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  • [ Download ] (523k) earthday.mp3 - Drew and Mike replay their call to Ira Einhorn about Earth Day

  • New! [ Download ] (105k) eatingalot.mp3 - Butt-head from Beavis and Butt-Head: "Uh, I heard about this dude. He got famous just for like, eating a lot for like, thirty days."

  • [ Download ] (49.9k) eatout.wav - "That is it- get out of here! You clearly do not know the proper way to eat out!"

  • [ Download ] (18k) eattots.wav - Napoleon Dynamite: "Are you gonna eat your tots?"

  • [ Download ] (335k) edlightfoot.mp3 - The Ed Lighterfoot stalking tapes.

  • [ Download ] (21k) edlightfootsorryyalost.mp3 - Ed Lightfoot, a tool from Warren, MI who was charged with stalking and making obscence phone calls to minors: "Sorry ya lost! Bye."

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) efren.mp3 - Trudi Daniels: "Efren?"

  • New! [ Download ] (46k) efrenfart.mp3 - The Efren fart

  • New! [ Download ] (88k) efrenfartslomo.mp3 - Slow mo version of the Efren fart

  • [ Download ] (25k) electwicity.wav - Michael Irvin: "Can ya feel the electwicity in da' air?"

  • [ Download ] (2.1M) elevatorcalls.mp3 - Drew and Mike make calls to a phone inside an elevator

  • [ Download ] (2.0M) elevatorcalls2.mp3 - Drew and Mike make calls to a phone inside an elevator. Part 2

  • [ Download ] (1.2M) elevatorcalls3.mp3 - Drew and Mike make calls to a phone inside an elevator. Part 3

  • [ Download ] (48.9k) eliancries.wav - Marisleysis Gonzalez: "If I am asleep, and I wakeup, and he doesn't see me, he cries!"

  • [ Download ] (78.1k) eliandenied.wav - A combination of clearance.wav, eliancries.wav, and accessdenied.wav: Homer Simpson: "Hold it, what's your clearance?"
    Marisleysis Gonzalez: "If I am asleep, and I wakeup, and he doesn't see me, he cries!"
    Homer Simpson: "Access denied"

  • New! [ Download ] (641k) elrickvsrataj.mp3 - The full cut of Fox 2 reporter M.L. Elrick versus lawyer Mike Rataj.

  • [ Download ] (6k) elvistab.mp3 - Elvis Presley: "Put it on my tab"

  • [ Download ] (22k) elvisfootball.wav - "Block the defensive tackle coming in this time."

  • [ Download ] (38k) elvisfootball2.wav - "Now look, you guys block, and you go short, right over the line. Okay, break."

  • [ Download ] (35.7k) elvislaugh.mp3 - Elvis Presley has a case of the giggles

  • [ Download ] (20.5k) elvispass.wav - Elvis Presley: "Where'd you learn to pass like that kid?"

  • [ Download ] (66k) elvisreagan.mp3 - This clip was some guy's "proof" that Elvis is alive in that he was alive still to comment on the Ronald Reagan assasination attempt.

  • [ Download ] (3.5M) employedlisteners.mp3 - Drew and Mike read a controversial letter to the editor and then take calls from listeners who have jobs to prove a point

  • [ Download ] (51.8k) english.wav - Samuel L. Jackson in "Pulp Fiction": "English motherfucker, do you speak it?!"

  • [ Download ] (10.4k) enough.wav - Former Detroit Lions coach Bobby Ross has had enough apparently: "That's enough"

  • [ Download ] (18k) enteringmouth.wav - Barbara Walters: "Because he was entering your mouth."

  • New! [ Download ] (9k) eric.mp3 - Adam Sandler in Billy Madison: "Eric!"

  • New! [ Download ] (46k) erinandrewsbieber.mp3 - Erin Andrews appears to mix up Justin Beiber and Justin Verlander.

  • [ Download ] (30.5k) everstoptalk.wav - "My God, do you ever stop talking?!"

  • [ Download ] (70k) everybodydancenow.mp3 - Borat from "Da Ali G Show": "Everybody dance now!"

  • New! [ Download ] (17k) everyoneblameskate.mp3 - Kate Upton: "They always blame me, everybody blames me!"

  • [ Download ] (15k) everythingisfine.wav - L.T.: "Everyting is fine."

  • New! [ Download ] (15k) excuseme.mp3 - From South Park: "Excuse me."

  • New! [ Download ] (15k) excuseme2.mp3 - From South Park: "Excuse me!"

  • [ Download ] (30.1k) expandmind.wav - Homer Simpson: "Hey square, expand your mind!"

  • [ Download ] (2.6M) explosionlady.mp3 - Drew and Mike run into the first international "explosion" lady and then relive the discovery of the original one

  • [ Download ] (27.0k) fabricated.wav - Donato the "Fisherman": "That is not exaggerated or fabricated!"

  • [ Download ] (23k) facial.wav - Mike caught saying something he would later regret: "Give me a facial, hurry."

  • [ Download ] (23.5k) faggot.mp3 - Tom Cruise getting beat up by some guys in "Eyes Wide Shut": Guy 1: "Hey hey hey hey hey, what team's this switch hitter playing for?"
    Guy 2: "Looks like the pink team, huh? Look at this faggot" *beats him up*
    Tom Cruise: "Hey, watch it!"
    Guy: "Faggot!"
    Guy 1: "Go back to San Francisco where you belong man!"

  • [ Download ] (7k) fagtalk.mp3 - From Idiocracy: "There's that fag talk we talked about"

  • [ Download ] (9.9k) fake.wav - Some guy: "Fake!"

  • [ Download ] (517k) fakehenny.mp3 - The crew recalls a fake call into the studio by Henny Youngman

  • New! [ Download ] (19M) fakejustinbiebercallsin.mp3 - After Justin Bieber tweets a random phone number, Drew and Mike call the lady at that number too. With a surprise appearance by "Justin Bieber"!

  • [ Download ] (596k) fakemike.mp3 - A listener is the victim of a Mike Clark impersonator

  • New! [ Download ] (427k) fallingdownstairs.mp3 - The classic drop of Larry Fortensky falling down the stairs.

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) famousvideotrump.mp3 - Donald Trump: "The famous video"

  • [ Download ] (27.5k) famouswang.wav - Homer from "The Simpsons": "Be cool, don't stare at his famous wang."

  • New! [ Download ] (65k) fantasia.mp3 - "Ladies and Gentlemen, Fantasia!"

  • [ Download ] (117k) farleyprank1.mp3 - Prank call #1 involving the use of Chris Farley clips.

  • [ Download ] (119k) farleyprank2.mp3 - Prank call #2 involving the use of Chris Farley clips.

  • [ Download ] (82k) farleyprank3.mp3 - Prank call #3 involving the use of Chris Farley clips.

  • [ Download ] (91k) farleyprank4.mp3 - Prank call #4 involving the use of Chris Farley clips.

  • [ Download ] (74k) farleyprank5.mp3 - Prank call #5 involving the use of Chris Farley clips.

  • [ Download ] (105k) farleyprank6.mp3 - Prank call #6 involving the use of Chris Farley clips.

  • [ Download ] (135k) farleyprank7.mp3 - Prank call #7 involving the use of Chris Farley clips.

  • [ Download ] (98k) farleyprank8.mp3 - Prank call #8 involving the use of Chris Farley clips.

  • [ Download ] (135k) farleyprank9.mp3 - Prank call #9 involving the use of Chris Farley clips.

  • [ Download ] (98k) farleyprank10.mp3 - Prank call #10 involving the use of Chris Farley clips.

  • [ Download ] (47k) farleyprank11.mp3 - Prank call #11 involving the use of Chris Farley clips.

  • [ Download ] (140k) farleyprank12.mp3 - Prank call #12 involving the use of Chris Farley clips.

  • [ Download ] (129k) farleyprank13.mp3 - Prank call #13 involving the use of Chris Farley clips.

  • [ Download ] (76k) farleyprank14.mp3 - Prank call #14 involving the use of Chris Farley clips.

  • [ Download ] (78k) farleyprank15.mp3 - Prank call #15 involving the use of Chris Farley clips.

  • [ Download ] (82k) farleyprank16.mp3 - Prank call #16 involving the use of Chris Farley clips.

  • [ Download ] (46k) farleyprank17.mp3 - Prank call #17 involving the use of Chris Farley clips.

  • [ Download ] (51k) farleyprank18.mp3 - Prank call #18 involving the use of Chris Farley clips.

  • [ Download ] (76k) farleyprank19.mp3 - Prank call #19 involving the use of Chris Farley clips.

  • [ Download ] (301k) farleyprank20.mp3 - Prank call #20 involving the use of Chris Farley clips.

