 - New Jersey Turnpike Authority employee David Trump: "Good morning, David Trump speaking."

New! [ Download ] (23k) obamawhitefolks.mp3 - Barack Obama reading from "Dreams from My Father": "There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you."

Upgrade! [ Download ] (166k) jacksonrestroom.mp3 Michael Jackson being interviewed on 60 Minutes: "Once I went in the restroom, they locked me in there for like 45 minutes. There was doo-doo, feces, thrown all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling, and it stunk so bad. And one of the policeman came by the window and he made a sarcastic remark. He said, 'Smell, does it smell good enough for you in there? How do you like the smell? Is it good?' And I said simply said, 'It's alright. It's okay.'"

New! [ Download ] (1.3M) koreshstandup.mp3 - Drew and Marc revist a very old bit, David Koresh Standup Comedy.

New! [ Download ] (39k) gonnagetpaid.mp3 - Former homeless man Ted Williams to his family on the "Dr. Phil" show: "I'm gonna make sure-," clears his nose "that, ya'll gonna get paid."

New! [ Download ] (403k) roundballrock.mp3 - The Roundball Rock lyrics bit from "Saturday Night Live" looped for about a minute: "Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba basketball! Gimme gimme, gimme the ball because I'm gonna DUNK IT!!"

New! [ Download ] (14k) obamabestpresident.mp3 - Barack Obama imitating NFL player Richard Sherman: - "I'm the best president in the game!"

New! [ Download ] (17k) obamadontyouever.mp3 - Barack Obama imitating NFL player Richard Sherman: - "Don't you ever talk about me like that!"

New! [ Download ] (21k) obamafries.mp3 - Barack Obama reading from "Dreams from My Father": "You ain't my bitch nigger, buy your own damn fries."

New! [ Download ] (12k) thisdoanything.mp3 - Outtake from an Orson Welles wine commercial, in reference to an actor sitting beside him: "Does this do anything?"

New! [ Download ] (667k) tbcwhendrewhastopoo.mp3 - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners - When Drew Has to Poo (What Does Mike Do?)

New! [ Download ] (556k) tbcscarlettjohanssonfarts.mp3 - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners - Scarlett Johansson Farts

New! [ Download ] (831k) tbcbarackobamafarts.mp3 - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners - Barack Obama Farts

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