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Now in our 17th year, we are neither a business, nor a religion, but a public service institution. Your ORIGINAL source for sound clips, drop-ins, and songs. A wonderful companion to all things Drew and Mike, if I do say so myself.



Latest Audio Additions

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) efren.mp3 - Trudi Daniels: "Efren?"

  • New! [ Download ] (46k) efrenfart.mp3 - The Efren fart

  • New! [ Download ] (88k) efrenfartslomo.mp3 - Slow mo version of the Efren fart

  • New! [ Download ] (16k) poop.mp3 - Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head: "Poop!"

  • New! [ Download ] (40k) portuguesethankyou.mp3 - From the funeral of Rosa Parks: "If I were Portuguese I'd say obrigado."

  • New! [ Download ] (69k) putbabyinyou.mp3 - Will Forte in The Brothers Solomon: "What do you say we get out of here and I go put a baby in you?"

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) putthatonlist.mp3 - Michael Jackson in the documentary Living with Michael Jackson: "Can you put that on the list?"

  • New! [ Download ] (22k) redwhiteblue.mp3 - A pro Hillary Clinton redneck: "Red white and blue!"

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (32k) yousexy.mp3 - Luke Perry in Beverly Hills, 90210: "You are incredibly sexy."

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (77k) rockshelter.mp3 - Debb Eaton, a contestant on Survivor: "We got enough rocks here too, we could build a pretty decent shelter just usin' rocks!"

  • New! [ Download ] (31k) stunksobad.mp3 - Michael Jackson being interview on 60 Minutes: "And it stunk so bad."

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (28k) 45mins.mp3 - Michael Jackson in the documentary Living with Michael Jackson: "For like forty five minutes"

  • New! [ Download ] (54k) abu.mp3 - Michael Jackson in the documentary Living with Michael Jackson tending to Blanket: "Yes, aboo!"

  • New! [ Download ] (22k) ahha.mp3 - David Lee Roth: "Ah ha!"

  • New! [ Download ] (141k) america.mp3 - Randy in South Park: "Arresting me for what? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself? I thought this was America! Huh? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America."

  • New! [ Download ] (37k) americawin.mp3 - A pro Hillary Clinton redneck: "America is going to win."

  • New! [ Download ] (6k) areyathere.mp3 - Larry King: "Are ya there?"

  • New! [ Download ] (63k) areyouokay.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Are you okay? You okay? Are you alright?"

  • New! [ Download ] (27k) areyouokay2.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Are you okay?"

  • New! [ Download ] (42k) arnoldlovechild.mp3 - Benjy from Howard Stern on Demand at an Anthony Weinerpress conference: "Will you help to support Arnold's love child?"

  • New! [ Download ] (15k) askforgina.mp3 - Gina the phone sex operator: "Just ask for Gina baby."

  • New! [ Download ] (31k) ateweiners.mp3 - Mr. Burns from The Simpsons: "Whowho, I ate my share of weiners that day."

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (22k) bomb.mp3 - Roland Winkler on the Leif Garrett episode of Behind the Music: "Ready for a bomb?"

  • New! [ Download ] (54k) boringtrump.mp3 - Donald Trump: "Ugh, boring! Boring!"

  • New! [ Download ] (23k) bothsayit.mp3 - Michael Jackson: "Do we both say it?"

  • New! [ Download ] (39k) boughttheseright.mp3 - Michael Jackson in the documentary Living with Michael Jackson: "We bought these right? And these?"

  • New! [ Download ] (41k) boughtthisone.mp3 - Michael Jackson in the documentary Living with Michael Jackson: "Bought this one, this one."

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) boughtthisoneright.mp3 - Michael Jackson in the documentary Living with Michael Jackson: "I bought this one, right?"

  • New! [ Download ] (25k) brandon2days.mp3 - Tom Mazawey: "I see Brandon gets two days a week, huh?"

  • New! [ Download ] (16k) brandonfired.mp3 - Donald Trump: "Brandon, you're doing a terrible job, you're fired."

  • New! [ Download ] (22k) branDONhmm.mp3 - Tom Mazawey: "BranDON. Hmm. Ok."

  • New! [ Download ] (91k) breakingnews.mp3 - The breaking news sounder from a Majic Windows commercial: "Breaking news, with Mort Crim."

  • New! [ Download ] (2.0M) breakingnewstoilet.mp3 - Breaking News: A toilet won't stop flushing in the Greater Media building. It was described as "flushing wildly".

  • New! [ Download ] (157k) bukkakeporno.mp3 - Random executive in a K-Swiss ad campaign: "K, what's bew-cake porno?"
    Danny McBride: "Bukkake, you dumb motherfucker. What, you been livin' in a cave? It's like an old Asian traditional porno. Just- it's hilarious. I need that shit. Next."

  • New! [ Download ] (9k) clintonwhat.mp3 - Hillary Clinton: "What?!"

  • New! [ Download ] (67k) clockisslow.mp3 - David Lee Roth: "Ah man, I think the clock is slow man..."

  • New! [ Download ] (24k) coat.mp3 - Ed Bassmaster: "What happened to his coat?"

  • New! [ Download ] (549k) cocaineattic.mp3 - Leonard Rowe: "Why do someone that's completely healthy need someone to take care of them? I consider myself healthy Larry. I don't have a doctor living with me. Do you have one living with you?"
    Larry King: "No. So you're implying foul play by sending a doctor there?"
    Leonard Rowe: "No, Larry. Let me say this to you-"
    Larry King: "I'm lost."
    Leonard Rowe: "Michael Jackson was addicted, we all know that. It's not a secret. Would you put a cocaine seller in the house with a cocaine attic?"
    Larry King: "Are you saying they put a cocaine seller in the house- the doctor was selling cocaine?"
    Leonard Rowe: "I didn't say that Larry. But he was able to write- he was able to administer drugs."