  • [ Download ] (73k) farleyprank21.mp3 - Prank call #21 involving the use of Chris Farley clips.

  • [ Download ] (85k) farleyprank22.mp3 - Prank call #22 involving the use of Chris Farley clips.

  • [ Download ] (82k) farleyprank23.mp3 - Prank call #23 involving the use of Chris Farley clips.

  • [ Download ] (119k) farleyprank24.mp3 - Prank call #24 involving the use of Chris Farley clips.

  • New! [ Download ] (10k) fart.mp3 - This is indeed a fart.

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) fart2.mp3 - This is indeed another fart.

  • New! [ Download ] (77k) fartfailure.mp3 - From the full audio, it seems more likely that this was an audio glitch, but either way, it sounds like this reporter is saying that Andy Gibb died of "fart failure": "Now there was a fourth Gibb brother, Andy Gibb, who had a solo singing career. He died of fart failure, at the age of 30. Robin Gibb, was 62.

  • [ Download ] (19.4k) fashionheartattack.wav - "I'm having a fashion heartattack!"

  • [ Download ] (11k) fastforwardasswhoopin.mp3 - "Check your tone girl, rewind your statement before I fast forward your ass whoopin'"

  • [ Download ] (12k) fatlard.wav - Napoleon Dynamite: "You fat lard"

  • [ Download ] (36k) fatmenswhitemens.mp3 - Some crack ho: "Fat mens, white mens, old mens, young mens, as long as they got money and crack cocaine I can have mines everyday."

  • [ Download ] (16.5k) fatso.wav - I'm told that this was said by a participant in a brawl outside a local courtroom, possibly Stanley Kress Jr: "Hey fatso!"

  • [ Download ] (7.3k) fatty.wav - Joe Pesci: "You're killing yourself the way you eat, ya fat fuck, look at ya!"

  • [ Download ] (20.4k) faultwang.wav - "It is the fault of the wang."

  • [ Download ] (7k) feellikemakinout.mp3 - From MTV's "Next": "Anybody else feel like makin' out?"

  • [ Download ] (11k) feltsogood.mp3 - Huel Perkins from WJBK reading a Kwame Kilpatrick text message: "That felt so good."

  • [ Download ] (279k) femalelt.mp3 - Drew and Mike run into a female version of L.T.

  • [ Download ] (23k) femalemadman.wav - Mr. Burns from "The Simpsons": "-like some sort of female madman"

  • [ Download ] (13k) fetish.wav - Huel Perkins from WJBK: "He has a foot fetish"

  • [ Download ] (97.9k) fight.wav - A fist fight on The Simpsons. Homer Simpson: "Get 'em Carl! You too Lenny!"

  • [ Download ] (1.5M) fightsongturd.mp3 - Drew and Mike try and get back in touch with the Fight Song Turd

  • [ Download ] (1.3M) finalcountdown.mp3 - What may be one of the worst cover versions of any song, ever. It's the Final Countdown.

  • [ Download ] (20k) finderskeepers.wav - "Finders keepers losers weepers babe"

  • [ Download ] (7k) findyousmartguy.mp3 - Deiter Zetsche as "Dr. Z" in a Chrysler commercial: "I can find you smart guy"

  • [ Download ] (23.9k) fingerass.wav - "I want you to put your fingers up my ass."

  • [ Download ] (9k) fingerass2.mp3 - "Put your fingers up my ass, are you deaf?

  • [ Download ] (25k) finishedandblow.mp3 - John Madden: "They're not quite as good at finishing but Willie Clark finished that one"
    Al Michaels: "That will give Parker a rest and thus Hanes comes into the game, to give him a blow"

  • [ Download ] (22.5k) fionaapple.wav - Fiona Apple saying what we're probably all thinking: "It's just stupid that I'm in this world."

  • [ Download ] (10k) firecrotch.mp3 - Brandon Davis, some trust fund kid in Los Angeles who is friends with Paris Hilton: "Lindsay Lohan, is a fire crotch"

  • [ Download ] (34.1k) fired.wav - Hitchhiker from "There's Something About Mary": "Step into my office, cuz your fuckin' fired!"

  • New! [ Download ] (22k) firefighter911laugh.mp3 - The infamous clip of a NYC firefighter laughing about going home to a hot tub and his wife after 9-11: "-but that's another story!" *laughs*

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (54k) firefighter911laughfull.mp3 - The full version of the infamous clip of a NYC firefighter laughing about going home to a hot tub and his wife after 9-11: "And I got home about two o'clock in the morning and hopped in the Jacuzzi with my wife, but that's another story!" *laughs*

  • [ Download ] (24k) firstgreybush.mp3 - Fred Armisen on Saturday Night Live: "I gotta tell ya when I saw my first grey bush hair I said 'Bye'."

  • New! [ Download ] (822k) firsthuffpart1.mp3 - Fox Sports Detroit play-by-play involving Aubrey "First" Huff.

  • New! [ Download ] (136k) firsthuffpart2.mp3 - Fox Sports Detroit play-by-play involving Aubrey "First" Huff, part 2.

  • New! [ Download ] (195k) firsthuffpart3.mp3 - More play-by-play involving Aubrey "First" Huff, part 3.

  • New! [ Download ] (208k) firsthuffworldseries.mp3 - World Series play-by-play involving Aubrey "First" Huff.

  • [ Download ] (151k) firstripplingmuscles.mp3 - Mike introduces the rippling muscles drop to the rest of the guys on the show

  • [ Download ] (28k) flatchested.wav - "That woman was a flat chested bore."

  • [ Download ] (13k) floatingdoor.mp3 - Stewey on "Family Guy": "Can I possibly speak to someone who didn't come to this country on a floating door?"

  • [ Download ] (23.3k) floor.wav - Peter Haskett: "There you are, you're on the floor"

  • [ Download ] (440k) flowershop.mp3 - A Crank Yankers prank call to a flower shop.

  • [ Download ] (23k) fluffhimup.wav - "We need one of the gals to fluff him up"

  • [ Download ] (19k) flying.mp3 - "Lloyd Christmas" in "Dumb and Dumber": Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?"

  • [ Download ] (8k) flytoheaven.mp3 - Mike Austen, some old guy who claimed to have the world's longest golf drive: "Why don't you fly to heaven"

  • [ Download ] (473k) foleycalls.mp3 - 1-800-PAGEMENOW, a gay sex chat line comprised entirely of former Congressional pages who worked under Mark Foley

  • [ Download ] (3.4M) foleytranscripts.mp3 - Drew and Mike read the chat transcripts between Congressman Mark Foley and a former Congressional page

  • [ Download ] (86k) fondleprivates.wav - David Spade: "These are elegant ladies. They are trained performers. Now for seven fifty, they will fondle your privates but you will not fondle theirs."

  • [ Download ] (8k) footballfake.mp3 - "Green - 16 - SEEEEET - FAKE!"

  • [ Download ] (13k) footballfield.mp3 - Robert De Niro: "How a man handles himself on the football field says a lot about his character"

  • [ Download ] (79k) forecast.wav - Homer Simpson: "Our forecast calls for flurries of passion, followed by extended periods of gettin' it onnn."

  • [ Download ] (107k) foreverlove.mp3 - The only segment worth playing from that song dedicated to Ben Afleck and Jennifer Lopez, "Forever Love".

  • [ Download ] (11k) forgottolaugh.mp3 - "So funny I forgot to laugh." (half heartedly laughs)

  • [ Download ] (23.6k) fork.wav - Peter Haskett: "You wanna stick me with that fork?!"

  • [ Download ] (9k) foulsmelling.mp3 - Oprah Winfrey: "How do you stop foul smelling gas?"

  • [ Download ] (26k) freakinsexy.wav - Larry King: "You are freakin' sexy!"

  • [ Download ] (28.8k) freepress.wav - From The Animal: "I'm from the Free Press, what's up my butt?"

  • New! [ Download ] (19k) fridgelaugh1.mp3 - Former NFL player William "Refrigerator" Perry laughing.

  • [ Download ] (51k) frigginfag.wav - Mr. Hanky from "South Park": "Well well well, guess we learned something about you you friggin' fag. You wanna make out or something?"

  • [ Download ] (23.6k) fuckindick.wav - "You're a fu**in' dick, dude."

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) fuckingbuzzard.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in Sling Blade: "Stay out of my God damn face you fucking buzzard."

  • New! [ Download ] (23k) fuckingkillyou.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in Sling Blade: "I will fucking kill you if you talk to me again!"

  • New! [ Download ] (35k) fuckyazeesstardust.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "Fuck yeah zees stardust." (Close enough)

  • New! [ Download ] (41k) fuckyeah.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "Yeah, fuck yeah!"

  • New! [ Download ] (55k) fuckyeah2.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "Yeah, uh, fuck yeah."

  • [ Download ] (42k) fullmacespray.wav - "I cannot believe that I was just hit in the face with a FULL mace spray"

  • [ Download ] (71.5k) fullmetaljacketchristian.mp3 - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from "Full Metal Jacket" calls a Christian?

  • [ Download ] (189k) fullmetaljacketconvstore.mp3 - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from "Full Metal Jacket" calls a convience store.

  • [ Download ] (71.5k) fullmetaljacketgrumpys.mp3 - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from "Full Metal Jacket" calls Grumpy's.

  • [ Download ] (81.1k) fullmetaljackettattoo.mp3 - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from "Full Metal Jacket" calls a tattoo shop.

  • [ Download ] (117k) fullmetaljacketwalmart.mp3 - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from "Full Metal Jacket" calls Walmart.

  • [ Download ] (35.3k) funny.wav - Adam Sandler: "Hahahaha, oh my god that is funny!"

  • [ Download ] (23.9k) futurefat.wav - From the Budweiser Best Man commercial: "She's got a lot of future fat potential there."

  • [ Download ] (722.5k) gacyjail.mp3 - John Wayne Gacy explaining to interviewer Jason Moss various facts about jail life as well as info on his case and how he gets off, as usual. Most well known for being the clip that supplied the "Does grass make you horny?" and "Get on your knees and get on it" drops.

  • [ Download ] (25k) gagweiner.wav - "If I had to gag on a weiner I'm glad it was yours."

  • [ Download ] (121k) gailmessage.mp3 - Oprah's leaves a message to her lover Gail

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) gamewayon.mp3 - Huel Perkins from WJBK reading a text message between Kwame Kilpatrick and Christine Beatty: "Ha-Ha, your game is way on baby."

  • [ Download ] (5k) gangbang.mp3 - "I'm here for the gangbang"

  • [ Download ] (353k) garagedoor.mp3 - Mike Clark has an unfortunate accident involving his truck and his garage door and leaves a voicemail requesting an emergency repair.

  • [ Download ] (39.9k) gardenhose.wav - From the Budweiser Best Man commercial: "She is like two cantelopes squeezed into a garden hose."

  • [ Download ] (44k) gayamericans.mp3 - Tom Hanks accepting an Oscar for Philadelphia: "They are two of the finest gay Americans that I have the good fortune of being associated with."

  • [ Download ] (6k) gaycation.mp3 - Kevin on NBC's "The Office": "How was your gay-cation?"

  • [ Download ] (50.7k) gaychant.wav - The crowd chanting "You are gay!" on Jerry Springer and then a guest yelling "Shut up!"

  • [ Download ] (11k) gaycoldplay.mp3 - From "The 40 Year Old Virgin": "You know how I know you're gay?"
    "How?"
    "You like Coldplay"

  • [ Download ] (1.6M) gaygun.mp3 - Trudi reports on a story about a some kind of pseudo raygun being developed for things such as crowd control and a drug to turn people gay. The conversation ends up talking about developing a gay gun instead

  • [ Download ] (8k) gayguys.mp3 - Adam Sandler: "They're gay, that's what gay guys do"

  • [ Download ] (94.7k) gayhead.wav - In reference to JFK Jr.: "You know John and I did alot of uh, you know, gayhead. John loved that gayhead. I like to think of gayhead."

  • [ Download ] (989k) gayheadandtwist.mp3 - Phased version of the "Gay Head" clip along with a spiced up version of "The Twist" aired July 2nd, 2003

  • [ Download ] (7k) gayhi.wav - A former Detroit Lion saying "Hi" quite gayly

  • [ Download ] (41k) gaymountainclimber.mp3 - A reporter makes a flub and says that Erik Weihenmayer, a blind man who climbed Mount Everest, is gay

  • [ Download ] (568k) gayperview2ndannual.mp3 - The second annual edition of John Madden Gay Per View.

  • [ Download ] (312k) gayperview.mp3 - The first installment of Pat Summeral and John Madden in "Gay Per View".

  • [ Download ] (850k) gayperview10thanni.mp3 - The 10th Anniversary Edition of Gay Per View

  • [ Download ] (280k) gayperview3.mp3 - The second installment of Pat Summeral and John Madden in "Gay Per View".

  • [ Download ] (260k) gayperview4.mp3 - The second installment of Monday Night "Gay Per View" with John Madden and Al Michaels

  • [ Download ] (275k) gayperview5.mp3 - The third installment of Monday Night "Gay Per View" with John Madden and Al Michaels

  • [ Download ] (280k) gayperviewmondaynight.mp3 - It's Monday Night "Gay Per View" with John Madden and Al Michaels

  • [ Download ] (34k) gayspeller.wav - That effeminate guy from the spelling bee

  • [ Download ] (10k) gaytwist.mp3 - "Homer Simpson": "I bet the twist is he's gay"

  • [ Download ] (40.8k) germans.mp3 - Mr. Burns from the "Simpsons" makes fun of the Germans.

  • [ Download ] (8k) germanthing.mp3 - Dieter Zetsche as "Dr. Z" in a Chrysler commercial: "It's a german thing, you wouldn't understand"

  • [ Download ] (322k) gervasemyman.mp3 - The song inspired by the TV show "Survivor" entitled "Gervase, My Man"

  • [ Download ] (18.2k) getaroom.wav - "Hey, you two should get a room, ya know?"

  • [ Download ] (60.3k) getather.wav - The guy portraying O.J. Simpson in the T.V. movie: "Oooo man, look at her in those pants. Oo, I'd like to get at her. Mmm, man."

  • [ Download ] (28.7k) getdone2.mp3 - Charles Manson: "And they say sir, 'How do we do it?', I said, don't ask me how to do it. I don't want to be no part of no conspiracy. But however you do it, do it, and get it done now! If it don't get done, then i'll move on it. Do it! Get it done."

  • New! [ Download ] (15k) gethimsomemilk.mp3 - An onlooker to a man under the influence of the drug "flocka" gives some emergency medical advice: "Get him some milk!"

  • [ Download ] (21.6k) getinthehole.wav - Some enthusiastic golf fans: "GET IN THE HOLE!"

  • [ Download ] (19k) getinthere.wav - Gay guy from Melrose Place: "I'd like to get in there sometime"

  • [ Download ] (9.6k) getiton.wav - "Let's get it on!"

  • New! [ Download ] (14k) getmeoneofthose.mp3 - Steve Buscemi in Armageddon: "Oh, I gotta get me one of those."

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) getmydog.mp3 - A woman during the 2016 Baton Rouge, Louisiana floods: "Get my dog!"

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) getmydog2.mp3 - A woman during the 2016 Baton Rouge, Louisiana floods: "Get my dawg!"

  • New! [ Download ] (19k) getmydognow.mp3 - A woman during the 2016 Baton Rouge, Louisiana floods: "Get my dawg, now!"

  • [ Download ] (22k) getoff.wav - Carolyn Clifford from WXYZ: "Good looking people tend to get off"

  • [ Download ] (12k) getonit.wav - John Wayne Gacy: "Get on your knees and get on it."

  • [ Download ] (21.9k) getout.wav - From "Boiler Room": "Get the f--k out of here!"

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) getoutofmyhouse.mp3 - John Ritter in Sling Blade: "Get of my house!"

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) getoutretard.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in Sling Blade: "Get out, retard."

  • [ Download ] (68k) getouttapthat.wav - "Get out of here. Go on. Right now, go home and tap that ass. It won't take long."

  • [ Download ] (11.1k) gettothepoint.wav - Tom Mabe, from one of his CDs: "Get to the point"

  • [ Download ] (9k) gimme10inches.mp3 - Mike Clark: "Gimme 10 inches! That's what I say"

  • [ Download ] (14k) gimmeaquestion.mp3 - Propecia the crack ho: "Alright, come on here. Gimmie a question."

  • [ Download ] (9.6k) gimmemeat.wav - "Gimme the meat."

  • [ Download ] (17.1k) gimmetheboy.wav - Donato the "Fisherman": "Gimme the boy, gimme the boy!"

  • [ Download ] (142k) giuliani.mp3 - A Rudy Giuliani interview with Barbara Walters. Guess what? He's gay.

  • [ Download ] (15.1k) giveadamn.wav - Former Detroit Lions coach Bobby Ross after a Lions loss: "I don't give a damn!"

  • [ Download ] (17.9k) givedue.wav - Football player Michael Irvin: "Give him his due!"