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (371k) jacksonrestroom.mp3 Michael Jackson being interviewed on 60 Minutes: "Once I went in the restroom, they locked me in there for like forty five minutes. There was doo-doo, feces, thrown all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling, and it stunk so bad. And one of the policemen came by the window and he made a sarcastic remark. He said, 'Smell, does it smell good enough for you in there? How do you like the smell? Is it good?' And I just simply said, 'It's alright. It's okay.'"

  • New! [ Download ] (89k) copwriteticket.mp3 - Ed Bassmaster: "Whenever a cop writes you out a ticket, the first thing you do is you take the ticket and you say, would you look at this?"

  • New! [ Download ] (15k) cosbycoocachoo.mp3 - Bill Cosby: "Goo ga coo ca chu!"

  • New! [ Download ] (435k) cosbytoteboard.mp3 - The Bill Cosby Alleged Sexual Assault Victim Toteboard

  • New! [ Download ] (102k) courtneybasspro.mp3 - Telemarketer Courtney calls Marc live during the podcast: "Hello Marc, this is Courtney with vacation foreign travel. I'm calling about an entry form you filled out at the Bass Pro Shop."

  • New! [ Download ] (18k) courtneybassproshopduh.mp3 - Telemarketer Courtney calls Marc live during the podcast: "I mean, duh."

  • New! [ Download ] (19k) courtneybassproshopfunny.mp3 - Telemarketer Courtney calls Marc live during the podcast: "You guys are funny."

  • New! [ Download ] (35k) criminal.mp3 - Michael Jackson: "Who's the criminal? Who-who's Jack the Ripper?"

  • New! [ Download ] (57k) crissangelalive.mp3 - Criss Angel screams out as he "escapes" from an building implosion in 2008. Commentator: "Criss Angel is out and alive!"

  • New! [ Download ] (20k) crissangelscream.mp3 - Criss Angel screaming out as he "escapes" from an building implosion in 2008.

  • New! [ Download ] (230k) dontmess.mp3 - A bagel starts hitting the touchtones on her phone and Drew unloads on her: *blasts the megaphone* "Don't mess with me bagel!"

  • New! [ Download ] (3.2M) drewandgethard.mp3 - Drew imagines someone being tased until they "Get hard!"

  • New! [ Download ] (10.1M) drewandmikemeetgina.mp3 - Drew and Mike call a phone sex line for men who have small penises and like to be humiliated. They pose as brothers "Buzz" and "Jarvis" and end up meeting the infamous Gina.

  • New! [ Download ] (36k) alwaysknewit2.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "I always fucking knew it."

  • New! [ Download ] (31k) alwaysknewit.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "I always knew it."

  • New! [ Download ] (37k) conduit.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "Oh, I'll be your conduit."

  • New! [ Download ] (35k) fuckyazeesstardust.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "Fuck yeah zees stardust." (Close enough)

  • New! [ Download ] (41k) fuckyeah.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "Yeah, fuck yeah!"

  • New! [ Download ] (55k) fuckyeah2.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "Yeah, uh, fuck yeah."

  • New! [ Download ] (32k) iknewit.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "I knew it!"

  • New! [ Download ] (62k) itsover.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "Oh my God, it's over! I feel it."

  • New! [ Download ] (22k) itsover2.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "It's over!"

  • New! [ Download ] (50k) mischabye.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "Heh, uhhhhh, bye!"

  • New! [ Download ] (25k) mischaohmygod.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "Oh my God!"

  • New! [ Download ] (23k) mischaohmygod2.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "Oh my God!"

  • New! [ Download ] (26k) mymother.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "Oh, my mother."

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) ohifeelyou.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "Oh, I feel you."

  • New! [ Download ] (29k) planetearth.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "On planet Earth!"

  • New! [ Download ] (26k) terrifying.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "It's terrifying."

  • New! [ Download ] (30k) whatwitch.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "What a witch!"

  • New! [ Download ] (48k) whoa.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "Whooooooooooa!"

  • New! [ Download ] (40k) youfuckingwitch.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "You fucking witch!"

  • New! [ Download ] (71k) youreangry.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "Whoooooooooa, you're angry."

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) youreangry2.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "You're angry."

  • New! [ Download ] (206k) watchbyself.mp3 - Chris Farley in Almost Heroes: "Oh, I understand. You want to watch her by yourself."

  • New! [ Download ] (8k) yeahgoahead.mp3 - Larry King: "Yeah, go ahead. What's the question?"

  • New! [ Download ] (35k) yesiam.mp3 - David Lee Roth: "Yes I am!"

  • New! [ Download ] (30k) yesimhot.mp3 - David Lee Roth: "Yes I'm hot!"

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (19k) youarestupid.mp3 - An irate Iraqi: "You are stupid."

  • New! [ Download ] (1.5M) negotiations.mp3 - From a K-Swiss ad, Kenny Powers negotiates an endorsement deal

  • New! [ Download ] (10k) next2.mp3 - Mr. Burns from The Simpsons: "Next!"

  • New! [ Download ] (103k) niceface.mp3 - Will Arnett in The Brothers Solomon: "You have got a nice face. It sure makes up that body."

  • New! [ Download ] (38k) nicelittleguy.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Looks like a nice little guy actually."

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (18k) nobodyunderstands.mp3 - Donald Trump: "Nobody understands it."

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (24k) noidea.mp3 - Roland Winkler on the Leif Garrett episode of Behind the Music: "I have no idea."

  • New! [ Download ] (294k) nonsequiturcartoons.mp3 - Tom Mazawey, the Human Non Sequitur: Cartoons

  • New! [ Download ] (176k) nonsequiturdairyqueen.mp3 - Tom Mazawey, the Human Non Sequitur: Dairy Queen

  • New! [ Download ] (333k) nonsequiturderbypool.mp3 - Tom Mazawey, the Human Non Sequitur: Derby Pool

  • New! [ Download ] (216k) nonsequiturflipwilson.mp3 - Tom Mazawey, the Human Non Sequitur: Flip Wilson

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) idontthinkso.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "I don't think so."