  • [ Download ] (7k) givegold.mp3 - Some random guy in Alabama who thinks there's some gold buried under a tree where a leprechaun lives: "Give me the gold! I want the gold!"

  • New! [ Download ] (31k) giveittome.mp3 - From South Park: "Give it to me! Come on you sissies, I can fit more of ya!"

  • [ Download ] (30k) goblacks.wav - Will Forte on SNL: "Goooooooooo BLACKS!"

  • [ Download ] (15.2k) goddamn.wav - "God damn white boy!"

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) goddamnit.mp3 - Chris Farley: "God damn it!"

  • [ Download ] (20k) goddamnmusic.wav - "Turn off that goddamn music!"

  • [ Download ] (15k) goddamnpussy.mp3 - Propecia the crack ho: "You sound like a goddamn pussy to me."

  • [ Download ] (23k) goddamnthisgoddamn.mp3 - Propecia the crack ho: "Goddamn this goddamn shit. I'm tired of motherfucker asking me questions."

  • [ Download ] (36k) godschildren.mp3 - John Kerry during one of the 2004 Presidential debates: "We're all God's children, Bob, and uh, I think if you were to talk to Dick Cheney's daughter, who is, a lesbian, she would tell you."

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) godslike.mp3 - Butt-Head from Beavis and Butt-Head: "God's like, don't drag me into this."

  • [ Download ] (7k) godwarrior.mp3 - Marguerite Perrin, a crazy lady from "Trading Spouses": "I'm a God warrior!"

  • New! [ Download ] (15k) gofuckingpracticerandy.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in the movie Sling Blade: "Go fucking practice Randy!"

  • New! [ Download ] (12k) gohometomommy.mp3 - Donald Trump during one of his 2016 Presidential rallies: "Go home to Mommy!"

  • [ Download ] (20.5k) going4it.wav - Played whenever interviewing Luke Jensen, the rock 'n' roll tennis player: "You guys are goin' for it!"

  • [ Download ] (28.7k) goingon.wav - Evan Marriott from "Joe Millionaire": "Something's going on and somebody's not telling me something!"

  • [ Download ] (35k) gojerkoff.wav - From "American Pie 2": "I don't wanna hear about you and your boyfriends. Go jerk off."

  • [ Download ] (30.6k) goldjacket.wav - Adam Sandler in "Happy Gilmore"?: "Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?"

  • New! [ Download ] (38k) gondola.mp3 - Hank Azaria as Jim Brockmire: "Oh, you can stick me in some kind of Italian boat because that one is gone-dola."

  • [ Download ] (39k) gonnagetpaid.mp3 - Former homeless man Ted Williams to his family on the "Dr. Phil" show: "I'm gonna make sure-," clears his nose "that, ya'll gonna get paid."

  • [ Download ] (5k) gonnalickyou.mp3 - Chris Hansen on Dateline NBC's "To Catch A Predator": "I'ma gonna lick you"

  • [ Download ] (45k) goodblowjob.wav - Larry David from "Curb Your Enthusiasm": "If you're ever looking for a good ----job at a reasonable rate, she's your gal."

  • [ Download ] (285k) goodfellastv.mp3 - The Drew and Mike version of Goodfellas edited for television

  • [ Download ] (k) goodfellastv2.mp3 - The Drew and Mike version of Goodfellas edited for television: Part 2

  • [ Download ] (12.5k) goodforyou.wav - Hank Hill from "King of the Hill": "So? Good for you!"

  • [ Download ] (13k) goodforyoufather.mp3 - Paul Reubens as Pee-wee Herman: "Good for you and your father."

  • [ Download ] (21k) goodgirl.mp3 - Amy Fisher's then husband from their sex tape: "That's a good girl, yeah, you're good."

  • New! [ Download ] (55k) goodgodlady.mp3 - Chris Farley in Almost Heroes: "Good God lady!"

  • [ Download ] (7k) goodgoingfag.mp3 - "Good going, fag"

  • [ Download ] (69.9k) goodhead.wav - From "Requiem For A Dream": "You know what I like best about patty chicks? They give good head."

  • New! [ Download ] (15k) goodjob.mp3 - - Will Forte in MacGruber: "Good job."

  • New! [ Download ] (17k) goodnessgracious.mp3 - Sportscaster Suzy "Suzyn" Waldman: "Oh my goodness gracious!"

  • [ Download ] (41k) goodone.mp3 - Norm MacDonald as "Death" on "Family Guy": (laughs) "Hey, that's a good one"
    (laughs more)
    "No, wait, I'm not finished holding my side!"
    (laughs further)

  • New! [ Download ] (48k) goodone2.mp3 - Jim Carrey: *while laughing* "Good one!"

  • [ Download ] (20k) goodquestions.wav - University of Michigan football coach Lloyd Carr: "Now do we have any good questions?"

  • New! [ Download ] (16k) goodytwoshoes.mp3 - An irate old man on Cops: "Oh, goody two-shoes for you!"

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) goofus.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "She is a goofus."

  • [ Download ] (15k) gordon.mp3 - Goth guy from a Sprint Family TV commercial: "It's pronounced 'Gor-donne'."

  • [ Download ] (16k) gosselinitwaslikeweird.mp3 - That tool from "Jon & Kate Plus 8", Jon Gosselin: "It was like, weird."

  • [ Download ] (6k) gotaboner.mp3 - Mike Clark excitedly letting everyone know that he has a boner

  • [ Download ] (14k) gotiton.mp3 - Chris Farley: "The guy I know, him and her got-it-on! Wooooeee!"

  • New! [ Download ] (6k) gotrump.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Go."

  • [ Download ] (12k) gowedwings.wav - Kwame Kilpatrick at the 2008 Detroit Red Wings victory parade: "Go Wed Wings!"

  • [ Download ] (8k) gotyourshot.mp3 - Mr. T: "You got your shot, now gimme mine!"

  • [ Download ] (32k) grammerfall.mp3 - Audio of Kelsey Grammer falling off a stage while giving a speech

  • [ Download ] (29k) grandmabure.wav - Grandma Bure: "This is grandma Bure. Ha-Ha."

  • [ Download ] (50.8k) grandmabure2.wav - Grandma Bure: "Oh, we're not in Olympia. Ha-ha. We're further north."

  • New! [ Download ] (22k) grandmajwow.mp3 - Butt-Head from Beavis and Butt-Head: "You're the best grandma ever Grandma Jwoww."

  • [ Download ] (134k) granholmchangename.mp3 - A parody election ad claiming that Jennifer Granholm might make people change their lastname if she is elected Governor of Michigan. In reference to the fact that her husband added her name as his middle name.

  • [ Download ] (74k) granholm.mp3 - Anti-Jennifer Granholm parody election ad 2

  • [ Download ] (81k) granholm2.mp3 - Anti-Jennifer Granholm parody election ad 3

  • [ Download ] (70k) granholm3.mp3 - Anti-Jennifer Granholm parody election ad 4

  • [ Download ] (174k) granholmforgov.mp3 - The Drew and Mike version of a Jennifer Granholm for Michigan governor ad

  • [ Download ] (17.1k) grass.wav - John Wayne Gacy: "Does grass make you horny?"

  • [ Download ] (303k) grayanthem.mp3 - Macy Gray really screws up the U.S. National Anthem.

  • [ Download ] (274k) greatcoffeespill.mp3 - A replay of the great coffee spill of September 18th.

  • [ Download ] (28k) greatskills.wav - Napoleon Dynamite: "Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."

  • [ Download ] (23.8k) grewup.wav - Some hick guy from TV's "Cops": "That's the way I grew up and that's the way I'm gonna be!"

  • [ Download ] (26k) greybushdownthere.mp3 - Fred Armisen on Saturday Night Live: "Alright. What's, what's going on? You got a grey bush down there? How can I help?"

  • [ Download ] (35.7k) grower.wav - From the Budweiser Best Man commercial: "Oh man, she's gonna be a big one. She's gonna be a grower."

  • [ Download ] (37.6k) guarini.wav - Brian Dunkelman from "American Idol": "Singing 'Before Your Love', it's Justin Guarini"

  • [ Download ] (61k) guarini.mp3 - More of Brian Dunkelman introducing Justin Guarini on "American Idol"

  • [ Download ] (35k) guilttrip.wav - Homer Simpson: "What are you a travel agent? 'Cuz you're sending me on a guilt trip."

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) gunshot.mp3 - A startling gunshot sound effect sometimes used on the show.

  • [ Download ] (14k) gunshow.mp3 - Will Ferrell in "Anchorman": "The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show"

  • [ Download ] (31k) guygordondrunk.wav - "Local 4 anchor, Guy Gordon, got DRUNK"

  • [ Download ] (603k) gwarpornloop.mp3 - A loop of Drew's favorite porn music. Taken from the intro to the Gwar song Black and Huge.

  • [ Download ] (68k) gynecologist.wav - "Well I'm a retired gynecologist and I've been around the world a couple times but I've never seen anything like this in my office."

  • [ Download ] (40.4k) hadfat.wav - Fat Bastard from Austin Powers 2: "Once you've had fat you'll never go back! Haha!"

  • [ Download ] (33.9k) hadsex.wav - The Borat character from "Da Ali G Show": "Last night, I had sex."

  • [ Download ] (13.2k) haha.wav - Nelson from Simpsons: "Ha-ha!"

  • [ Download ] (29.4k) haircut.wav - Tracy Morgan from an episode of SNL: "He needs a haircut, lookin' all homeless and stuff."

  • [ Download ] (73k) halle.mp3 - Halle Berry accepting an award sounds alot different when Drew and Mike are done with it: *lots of "oh my god", moaning, etc*

  • [ Download ] (11.5k) halle2.wav - A small clip from the above award acceptance speech: "I'm enjoying it!"

  • [ Download ] (83k) hallelujah.wav - Just like it says.. "HALLLLLLLLELUUUJJJAAAAAAH!". From the movie "Rock Star"

  • [ Download ] (14k) halloffame.wav - Dave Davies from the Kinks: "-the rock 'n' roll hall of fame."

  • [ Download ] (30k) handletruth.wav - Britney Spears on her stupid reality show, "Britney and Kevin: Chaotic": "Can you handle my truth? Can you?"

  • [ Download ] (48.2k) handjob.wav - "So uh, Randy, you want me to give you a handjob in the bathroom?"

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) handsome.mp3 - Will Forte in MacGruber: "That guy? You think he's handsome?"

  • New! [ Download ] (25k) handsomemarry1.mp3 - Will Forte in MacGruber: "Really? Well if you think he's so handsome, then why don't you marry him?"

  • New! [ Download ] (25k) handsomemarry2.mp3 - Will Forte in MacGruber: "No seriously, if you think he's so handsome go marry him."

  • New! [ Download ] (57k) happyanniversary.mp3 - The Happy Anniversary song from The Flintstones.

  • New! [ Download ] (17k) happyanniversaryahole.mp3 - I believe this was a caller to the show: "Happy Anniversary A-hole."

  • [ Download ] (19k) happyfuckingnewyear.mp3 - Vince Neil on The Tonight Show New Year's Eve 2004: "Hey Tommy, Happy F---ing New Year Man!"

  • [ Download ] (165k) hardingsure.mp3 - Tonya Harding promotes Sure deodorant.

  • [ Download ] (28k) hardonstage.wav - Emilio Estevez?: "I do not want him coming out on stage unless he's hard."

  • [ Download ] (7.6k) harris-dowhat.wav - A Mr. Harris Drew and Mike encoutered during a Harris Poll: "Do what now?"

  • [ Download ] (15.2k) harris-hardlyhear.wav - A Mr. Harris Drew and Mike encountered during a Harris Poll: "I can't- I can't hardly hear you."

  • [ Download ] (41.8k) harris-marriedblackboy.wav - A Mr. Harris Drew and Mike encountered during a Harris Poll: "My daughter married a black boy, and, there wasn't much I could do about it. Uh huh."

  • [ Download ] (10.9k) harris-notright.wav - A Mr. Harris Drew and Mike encountered during a Harris Poll: "Oh that's not right."

  • New! [ Download ] (671k) harrispollmusic.mp3 - A short loop of the song Holiday for Strings a.k.a. the music used when conducting a Harris Poll. I do not believe that this is the exact version used but it's the closest I could find.

  • [ Download ] (4.6k) harris-uhuh.wav - A Mr. Harris Drew and Mike encountered during a Harris Poll: "Uh huh"

  • [ Download ] (7.1k) harris-yeahuhhuh.wav - A Mr. Harris Drew and Mike encountered during a Harris Poll: "Yeah, uh huh"

  • [ Download ] (322k) harwell.mp3 - Ernie Harwell gets dissed during the 2005 All Star Game broadcast on Fox. Followed by Drew and Mike's impersonation of the aftermath

  • [ Download ] (8k) harwellcatchy.mp3 - Ernie Harwell: "Hey, that's a catchy tune"

  • [ Download ] (8k) harwellgoodsong.mp3 - Ernie Harwell: "Hey! That is a good song"

  • [ Download ] (13k) harwellharmony.mp3 - Ernie Harwell: "I found out that in music you need to have harmony and symphony"

  • [ Download ] (10k) hasselhoffillbefine.mp3 - From the video David Hasselhoff's daughter took of him being a drunk wreck: "I'll be fine."

  • [ Download ] (48k) hate.wav - Hank Hill from "King of the Hill": "What the hell kind of country is this if I can only hate a man if he's white?"

  • [ Download ] (8k) haveaboyfriend.mp3 - Chris Hansen on Dateline NBC's "To Catch A Predator": "Damn, you're very sexy. You have a boyfriend?"

  • [ Download ] (15.4k) havedick.wav - Denzel Washington in "Training Day": "You do have a dick, dontchya?"

  • [ Download ] (49.9k) havetopee.wav - Some woman Drew and Mike interviewed once: "You know there's erections men get in the morning just because they have to pee."

  • [ Download ] (8.0k) headsup.wav - Homer Simpson: "Heads up!"

  • [ Download ] (162k) heche.mp3 - Anne Heche is interviewed by Barbara Walters on 20/20.

  • [ Download ] (30k) hefnerbreasts.wav - Hugh Hefner: "The only problem I have with her physically is the breasts"

  • [ Download ] (52k) hefnerbreasts2.wav - Hugh Hefner: "-she has full, natural breasts. But because they are full and natural, they need a little support"

  • [ Download ] (21k) hefnerlongtorso.wav - Hugh Hefner: "She's a little long in the torso"

  • [ Download ] (16k) hefnerthickbody.wav - Hugh Hefner: "She's a little thick in the body"

  • [ Download ] (16.7k) heissohigh.wav - Homer from "The Simpsons": "He is so high!"

  • [ Download ] (395M) helicopter.mp3 - Mike Clark fulfills a promise and flies his miniature helicopter live at WRIF

  • [ Download ] (8.6k) hellyeah.wav - That voicebox guy named Mr. Harris? that Drew and Mike used to call for sports predictions: "Hell yeah."

  • [ Download ] (60.5k) hellyeahgullisland.wav - Johnny Z, the Gull Island DJ: "Hey Gull Island, I think we got a party. Can I get a hell yeah?"
    Drew, along with Gull Island crowd: "Hell yeah!"

  • [ Download ] (13.6k) helpme.wav - Donato the "Fisherman": "Help me, help me!"

  • [ Download ] (221k) hendrixmayor.mp3 - A political ad for Detroit mayoral candidate Freeman Hendrix

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) heneedsomemilk2.mp3 - An onlooker to a man under the influence of the drug "flocka" offers some sage medical advice: "He needs some milk."

  • New! [ Download ] (25k) heneedssomemilk.mp3 - An onlooker to a man under the influence of the drug "flocka" offers some sage medical advice: "He needs some, uhm, milk."

  • [ Download ] (28k) heresbigolcock.mp3 - An abuse victim being interviewed on "Larry King Live": "Um, ah, like I remembered certain things like daddy would grab my foot and stick it between his legs and say 'Here's a big ol'... c--k.'"

  • [ Download ] (14k) herpes.mp3 - Some skank: "I've got herpes in my butt."

  • [ Download ] (6k) hersheyhighway.mp3 - Ali G: "Take her up the hershey highway"

  • [ Download ] (27k) hesanass.wav - Some girl from an episode of "Jerry Springer"?: "He's an ass, and he can kiss mine"

  • [ Download ] (20.9k) hewge.wav - John, a Scottish listener: "The lass is fruckin' hewge"

  • [ Download ] (54.6k) heyheyhockey.wav - Igor Larionov from the 2002 Stanley Cup Red Wings victory parade: "Hey hey hockeytown! Heeeewhowhowho!"

  • New! [ Download ] (24k) heyisaidgetout.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in Sling Blade: "Hey! I said, get out of my house!"

  • [ Download ] (24.1k) hilarious.wav - Mr. Burns from "The Simpsons": "Ho, ho, ho! HIGHlarious!"

  • [ Download ] (9k) hilariousface.mp3 - "Almost as hilarious are your, face"

  • [ Download ] (9k) himario.mp3 - Paul Reubens as Pee-wee Herman: "Hi Mario."

  • New! [ Download ] (8k) himommy.mp3 - Formerly homeless Ted Williams: "Hi Mommy!"