  • New! [ Download ] (441k) internetmemories4.mp3 - On the 20th Anniversary of the World Wide Web, surfers share their first memories of the Internet, Part 4.

  • New! [ Download ] (311k) internetmemories5.mp3 - On the 20th Anniversary of the World Wide Web, surfers share their first memories of the Internet, Part 5.

  • New! [ Download ] (22k) inthecan.mp3 - Will Arnett in Hot Rod: "Uh, no, she's in the can. Can I take a message?"

  • New! [ Download ] (18k) isaidgetoutofmyhouse.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in Sling Blade: "I said, get out of my house."

  • New! [ Download ] (19k) jadensmithparents.mp3 - From South Park: "Jaden Smith let's his parents do whatever they want."

  • New! [ Download ] (1.7M) jimbrockmire.mp3 - The full Hank Azaria as Jim Brockmire clip.

  • New! [ Download ] (19k) justpunchedhimintheface.mp3 - Nick Offerman in Parks and Recreation: "If it were me, I would've just punched him in the face."

  • New! [ Download ] (42k) kickmycar.mp3 - Will Forte in MacGruber: "Did you really just kick my car? Oh no, oh no you don't! Real mature!"

  • New! [ Download ] (211k) kwamecallandfart.mp3 - Drew and Mike call Kwame Kilpatrick's voicemail to leave a Butt Mic fart on it.

  • New! [ Download ] (17k) kwameflustered.mp3 - A flustered Kwame Kilpatrick after being ambushed by Drew and Mike.

  • New! [ Download ] (6k) kwamehello.mp3 - Kwame Kilpatrick: "Hello."

  • New! [ Download ] (8k) kwamehello2.mp3 - Kwame Kilpatrick: "Hello?"

  • New! [ Download ] (8k) kwamelaugh.mp3 - An uneasy Kwame Kilpatrick laugh.

  • New! [ Download ] (10k) kwametakecare.mp3 - Kwame Kilpatrick: "Alright, well take care now."

  • New! [ Download ] (14k) theytookwhat.mp3 - Huel Perkins, in reference to a vibrator: "They took what?"

  • New! [ Download ] (29k) tombrokaw.mp3 - A kid in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby: "Tow Brokaw is a punk!"

  • New! [ Download ] (24k) trumpstopit.mp3 - Donald Trump on 60 Minutes: "I'll say it right to the camera, stop it."

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) trumpstopit2.mp3 - Donald Trump on 60 Minutes: "Stop it."

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (21k) tuckyouinbed.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Tell her to tuck you into bed."

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) uh.mp3 - David Lee Roth: "Uh!"

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (1.4M) umbrellaholder.mp3 - You too can apply to be a professional umbrella holder for Michael Jackson.

  • New! [ Download ] (28k) underwears.mp3 - Peter Griffin in Family Guy: "Ugh. That's the end of those underwears."

  • New! [ Download ] (26k) unf.mp3 - Some random David Lee Roth noise.

  • New! [ Download ] (51k) vanhalenwhistle.mp3 - The Van Halen whistle.

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (10k) vanload.mp3 - An irate woman, in reference to illegal Mexican immigrants: "If there's a van load of 'em, pull 'em all over!"

  • New! [ Download ] (16k) goodytwoshoes.mp3 - An irate old man on Cops: "Oh, goody two-shoes for you!"

  • New! [ Download ] (25k) handsomemarry1.mp3 - Will Forte in MacGruber: "Really? Well if you think he's so handsome, then why don't you marry him?"

  • New! [ Download ] (25k) handsomemarry2.mp3 - Will Forte in MacGruber: "No seriously, if you think he's so handsome go marry him."

  • New! [ Download ] (24k) heyisaidgetout.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in Sling Blade: "Hey! I said, get out of my house!"

  • New! [ Download ] (15k) hittingthatass.mp3 - J.B. Smoove on Curb Your Enthusiasm: "I'm the President of hittin' that ass!"

  • New! [ Download ] (12k) hornylinda.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in Sling Blade: "That kinda makes me horny Linda."

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) howhung.mp3 - Drew: "How hung was he by the way?"

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (16k) weasel.mp3 - Robert Duvall, in response to Drew and Mike calling him one morning in his hotel room: "Don't weasel in!"

  • New! [ Download ] (19k) whathappenedthere.mp3 - Larry King: "What happened there?"

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) whathappenedwolf.mp3 - Wolf Blitzer unprofessionally throwing to a reporter: "What happened? What's going on?"

  • New! [ Download ] (43k) whatifkidssee.mp3 - Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head: "Whoa, really? What if kids see this?"

  • New! [ Download ] (56k) whatjusthappened.mp3 - Rachel Reilly on Big Brother: "What just happened? How did this happen again?"

  • New! [ Download ] (22k) whatsgoodaboutit.mp3 - Dr. Phil: "What's good about it?"

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (23k) whatthehell2.mp3 - Roland Winkler on the Leif Garrett episode of Behind the Music: "What the hell happened that night?"

  • New! [ Download ] (46k) whuoh.mp3 - David Lee Roth: "Whu ohh!"

  • New! [ Download ] (44k) woo.mp3 - David Lee Roth: "Woooooo!"

  • New! [ Download ] (46k) woowoo.mp3 - David Lee Roth: "Woooooo! Wooooo!"

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (33k) worldclassliar.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "She's a world class liar."

  • New! [ Download ] (50k) worldclassliar2.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Hillary Clinton. She's a world class liar."

  • New! [ Download ] (22k) yeahdavidlee.mp3 - David Lee Roth: "Yeah!"

  • New! [ Download ] (47k) yeahdavidlee2.mp3 - David Lee Roth: "Yeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!"

  • New! [ Download ] (34k) ablackguy.mp3 - From Family Guy: "Hey, a black guy! Oooh, fun!"