  • New! [ Download ] (221k) himommyfull.mp3 - The full audio of formerly homeless Ted Williams reuniting with his mother.

  • New! [ Download ] (20k) histimeofthemonth.mp3 - From the movie Grown Ups, I think: "Looks like it's his time of the month again."

  • New! [ Download ] (15k) hittingthatass.mp3 - J.B. Smoove on Curb Your Enthusiasm: "I'm the President of hittin' that ass!"

  • New! [ Download ] (25k) hivnegative.mp3 - Formerly homeless Ted Williams shares some good news: "I've gained a few pounds. I'm H.I.V. negative."

  • New! [ Download ] (12k) holdapplause.mp3 - From a recording of a Michael Jackson rehearsal: "Hold for applause."

  • [ Download ] (73.7k) holidayinn.mp3 - The full Holiday Inn commercial, featuring Ross Brockley, the "Why not?" character named Mark

  • [ Download ] (18k) holyshit.wav - Dick Clark, Mike's dad: "Holy shit, look at that!"

  • [ Download ] (27.1k) homefeces.wav - Homer Simpson: "So I noticed your home smells of feces."

  • [ Download ] (25k) homerdefense.mp3 - Homer Simpson doing the "DE-FENSE" chant

  • [ Download ] (96k) homersolution.wav - Homer Simpson: "I've got a solution for that!" (makes gun noises) "Awgh! Oh my god!" (makes a siren sound) "USA! USA! Hehehe"

  • [ Download ] (37k) homoerotic.wav - Norm MacDonald: "Now uh, you go back to doing something latently homo-erotic, alright?"

  • [ Download ] (12k) homophobic.mp3 - NFL quarterback Kordell Stewart: "I don't do no homophobic."

  • [ Download ] (204k) homoreport.mp3 - Val Clark files a report for Channel 7 about a young "homo" taking the law into his own hands

  • [ Download ] (29k) homosnaked.wav - David Spade: "Hey you like to see homos naked, that's cool man, whatever."

  • [ Download ] (19k) homosnaked2.wav - David Spade: "You like to see homos naked?"

  • [ Download ] (7k) hooterslaugh.mp3 - The Hooters girl laughing. From arnoldhooters.mp3

  • [ Download ] (24k) horn.wav - Debbie Downer horn version 1

  • [ Download ] (22k) horn2.wav - Debbie Downer horn version 2

  • [ Download ] (12k) horn3.wav - Debbie Downer horn version 3

  • [ Download ] (4k) hornyforyou.mp3 - Chris Hansen in Dateline NBC's "To Catch A Predator": "I'm horny for you"

  • [ Download ] (18k) hornylevel.wav - Chris Hansen in Dateline NBC's "To Catch A Predator": "I can't control my horny level"

  • New! [ Download ] (12k) hornylinda.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in Sling Blade: "That kinda makes me horny Linda."

  • [ Download ] (14k) horses.mp3 - Napoleon Dynamite: "Horses are magnificent. They can be ridden on and pull a sled"

  • [ Download ] (10.7k) hot.wav - Steven Cojocaru: "Hot!"

  • [ Download ] (20.8k) hotass.wav - "She's a cool chic with a hot ass"

  • [ Download ] (48.7k) hotbeef.wav - Homer Simpson: "I've the prescription for you, another hot beef injection!"

  • [ Download ] (28k) hotdogracist.mp3 - Jon Glaser on TV's Parks and Recreation: "Hot dogs? You know I have irritable bowel syndrome, you racist."

  • [ Download ] (51k) hotdogwater.mp3 - Fred Armisen on Saturday Night Live: "She said it came out so compacted it looked like a V8 can and was followed by what she referred to as 'two minutes of hotdog water'."

  • [ Download ] (8k) hotmommy.mp3 - Chris Hansen on "Dateline NBC": "You hot mommy? Let's make love"

  • New! [ Download ] (33k) hotphysique.mp3 - Benjy from Howard Stern on Demand at the Anthony Weiner resignation press conference: "Will you maintain your hot physique and smooth sexy chest!?"

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) howhung.mp3 - Drew: "How hung was he by the way?"

  • [ Download ] (4k) howiroll.mp3 - Jack Black in Anchorman: "That's how I roll"

  • [ Download ] (37.5k) howloudyell.wav - Homer from "The Simpsons": "LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL!"

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) howoldisthiskid.mp3 - Donald Trump during one of his 2016 Presidential rallies: "How old is this kid?"

  • [ Download ] (25k) huelforecast.wav - Huel Perkins from WJBK: "Whatever you call that forecast, we don't like it."

  • [ Download ] (10k) huelhaha.wav - Huel Perkins from WJBK reading a Kwame Kilpatrick text message: "Haha."

  • [ Download ] (16.3k) hugebitch.wav - "That's a huge bitch!"

  • [ Download ] (23.3k) hugething.wav - Norm Macdonald: "Good sweet Lord, that thing is huge."

  • [ Download ] (9k) huhreally.mp3 - Britney Spears: "Huh? Huh, really?"

  • [ Download ] (19k) humanity.wav - Reporter from the Hindenburg disaster proclaiming "Oh the humanity!" Useful drop for coffee spills and other worst possible disasters ever

  • [ Download ] (11.6k) humorous.wav - Robert De Niro: "I'm just being humorous."

  • [ Download ] (17.2k) hungryelvis.wav - Elvis Presley: "I don't know about you guys but I'm hungry."

  • [ Download ] (12k) hurlyourfeces.mp3 - Rainn Wilson from TV's "The Office": "Hurl your feces!"

  • [ Download ] (30k) hurrylose.wav - Homer Simpson: "Hurry up and lose so we can get outta here!"

  • [ Download ] (42.8k) hurtbitch.wav - "I have NEVER hurt a bitch unless she had it comin' to her!"

  • [ Download ] (55.7k) husband.wav - One of the grooms from the Fox show "Surprise Wedding" (or something along those lines) makes an embarrassing mistake.

  • New! [ Download ] (21k) iaintgoinoverthere.mp3 - An onlooker to a man under the influence of the drug "flocka": "Shit, I ain't goin' over there."

  • [ Download ] (65k) iamadonut.wav - Eddie Vedder: "I don't know what to say, so I'm just going to say, I am a donut."

  • [ Download ] (26k) iapologize.wav - "I apologize. I mean, what else do you want me to say?"

  • [ Download ] (31.3k) icouldgivea.wav - Former Detroit Lions coach Bobby Ross: "I could give a- I'm not gonna say it."

  • [ Download ] (22.5k) idealwoman.mp3 - Someone's opinion of the ideal woman.

  • [ Download ] (17k) idiot.wav - Napoleon Dynamite: "Freakin' idiot!"

  • New! [ Download ] (12k) idontknow.mp3 - An onlooker to a man under the influence of the drug "flocka": "I don't know"

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) idontthinkso.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "I don't think so."

  • New! [ Download ] (14k) ignorantmoron.mp3 - Lawyer Mike Rataj: "You're an ignorant moron."

  • New! [ Download ] (14k) ignore.mp3 - From South Park: "Ignore."

  • [ Download ] (49.1k) ignorevotes.wav - Al Gore: "If you ignore the votes you ignore democracy itself."

  • [ Download ] (26k) ihateyou2.wav - Some brat from "Nanny 911": "I know why I hate you, because I hate you"

  • [ Download ] (87k) ihavemic.wav - Adam Sandler: "Well I have a microphone, and you don't. So you will listen to every damn word I have to say!"

  • [ Download ] (45k) ikeagetalife.mp3 - People were waiting in line for days waiting for a new Ikea store to open in Canton, MI and local anchor Frank Turner took the opportunity to get a jab in at those losers during a live newscast.

  • New! [ Download ] (32k) iknewit.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "I knew it!"

  • [ Download ] (10k) ilitchgrowl.wav - Mike Ilitch's growl at the 2008 Detroit Red Wings victory parade

  • [ Download ] (45.4k) imagine.mp3 - A man describes the experience of having a grown man deficate in a small room and spreading it all over.

  • [ Download ] (14k) imback.mp3 - Hillary Clinton: "I'm back!"

  • New! [ Download ] (12k) imsorryaboutthat.mp3 - Donald Trump during his 2016 Presidential campaign: "Oh, I'm sorry about that."

  • [ Download ] (277k) indyanthem.mp3 - Steven Tyler from Aerosmith slaughters the U.S. national anthem at the Indy 500

  • New! [ Download ] (17k) ineedyousobad.mp3 - Huel Perkins from WJBK reading a text message between Kwame Kilpatrick and Christine Beatty: "I need you so bad."