  • New! [ Download ] (37k) runninonemore.mp3 - David Lee Roth: "Runnin' one more time!"

  • New! [ Download ] (42k) russianthankyou.mp3 - From the funeral of Rosa Parks: "If I were Russian I'd say spasibo"

  • New! [ Download ] (52k) securitybreach.mp3 - From South Park: "Security breach!"

  • New! [ Download ] (1.6M) segersingstigerssongs.mp3 - From Late Night with Conan O'Brien: Bob Seger reworks his songs to include the Detroit Tigers

  • New! [ Download ] (56k) selfservinglie.mp3 - Donald Trump: "A total and self serving lie."

  • New! [ Download ] (799k) shrek.mp3 - Monica Conyers calls Ken Cockrel "Shrek"

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (19k) shutup.mp3 - Adam Sandler in Billy Madison: "Shut up!"

  • New! [ Download ] (33k) smartguy.mp3 - Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head: "He's a smart guy, that Rick."

  • New! [ Download ] (23k) smearfeces.mp3 - Danny DeVito in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: "When they know they're getting thrown out of a house, they smear feces all over the walls."

  • New! [ Download ] (72k) smoothsailing.mp3 - Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head: "I think uhm, once he does get a job I think everything's going to be smooth sailing."

  • New! [ Download ] (51k) sodamngood.mp3 - Huel Perkins reading a text message between Kwame Kilpatrick and Christine Beatty: "You made me feel so damn good that night!"

  • New! [ Download ] (42k) spanishthankyou.mp3 - From the funeral of Rosa Parks: "If I were Spanish I'd say gracias."

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (18k) stanley.mp3 - Diane Sawyer interviewing Tom Cruise: "Stanley"

  • New! [ Download ] (31k) stealit.mp3 - Jon Glaser on Parks and Recreation: *laughing* "I like that. I'm going to steal it. That's mine now."

  • New! [ Download ] (76k) steroids.mp3 - Danny McBride in Eastbound & Down:"Obviously I'm not going to need steroids once I'm fucking in shape, this is just to kick start the training dude."

  • New! [ Download ] (332k) steroidsfull.mp3 - The full cut of Danny McBride in Eastbound & Down trying to procure some steroids.

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (379k) superbowl.mp3 - Greg Lloyd wants everyone to listen to him swear on live TV after winning the Superbowl: "Listen, we'd like to pause for a minute. Listen... Listen... Listen...Listen...Guys, we've waited for one whole year to get this trophy and it means so much to everybody in here that I don't think, you know, it go without adieu(?). This thing belongs to Mr. Rooney, it belongs here, and let's see if we can bring this damn thing back here next year along with the fucking Superbowl. Here we go."

  • New! [ Download ] (27k) thankyouforthat.mp3 - Dr. Phil: "Thank you for that."

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) thankyouryan.mp3 - Dick Clark on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve: "Thank you, Ryan."

  • New! [ Download ] (31k) thankyouverymuchryan.mp3 - Dick Clark on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve: "Thank you very much, Ryan."

  • New! [ Download ] (825k) tbcthefartsong.mp3 - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners song, The Fart Song

  • New! [ Download ] (796k) tbcthepeesong.mp3 - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners song, The Pee Song

  • New! [ Download ] (27k) tomcruisescreaming.mp3 - Tom Cruise screaming in the 2017 version of The Mummy.

  • New! [ Download ] (37k) thethriller2.mp3 - Michael Jackson: "The Thriller."

  • New! [ Download ] (57k) thatstinks.mp3 - Ed Bassmaster: *sniffing a dog's butt* "Oooo, that stinks! Haha, haha."

  • New! [ Download ] (9k) uhmno.mp3 - Voiceover guy in a Bill Schuette political ad railing challenger Mark Totten: "Uhm, no."

  • New! [ Download ] (33k) uhnnnnn.mp3 - Some random David Lee Roth noise.

  • New! [ Download ] (7k) vincentjamesmusic.mp3 - Vincent James answering his phone: "Music!"

  • New! [ Download ] (17k) wellyeahbaby.mp3 - Gina the phone sex operator: "Well, yeah baby!"

  • New! [ Download ] (8k) whatbaby.mp3 - Gina the phone sex operator: "What, baby?"

  • New! [ Download ] (22k) firefighter911laugh.mp3 - The infamous clip of a NYC firefighter laughing about going home to a hot tub and his wife after 9-11: "-but that's another story!" *laughs*

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (54k) firefighter911laughfull.mp3 - The full version of the infamous clip of a NYC firefighter laughing about going home to a hot tub and his wife after 9-11: "And I got home about two o'clock in the morning and hopped in the Jacuzzi with my wife, but that's another story!" *laughs*

  • New! [ Download ] (42k) stoplooking.mp3 - Steve Little in Eastbound & Down: "Stop looking at me shit! Stop it!"

  • New! [ Download ] (37k) stillsleeping.mp3 - John Madden's FAKE sleeping excuse: "No no no, I'm still sleeping."

  • New! [ Download ] (51k) philcollinsdrumbreak.mp3 - The Phil Collins drum break from In the Air Tonight, sometimes used for dramatic effect.

  • New! [ Download ] (330k) nonsequituramericanpharoh.mp3 - Tom Mazawey, the Human Non Sequitur: American Pharoah

  • New! [ Download ] (104k) nonsequiturarod.mp3 - Tom Mazawey, the Human Non Sequitur: A-Rod

  • New! [ Download ] (307k) nonsequiturbatmansticker.mp3 - Tom Mazawey, the Human Non Sequitur: Batman Sticker

  • New! [ Download ] (304k) nonsequiturburgerkingorder.mp3 - Tom Mazawey, the Human Non Sequitur: Burger King Order

  • New! [ Download ] (60k) notmyfirstchoice.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Believe me, she would not be my first choice. That I can tell you."