  • [ Download ] (82.8k) innocentkids.wav - Homer Simpson: "Well if kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting childish. Kidnapping. Child Abuse."

  • [ Download ] (12.5k) insideme.wav - "I want you inside me."

  • [ Download ] (11.9k) intensity.wav - An NFL player I think: "Don't lose the intensity"

  • [ Download ] (29.1k) interestingpoint.wav - "He makes an interesting point, here's another: SHUT UP!"

  • New! [ Download ] (20k) interestingstat.mp3 - Former Detroit Lion Ndamukong Suh: "That's an interesting stat but I don't care about it."

  • [ Download ] (18k) interestingstory.wav - Huel Perkins from WJBK: "Wow, that was an interesting story."

  • New! [ Download ] (479k) internetmemories.mp3 - On the 20th Anniversary of the World Wide Web, surfers share their first memories of the Internet.

  • New! [ Download ] (371k) internetmemories2.mp3 - On the 20th Anniversary of the World Wide Web, surfers share their first memories of the Internet, Part 2.

  • New! [ Download ] (443k) internetmemories3.mp3 - On the 20th Anniversary of the World Wide Web, surfers share their first memories of the Internet, Part 3.

  • New! [ Download ] (441k) internetmemories4.mp3 - On the 20th Anniversary of the World Wide Web, surfers share their first memories of the Internet, Part 4.

  • New! [ Download ] (311k) internetmemories5.mp3 - On the 20th Anniversary of the World Wide Web, surfers share their first memories of the Internet, Part 5.

  • [ Download ] (69k) interrupt.wav - Smaller clip taken from harwell.mp3 of Ernie Harwell getting cutoff at the All Star Game

  • [ Download ] (7k) inthebutt.mp3 - Homer Simpson: "Does it go in the butt?"

  • New! [ Download ] (22k) inthecan.mp3 - Will Arnett in Hot Rod: "Uh, no, she's in the can. Can I take a message?"

  • [ Download ] (27.8k) intochicks.wav - Brad Pitt: "Word on the street is, you're not really into chicks."

  • [ Download ] (285.5k) intro.mp3 - The introduction played at the beginning of every live Drew and Mike show just before 6AM (Pre-2004).

  • [ Download ] (321k) intro2.mp3 - The introduction played at the beginning of every live Drew and Mike show just before 6AM (current version as of May 2004)

  • [ Download ] (27k) irish.mp3 - Kent Brockman from "The Simpsons" gives a rant about St. Patrick's day and the Irish

  • [ Download ] (60k) irish2.wav - Kent Brockman from "The Simpsons" with more about St. Patrick's day

  • New! [ Download ] (18k) isaidgetoutofmyhouse.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in Sling Blade: "I said, get out of my house."

  • [ Download ] (11k) ishehot.wav - Pedro from "Napoleon Dynamite": "Is he hot?"

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  • [ Download ] (1.3M) itscrazy.mp3 - Drew and Mike and the story that originated the "It's Crazy!" saying so popular now on the show

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  • [ Download ] (8k) izzoawesome.mp3 - MSU Men's basketball coach Tom Izzo: "Awesome!"

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  • [ Download ] (32.4k) jacksid.mp3 - The San Francisco Jacks guy's I.D. for the show.

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    Martin Bashir: "But is that right Michael?"

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  • [ Download ] (41k) jacksonjury.mp3 - Voice actors read back Michael Jackson grand jury testimony

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  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (371k) jacksonrestroom.mp3 Michael Jackson being interviewed on 60 Minutes: "Once I went in the restroom, they locked me in there for like forty five minutes. There was doo-doo, feces, thrown all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling, and it stunk so bad. And one of the policemen came by the window and he made a sarcastic remark. He said, 'Smell, does it smell good enough for you in there? How do you like the smell? Is it good?' And I just simply said, 'It's alright. It's okay.'"

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  • [ Download ] (40k) jerrymaguire.wav - Huel Perkins from WJBK reading a Kwame Kilpatrick text message: "You had me at 'Hello', Jerry Maguire, 2000."

  • [ Download ] (14.1k) jesuschrist.wav - O.J. Simpson: "Jesus Christ"

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (18k) jesusname.mp3 - Marguerite Perrin, the crazy lady from Trading Spouses: "In Jesus' name I pray!"

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  • [ Download ] (50k) jloblowjob.mp3 - A reporter makes a mistake while reporting about Jennifer Lopez's new album. Drew thinks this clip is fake.

  • [ Download ] (212k) joemillionairedump.mp3 - Evan Marriott on "Joe Millionaire" dumping some skank

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  • [ Download ] (47.3k) jokerlaugh.wav - Joker laugh from the original "Batman" T.V. series.

  • [ Download ] (42k) joliebrother.mp3 - Angelina Jolie is just so in love with her brother right now

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  • [ Download ] (44k) judelaw.mp3 - Sean Penn: "Forgive my comprimised sense of humour, but I did want to answer our host's question about who Jude Law is. He's one of our finest actors"

  • [ Download ] (34k) junktrunk.wav - "She may be hiding what's called 'junk in the trunk'"

  • [ Download ] (418k) justapeanut.mp3 - "Just A Peanut" by Jon Lovitz is sometimes played before the show goes live on weekday mornings.

  • [ Download ] (12.5k) justdoit.wav - Adam Sandler: "Just do it!!!"

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  • [ Download ] (10k) justwords.mp3 - "That doesn't mean anything. Those are just words"

  • [ Download ] (45k) kaboom.wav - Homer Simpson: "Kaboom-blam! Kablammo! Boom."

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  • [ Download ] (15.3k) keepitclean.wav - Tracy Morgan from SNL: "Keep it clean please!"

  • [ Download ] (35k) kerrigan.mp3 - Nancy Kerrigan after getting clubbed.

  • [ Download ] (98k) kerry.wav - Stevie Wonder singing his "We Need Kerry" song as Drew and Mike join in

  • [ Download ] (7k) kickherass.mp3 - Prince Frederick von Anhalt, Zsa Zsa's husband: "When I was there I would've kicked her ass"

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  • [ Download ] (33.6k) kickmyownass.wav - Adam Sandler: "If I saw myself in clothes like those I'd have to kick my own ass"

  • [ Download ] (16k) kidanyporn.wav - Some kid that was featured on "The Man Show": "Do you have any porn here?"

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  • [ Download ] (12k) kidsaresoft.mp3 - Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop: "You kids are soft."

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  • [ Download ] (29.4k) kidthreesome.wav - Some kid that was featured on "The Man Show": "Hey, you ladies ever tried a threesome?"

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  • New! [ Download ] (15k) killbinladen.mp3 - Fred Armisen on Saturday Night Live portraying Barack Obama: "Kiiilll Bin Laden!"

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  • [ Download ] (8k) kissbutthole.mp3 - "He can actually kiss you with his butthole"

  • [ Download ] (31k) kissblackass.wav - "He can go kiss my natural born black ass"

  • [ Download ] (5k) kissingyounow.mp3 - Chris Hansen in Dateline NBC's "To Catch A Predator": "I feel like kissing you now"

  • [ Download ] (36k) kissedmadonna.wav - From Dateline NBC, an old man from Britney Spears' hometown with what he thinks is some real dirt on her: "Did you know she openly kissed Madonna?"

  • [ Download ] (11k) knowallthat.mp3 - From "South Park": "Yes, we all know that, go on."

  • [ Download ] (20k) knowitall.wav - "You know it all why should I tell you"

  • [ Download ] (36.6k) knockitdown.wav - Sportscaster Chris Berman: "Ya gotta knock it down!"

  • [ Download ] (8k) knockyouout.mp3 - "And the smell would knock you out"

  • [ Download ] (31k) knownweiner.wav - Alec Baldwin on SNL: "But what I think I'm most known for is my weiner."

  • [ Download ] (23k) knowthat.wav - Kip Dynamite: "Like anyone can even know that"

  • [ Download ] (1.3M) koreshstandup.mp3 - Drew and Marc revist a very old bit, David Koresh Standup Comedy.

  • [ Download ] (627k) kramerblows.mp3 - The full version of the famous "Kramer Blows" version of Donut Shop Terrorism

  • New! [ Download ] (1.0M) kwamecall.mp3 - Drew and Mike attempt to reach Kwame Kilpatrick at "work" in Texas.

  • New! [ Download ] (211k) kwamecallandfart.mp3 - Drew and Mike call Kwame Kilpatrick's voicemail to leave a Butt Mic fart on it.

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  • [ Download ] (42k) kwamedad.mp3 - Kwame Kilpatrick's father using some extreme hyperbole and making a fool of himself at a rally to support his son

  • New! [ Download ] (11k) kwamedisconnected.mp3 - Kwame Kilpatrick: "We got disconnected."