  • New! [ Download ] (69k) ohwouldyoulookatthis.mp3 - Ed Bassmaster: "Oh would you look at this? Oh my goodness, what is it?"

  • New! [ Download ] (41k) ohwouldyoulookatthis2.mp3 - Ed Bassmaster: "Oh would you look at this?"

  • New! [ Download ] (72k) sickbastard.mp3 - Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head: "What kind of sick bastard is fantasizing about this? On my tax dollars!"

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (39k) singlemom.mp3 - Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head: "Yeah well you know, it's tough being a single mom you know."

  • New! [ Download ] (67k) whaleofamoment.mp3 - Dick Clark on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve: "You know, we have a whale of a moment."

  • New! [ Download ] (249k) nonsequiturlemondrops.mp3 - Tom Mazawey, the Human Non Sequitur: Lemondrops

  • New! [ Download ] (208k) nonsequituroriolesighting.mp3 - Tom Mazawey, the Human Non Sequitur: Oriole Sighting!

  • New! [ Download ] (37k) okseconddown.mp3 - Sportscaster Brent Musburger: "Ok? Second down and nine!"

  • New! [ Download ] (48k) oooodavidlee.mp3 - David Lee Roth: "OOooOoOoooOO!"

  • New! [ Download ] (24k) oooodavidlee2.mp3 - David Lee Roth: "Ohhhhhhh!"

  • New! [ Download ] (25k) oooodavidlee3.mp3 - David Lee Roth: "Whooooa!"

  • New! [ Download ] (45k) oooyeah.mp3 - David Lee Roth: "Oooooo yeah!"

  • New! [ Download ] (22k) playwithboobies.mp3 - Gina the phone sex operator: "Baby, who doesn't like to play with their boobies?"

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (34k) shakealeg.mp3 - Robert De Niro in Meet the Fockers: "Shake a leg woman!"

  • New! [ Download ] (34k) seeifyouremember.mp3 - Barry Manilow before inexplicably singing a medley of jingles he wrote: "See if you remember this one!"

  • New! [ Download ] (35k) artbonesbach.mp3 - Former TV news anchor Amyre Makupson: "Art 'Bones' Bach, also from Michigan, was on hand to share his weight loss story."

  • New! [ Download ] (26k) backto90s.mp3 - From South Park: "Go back to the '90s, faggots!"

  • New! [ Download ] (26k) anintern.mp3 - Diane Sawyer: "An intern... in the White House!"

  • New! [ Download ] (1.7M) chappelleonjackson.mp3 - The frequently played Dave Chappelle bit on Michael Jackson.

  • New! [ Download ] (1.0M) chappelleonsmart.mp3 - The frequently played Dave Chappelle bit on Elizabeth Smart.

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) wannagorightnow2.mp3 - Lawyer Mike Rataj: "You wanna go right now, Elrick?

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) nativeamerican.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "I think she's as Native American as I am."

  • New! [ Download ] (14k) getmeoneofthose.mp3 - Steve Buscemi in Armageddon: "Oh, I gotta get me one of those."

  • New! [ Download ] (7k) donotevercallcasey.mp3 - Possibly child murderer Casey Anthony: "Do not ever call this number again."

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) yesmeinfuhrer.mp3 - Sacha Baron Cohen: "Yes, mein fuhrer."

  • New! [ Download ] (37k) lawsonmyside.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in Sling Blade: "Hey! I told you three times already, the law's on side!"

  • New! [ Download ] (187k) lineman.mp3 - Homer in The Simpsons puts someone else on hold by singing Glen Campbell's Wichita Lineman.

  • New! [ Download ] (23k) nikitaeatit.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "Probably, most of the time, I eat it."

  • New! [ Download ] (2.8M) possiblycaseyanthony.mp3 - Drew and Mike attempt to contact child murderer Casey Anthony after she was spotted at an Old Navy in Ohio, and it sure sounds like it might actually be her.

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (29k) bangingroommate.mp3 - Some random audience member on The Jerry Springer Show: "I bet that you were banging your roommate that was in the shower." *crowd cheers*

  • New! [ Download ] (216k) daughter.mp3 - *banging* "That's my daughter in there! Let her out!"

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (40k) customhandjob.mp3 - "This is a custom hand job."

  • New! [ Download ] (205k) bonessubwaycommercial.mp3 - Art "Bones" Bache's Subway Commercial. Get on mic, Art!

  • New! [ Download ] (33k) alotofrapes.mp3 - Danny McBride: "Hey! Potential home buyers! I hope you all know that there were a lot of rapes that happened in this house!"

  • New! [ Download ] (20k) butwewill.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "But we will, once I become President."

  • New! [ Download ] (24k) dramaticthings.mp3 - Sportscaster Suzy "Suzyn" Waldman: "Of all the dramatic things I've ever seen!"

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) dontflush.mp3 - Will Forte in Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!: "Don't flush those toilets! I want you to leave those logs in there for me to inspect! I want to see them. I want to see what you've done."

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) analextra.mp3 - From South Park: "Anal will cost ya' extra."

  • New! [ Download ] (87k) armbuttfuck.mp3 - Danny McBride in Eastbound & Down: "I'm just kind of disappointed in my own arm and how it's trying to butt fuck me back here."

  • New! [ Download ] (16k) yesdaddy.mp3 - From South Park: "Yes Daddy, I'm on my way."

  • New! [ Download ] (26k) nikitanotthesame.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "Since you got back from that mysterious retreat you are not the same."

  • New! [ Download ] (31k) giveittome.mp3 - From South Park: "Give it to me! Come on you sissies, I can fit more of ya!"

  • New! [ Download ] (1.7M) kwamecallsdrewandmike.mp3 - In a surprise move, Kwame Kilpatrick calls Drew and Mike!

  • New! [ Download ] (19k) fridgelaugh1.mp3 - Former NFL player William "Refrigerator" Perry laughing.

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (39k) subwayretard.mp3 - From the movie Just Friends: "So uh, how'd you lose all that weight? Like that retard from subway?"

  • New! [ Download ] (17k) everyoneblameskate.mp3 - Kate Upton: "They always blame me, everybody blames me!"

  • New! [ Download ] (19M) fakejustinbiebercallsin.mp3 - After Justin Bieber tweets a random phone number, Drew and Mike call the lady at that number too. With a surprise appearance by "Justin Bieber"!

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) gamewayon.mp3 - Huel Perkins from WJBK reading a text message between Kwame Kilpatrick and Christine Beatty: "Ha-Ha, your game is way on baby."

  • New! [ Download ] (55k) goodgodlady.mp3 - Chris Farley in Almost Heroes: "Good God lady!"

  • New! [ Download ] (9k) eric.mp3 - Adam Sandler in Billy Madison: "Eric!"

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) getoutretard.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in Sling Blade: "Get out, retard."

  • New! [ Download ] (82k) missminaslowmo.mp3 - Slow-mo version of Miss Mina's fart.

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) itsdeena.mp3 - Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head: "Oh, it's Deena. Oh God."

  • New! [ Download ] (14k) okcheckplease.mp3 - The TMZ voice over guy: "OK, check please!"

  • New! [ Download ] (17k) goodnessgracious.mp3 - Sportscaster Suzy "Suzyn" Waldman: "Oh my goodness gracious!"

  • New! [ Download ] (27k) nikitaspankass.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "Spank my ass. Anytime baby. Go ahead."

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) strongpeople.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Look at the strong people."

  • New! [ Download ] (25k) rookie.mp3 - Will Forte in MacGruber: "Sorry about last night. It was a real rookie maneuver."

  • New! [ Download ] (31k) scamola.mp3 - Homer on The Simpsons: "Wait a minute. This could be some kind of scam, or possibly scam-ola."

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) handsome.mp3 - Will Forte in MacGruber: "That guy? You think he's handsome?"

  • New! [ Download ] (23k) upperdecker.mp3 - Will Forte in MacGruber: "Sorry, I just took an upper decker in the master bathroom."

  • New! [ Download ] (27k) nikitatasteit.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "I like to put it in my mouth and taste it."

  • New! [ Download ] (29k) nikitaunbelievable.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "It feels unbelievable good."

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) fuckingbuzzard.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in Sling Blade: "Stay out of my God damn face you fucking buzzard."

  • New! [ Download ] (23k) fuckingkillyou.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in Sling Blade: "I will fucking kill you if you talk to me again!"

  • New! [ Download ] (443k) internetmemories3.mp3 - On the 20th Anniversary of the World Wide Web, surfers share their first memories of the Internet, Part 3.

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) kwamedontknow.mp3 - Kwame Kilpatrick: "I don't know what's happenin' there."

  • New! [ Download ] (15k) mansondoit.mp3 - Charles Manson: "Do it! Get it done!"

  • New! [ Download ] (17k) masturbated.mp3 - Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head: "You have now masturbated. Congratulations."

  • New! [ Download ] (29k) whipped.mp3 - Homer from The Simpsons: "Geez, I've never seen anyone so whipped, so fast." *makes a whip crack sound*

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) whoisthis.mp3 - Possibly child murderer Casey Anthony: "Who is this?"

  • New! [ Download ] (121k) woltersfart.mp3 - Wolters lets out a fart while on the air.

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) justhowretarded.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in Sling Blade: "Just how retarded are you?"

  • New! [ Download ] (12k) jackoff.mp3 - Will Arnett: "Jack off! Jack off!"

  • New! [ Download ] (1.0M) kwamecall.mp3 - Drew and Mike attempt to reach Kwame Kilpatrick at "work" in Texas.

  • New! [ Download ] (62k) meetingdonaldtrump.mp3 - Formerly homeless Ted Williams shares some good news: "Guess what, guess what. I'm meeting Donald Trump in about, a few hours."

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) famousvideotrump.mp3 - Donald Trump: "The famous video"

  • New! [ Download ] (77k) fartfailure.mp3 - From the full audio, it seems more likely that this was an audio glitch, but either way, it sounds like this reporter is saying that Andy Gibb died of "fart failure": "Now there was a fourth Gibb brother, Andy Gibb, who had a solo singing career. He died of fart failure, at the age of 30. Robin Gibb, was 62.

  • New! [ Download ] (10k) fart.mp3 - This is indeed a fart.

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) fart2.mp3 - This is indeed another fart.

  • New! [ Download ] (17k) suchaniceguy.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Aw, he's such a nice guy."

  • New! [ Download ] (166k) suckdickjointeam.mp3 - Will Forte and Ryan Phillippe in MacGruber: "I will suck your dick. I will suck your fucking dick, I will do it, just join my team. I'll suck your dick. You can fuck me or get fucked by me. You can watch me fuck something. Just point at something in the room and I'll fuck it for you. Come on, just tell me what you want me to fuck!"
    "Jesus Christ, MacGruber!"
    "Just tell me what you want me to fuck!"

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) nikitafavoritethink.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "It's my favorite think."

  • New! [ Download ] (7k) nikitadidyoulikeit.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "Did you like it?"

  • New! [ Download ] (16k) nikitadocuments.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "You need to fill out these documents."

  • New! [ Download ] (16k) jadensmithson.mp3 - From South Park: "I wish Jaden Smith was my son!"

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (18k) jesusname.mp3 - Marguerite Perrin, the crazy lady from Trading Spouses: "In Jesus' name I pray!"

  • New! [ Download ] (9k) itspoop.mp3 - Huel Perkins from WJBK: "It's poop."

  • New! [ Download ] (65k) fantasia.mp3 - "Ladies and Gentlemen, Fantasia!"

  • New! [ Download ] (33k) lewinskylaughing.mp3 - Former Bill Clinton receptacle Monica Lewinsky laughing.

  • New! [ Download ] (18k) kwameradio.mp3 - Kwame Kilpatrick: "Hey please, I don't want to be on the radio."

  • New! [ Download ] (14k) ignorantmoron.mp3 - Lawyer Mike Rataj: "You're an ignorant moron."

  • New! [ Download ] (14k) ignore.mp3 - From South Park: "Ignore."

  • New! [ Download ] (17k) ineedyousobad.mp3 - Huel Perkins from WJBK reading a text message between Kwame Kilpatrick and Christine Beatty: "I need you so bad."

  • New! [ Download ] (371k) internetmemories2.mp3 - On the 20th Anniversary of the World Wide Web, surfers share their first memories of the Internet, Part 2.

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) getoutofmyhouse.mp3 - John Ritter in Sling Blade: "Get of my house!"

  • New! [ Download ] (27k) nikitanicebody.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "He is very nice. Very sexy. Very nice body."

  • New! [ Download ] (189k) tellhimtheending.mp3 - Chris Farley in Almost Heroes: *while laughing* "Tell him the ending, that's the best part!"

  • New! [ Download ] (12k) putpantsbackon.mp3 - Ryan Phillippe in MacGruber: "Put your pants back on!"

  • New! [ Download ] (172k) rogerclemens.mp3 - Sportscaster Suzy "Suzyn" Waldman goes apeshit over Rogers Clemens becoming a New York Yankee.

  • New! [ Download ] (9k) kwamewhoami.mp3 - Kwame Kilpatrick: "Who am I speaking with?"

  • New! [ Download ] (7k) kwamewhoscalling.mp3 - Kwame Kilpatrick: "Who's calling?"

  • New! [ Download ] (15k) nikitatalktome.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "You wanna talk to me a little bit?"

  • New! [ Download ] (17k) nikitatastegood.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "Mmmm, taste good."

  • New! [ Download ] (28k) nikitareallygood.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "I worked with him before so I know he's really goot."

  • New! [ Download ] (65k) mikedouglas.mp3 - Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor: "Mike Douglas used to make me moist when I watched his show. I would get- I admit it, I would get moist when I watched his show. The only man who ever did that to me was Mike Douglas."

  • New! [ Download ] (28k) minafartanddrew.mp3 - Drew reacting to Miss Mina's overpowering and utterly disgusting fart.

  • New! [ Download ] (10k) missminafart.mp3 - Miss Mina's fart isolated.

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (25k) misery.mp3 - Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor: "I would like to volunteer to take this old bird out of her misery."

  • New! [ Download ] (82k) missmina.mp3 - Full audio from the original, and now apparently lost, video of Miss Mina's fart in the tight red pants.

  • New! [ Download ] (19k) mypartner.mp3 - Louie Anderson speaking to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on Splash: "Hey! Are you my partner?"

  • New! [ Download ] (3.3M) blow.mp3 - Cliff Notes Theatre: Blow

  • New! [ Download ] (427k) fallingdownstairs.mp3 - The classic drop of Larry Fortensky falling down the stairs. Thanks to Jay @ The Drew and Mike Podcast for providing this one straight from the source!

  • New! [ Download ] (138k) stevespurrierfull.mp3 - The full clip of Steve Spurrier (while coach of the South Carolina Gamecocks) telling reporters about how he ripped down a bunch of signs in the player's locker room that said "Beat Clemson", or, more likely, how he jerked off a bunch of his players.

  • New! [ Download ] (44k) stevespurrier.mp3 - Steve Spurrier while coach of the South Carolina Gamecocks: "I went down to the player's locker rooms, they're all over there, and I physically jerked a bunch of 'em off."

  • New! [ Download ] (15k) serioustrebek.mp3 - Alex Trebek: "Surely you can't be serious!"

  • New! [ Download ] (10k) yougotittrebek.mp3 - Alex Trebek: "You got it!"

  • New! [ Download ] (12k) takeiteasy.mp3 - Robert De Niro?: "Take it easy!"

  • New! [ Download ] (20k) interestingstat.mp3 - Former Detroit Lion Ndamukong Suh: "That's an interesting stat but I don't care about it."

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (18k) trashcan.mp3 - "Look at me, I'm looking for the trashcan!"

  • New! [ Download ] (6.8M) buffalojills.mp3 - Drew and Marc dissect the "General hygiene & lady body maintenance" section of the handbook given to Buffalo Bills cheerleaders, known as the Jills - with bonus appearance by Nikita Denise!

  • New! [ Download ] (22k) cantgetadate.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "He can't get a date so he's doing this instead."

  • New! [ Download ] (15k) dicksucked.mp3 - Drew imitating one of his favorite Kwame Kilpatrick text messages, podcast edition: "I need my dick sucked!"

  • New! [ Download ] (15k) totalfailure.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "She's a total failure."

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) dididogood.mp3 - From South Park: "Did I do good Daddy?"

  • New! [ Download ] (641k) elrickvsrataj.mp3 - The full cut of Fox 2 reporter M.L. Elrick versus lawyer Mike Rataj.

  • New! [ Download ] (822k) firsthuffpart1.mp3 - Fox Sports Detroit play-by-play involving Aubrey "First" Huff.

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) tuckyouinbed.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Tell her to tuck you in bed."

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) waterisaneed.mp3 - A Detroiter upset about water shut-offs in the city: "Water is a need!"

  • New! [ Download ] (136k) firsthuffpart2.mp3 - Fox Sports Detroit play-by-play involving Aubrey "First" Huff, part 2.

  • New! [ Download ] (195k) firsthuffpart3.mp3 - More play-by-play involving Aubrey "First" Huff, part 3.

  • New! [ Download ] (208k) firsthuffworldseries.mp3 - World Series play-by-play involving Aubrey "First" Huff.

  • New! [ Download ] (20k) histimeofthemonth.mp3 - From the movie Grown Ups, I think: "Looks like it's his time of the month again."

  • New! [ Download ] (33k) 15dollars.mp3 - A protest to increase the minimum wage for fast food workers: *chanting* "I want (I want) I want my fifteen dollars!"

  • New! [ Download ] (108k) adeledazeem.mp3 - John Travolta attempting to introduce Idina Menzel at the Oscars: "Here to perform the Oscar-nominated, gorgeously empowering song Let It Go from the Oscar-winning animated movie Frozen, please welcome the wickedly talented, one and only, Adele Dazeem."

  • New! [ Download ] (25k) hivnegative.mp3 - Formerly homeless Ted Williams shares some good news: "I've gained a few pounds. I'm H.I.V. negative."

  • New! [ Download ] (479k) internetmemories.mp3 - On the 20th Anniversary of the World Wide Web, surfers share their first memories of the Internet.

  • New! [ Download ] (14k) itsthecaptain.mp3 - Mike Clark: "It's the Captain!"

  • New! [ Download ] (19k) jetwontstart.mp3 - John Travolta: "Isn't it annoying when your jet won't start?"

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) kwamedisconnected.mp3 - Kwame Kilpatrick: "We got disconnected."

  • New! [ Download ] (27k) kwamefart.mp3 - For reasons apparently even the show forgot, a fart drop that was labeled as a being from Kwame Kilpatrick.

  • New! [ Download ] (15k) lionsfanlaugh.mp3 - A Detroit Lions fan laughing.

  • New! [ Download ] (29k) lionsfanlaugh2.mp3 - The full cut of a Detroit Lions fan laughing at the prospect of playing hooky from work.

  • New! [ Download ] (14k) blanksucked.mp3 - Drew imitating one of his favorite Kwame Kilpatrick text messages, radio friendly edition: "I need my blank sucked!"

  • New! [ Download ] (30k) blanksucked2000.mp3 - Drew imitating one of his favorite Kwame Kilpatrick text messages, radio friendly edition with bonus incorrect Jerry Maguire citation: "I need my blank sucked! Kwame, 2000."

  • New! [ Download ] (33k) moonwalk.mp3 - A reporter outside of court observes as Michael Jackson dances on top of an SUV: "Alright, uh, was that a moonwalk? I don't know. The crowd here is appreciative."

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) nikitaczech.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "I'm from Czech Republic."

  • New! [ Download ] (10k) nikitawhatwrong.mp3 - Pornstar Nikita Denise: "What is wrong with you?"

  • New! [ Download ] (5k) oijacko.mp3 - Mark "Jacko" Jackson, a former Australian footballer that for some reason was part of an Energizer commercial campaign: "Oi!"

  • New! [ Download ] (16k) outoutout.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Out! Out! Out!"

  • New! [ Download ] (10k) pieceofgarbage.mp3 - Lawyer Mike Rataj: "You piece of garbage."

  • New! [ Download ] (15k) pitchedatent.mp3 - Former Detroit City Council President and admitted pedophile Charles Pugh: "I must say that I've pitched a tent."

  • New! [ Download ] (150k) pitchedatentfull.mp3 - The full cut of former Detroit City Council President and admitted pedophile Charles Pugh pitching a tent.

  • New! [ Download ] (25k) radiocareer.mp3 - FOX2's Rob Wolchek during one of his "Hall of Shame" segments: "Man, this guy's radio career is shot."

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) tastelikefeces.mp3 - Former WRIF intern Eric: "It taste like feces."

  • New! [ Download ] (10k) thatignorant.mp3 - Lawyer Mike Rataj: "Are you that ignorant?"

  • New! [ Download ] (10k) trudiimfine.mp3 - Slow-mo version of Trudi after taking a fall: "I'm fine!"

  • New! [ Download ] (2.5M) truditrips.mp3 - Drew and Mike recap Trudi tripping as she exits the studio, with a bonus Mike Clark fart.

  • New! [ Download ] (84k) truditrips2.mp3 - The full cut of Trudi tripping as she exits the studio.

  • New! [ Download ] (31k) abigmouth.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "She's a woman that's been very ineffective, other than she's got a big mouth."

  • New! [ Download ] (9k) allalie.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "All a lie."

  • New! [ Download ] (26k) atotallie.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "A total and self serving lie."

  • New! [ Download ] (14k) call9112.mp3 - "Somebody call 9-1-1!"

  • New! [ Download ] (46k) erinandrewsbieber.mp3 - Erin Andrews appears to mix up Justin Beiber and Justin Verlander.

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) goofus.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "She is a goofus."

  • New! [ Download ] (6k) gotrump.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Go."

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) heneedsomemilk2.mp3 - An onlooker to a man under the influence of the drug "flocka" offers some sage medical advice: "He needs some milk."

  • New! [ Download ] (25k) heneedssomemilk.mp3 - An onlooker to a man under the influence of the drug "flocka" offers some sage medical advice: "He needs some, uhm, milk."

  • New! [ Download ] (8k) himommy.mp3 - Formerly homeless Ted Williams: "Hi Mommy!"

  • New! [ Download ] (221k) himommyfull.mp3 - The full audio of formerly homeless Ted Williams reuniting with his mother.

  • New! [ Download ] (12k) holdapplause.mp3 - From a recording of a Michael Jackson rehearsal: "Hold for applause."

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) iaintgoinoverthere.mp3 - An onlooker to a man under the influence of the drug "flocka": "Shit, I ain't goin' over there."

  • New! [ Download ] (12k) idontknow.mp3 - An onlooker to a man under the influence of the drug "flocka": "I don't know"

  • New! [ Download ] (32k) lsdpcp.mp3 - An irate old man on Cops listing the drugs he claims to be under the influence of: "LSD, PCP, heroin, cocaine, what else you wanna know?"

  • New! [ Download ] (10k) nobodyunderstands.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Nobody understands it."

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (19k) surrender.mp3 - An irate old man on Cops: "Alright! I surrender!"

  • New! [ Download ] (16k) tellusthatstory.mp3 - Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head: "Yeah, tell us that story, bitch!"

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