  • New! [ Download ] (13k) kwamedontknow.mp3 - Kwame Kilpatrick: "I don't know what's happenin' there."

  • New! [ Download ] (27k) kwamefart.mp3 - For reasons apparently even the show forgot, a fart drop that was labeled as a being from Kwame Kilpatrick.

  • [ Download ] (23k) kwamefatass.wav - Kwame Kilpatrick: "Quit buying prostitutes fatass"

  • New! [ Download ] (17k) kwameflustered.mp3 - A flustered Kwame Kilpatrick after being ambushed by Drew and Mike.

  • [ Download ] (3.4M) kwameharrispoll.mp3 - Drew and Mike conduct a Harris Poll by calling people in Detroit about Kwame Kilpatrick

  • New! [ Download ] (6k) kwamehello.mp3 - Kwame Kilpatrick: "Hello."

  • New! [ Download ] (8k) kwamehello2.mp3 - Kwame Kilpatrick: "Hello?"

  • New! [ Download ] (8k) kwamelaugh.mp3 - An uneasy Kwame Kilpatrick laugh.

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  • [ Download ] (93k) kwamemomwookie.wav - Part of Kwame Kilpatrick's mother giving an over the top speech at a rally to support her son, followed by a similar sounding wookie

  • [ Download ] (36k) kwameoaf.wav - Kwame Kilpatrick: "I've stood strong and remained focused on the oaf that I took"

  • [ Download ] (12k) kwamepaid.mp3 - Tagline from a Kwame Kilpatrick for Mayor ad: "Paid for by Kilpatrick for Mayor."

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  • New! [ Download ] (18k) kwameradio.mp3 - Kwame Kilpatrick: "Hey please, I don't want to be on the radio."

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  • New! [ Download ] (7k) kwamewhoscalling.mp3 - Kwame Kilpatrick: "Who's calling?"

  • [ Download ] (39k) ladefrickin.wav - Chris Farley as "Matt Foley" on SNL: "Well, la-dee-frickin-dah!"

  • [ Download ] (63k) ladiesrespect.wav - David Spade: "There are ladies, and they shall be treated thusly with respect and dignity."

  • [ Download ] (46.1k) ladytoilet.wav - Borat from "Da Ali G Show": "If you give me this job, can I put a camera in the lady toilet?"

  • [ Download ] (111k) ladytoiletfox2.mp3 - The second occurrence of Drew and Mike inserting the ladytoilet drop into a live Detroit television newscast, this time on Fox2 and make no attempt to hide it.

  • [ Download ] (37k) ladytoiletlocal4.mp3 - The first occurrence of Drew and Mike inserting the ladytoilet drop into a live Detroit television newscast. It was only later that it was realized that the drop had actually gone out over the television signal.

  • [ Download ] (70k) lameasssecurity.mp3 - Axl Rose of Guns N' Roses, as he caused what became to be known as the "Riverport Riot": "Well, thanks to the lame ass security, I'm going home!" *slams microphone down*
    Slash: "He just smashed the microphone. We're out of here."

  • [ Download ] (75k) landauno.wav - Martin Landau: "No!"

  • [ Download ] (22k) landplane.wav - Homer Simpson - "I"m trying to land a plane with no experience."

  • [ Download ] (32.5k) language.wav - Chris Farley: "Watch your language in front of the lady punk!"

  • [ Download ] (81k) lapalma.mp3 - Larry King unwittingly takes a prank call from La Palma, California while interviewing Ryan Seacrest

  • [ Download ] (58k) lapalmafake.mp3 - Drew and Mike reproduce the Larry King La Palma prank call

  • [ Download ] (193k) lapalmafake2.mp3 - Drew and Mike reproduce the Larry King La Palma prank call, version 2

  • [ Download ] (119k) lapalmafake3.mp3 - Drew and Mike reproduce the Larry King La Palma prank call, version 3

  • [ Download ] (108k) lapalmafake4.mp3 - Drew and Mike reproduce the Larry King La Palma prank call, version 4

  • [ Download ] (97k) lapalmafake5.mp3 - Drew and Mike reproduce the Larry King La Palma prank call, version 5

  • [ Download ] (78k) lapalmafake6.mp3 - Drew and Mike reproduce the Larry King La Palma prank call, version 6

  • [ Download ] (348k) lapalmafake7.mp3 - Drew and Mike talking about botox injections ends up being another reproduction of the Larry King La Palma prank call

  • [ Download ] (95k) larryking911.mp3 - Larry King sounding like an idiot when a woman who's brother was a firefighter lost at the WTC on Sept. 11th

  • [ Download ] (452k) larrykingoldbag.mp3 - Larry King and some old clueless bagel on the show about her jewellery or something

  • [ Download ] (35k) larrykingcoopercity.mp3 - Larry King takes a call from Cooper City, Florida

  • [ Download ] (151k) larrykingbtk.mp3 - Larry King makes an ass of himself during an interview about the BTK serial killer

  • [ Download ] (90k) larrykingemmys.mp3 - Larry King demonstartes that he knows nothing about simple things such as the Emmy Awards or popular television

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  • [ Download ] (60k) larrygaycruise.mp3 - Larry King is confused by the concept of a "gay cruise"

  • [ Download ] (57k) larrykinggrowingpains.mp3 - Larry King makes an ass of himself while interviewing Tracey Gold from "Growing Pains"

  • [ Download ] (134k) larrykingkatrina.mp3 - Larry King gives a hurricane Katrina survivor some false hope

  • [ Download ] (6k) larrykinglaughing.mp3 - Larry King laughing.

  • [ Download ] (117k) larrykinglifetime.mp3 - Larry King asks a question about a reporter from ABC News who was killed that he had just answered seconds before in his introduction

  • [ Download ] (95k) larrykingmyshow.mp3 - Larry King takes charge and lets everyone know that it's his show. Longer version of lasttimeichecked.mp3

  • [ Download ] (22k) larrykingpittsburgh.mp3 - Larry King takes a call from Pittsburgh, Kansas

  • [ Download ] (175k) larrykingwebcam.mp3 - Larry King makes some male camwhore seem like a genius compared to himself

  • [ Download ] (5k) lastquestion.mp3 - "Last question guys"

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  • [ Download ] (208k) lasorda.mp3 - Tommy Lasorda gives a pissed off interview after a game

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  • New! [ Download ] (37k) lawsonmyside.mp3 - Dwight Yoakam in Sling Blade: "Hey! I told you three times already, the law's on side!"

  • [ Download ] (30k) leavebritneyalone.wav - Chris Crocker, that internet tool who made the "Leave Britney alone!" video in 2007, crying as much.

  • [ Download ] (148k) legallyseparated.mp3 - Two gay characters on "Melrose Place" and their policy on legal separation.

  • [ Download ] (10k) legallyseparated2.mp3 - Shorter version of the clip directly above. "What's your policy on men who are legally separated?"

  • [ Download ] (54k) lendniggahpencil.mp3 - A teacher explaining his use of the word nigger or niggah: "Yes I use niggah. I've used it, I admit it. I put the 'H' on it to emphasis it: nigggaaaaaaaah. You know, niggah. Niggah this. Niggah. Niggah please. Nigger. You know- can you lend a niggah a pencil?"

  • [ Download ] (168k) leprechaundoms.mp3 - An ad for Leprechaundoms

  • [ Download ] (80.7k) leslie1.mp3 - Mike Wolters and Marc try their hand at making a prank call using Leslie Neilsen clips. Call #1.

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  • [ Download ] (392k) lessstress.mp3 - The intro for "Les Stress" and a traffic report of his.

  • [ Download ] (22k) letitrip.wav - From FOX2: "Let it rip!"

  • [ Download ] (541k) letitrippromo.mp3 - A Drew and Mike version of a promo for FOX 2's "Let It Rip".

  • [ Download ] (12k) letsgetcrazy.wav - Pat O'Brien: "Let's get crazy!"

  • New! [ Download ] (33k) lewinskylaughing.mp3 - Former Bill Clinton receptacle Monica Lewinsky laughing.

  • [ Download ] (15.3k) liar.wav - From "There's Something About Mary": "You're a fucking liar!"

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  • [ Download ] (18.5k) liarwhore.wav - "You're a liar, and a whore!"

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  • [ Download ] (27.1k) likeporno.wav - From "Da Ali G Show": "Do you, like porno?"

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  • [ Download ] (333k) listenervoicemails.mp3 - D&M make the mistake of broadcasting Marc's voicemail number of the air and listeners take the chance to leave numerous voicemails

  • [ Download ] (17k) littlebitofheaven.mp3 - Amy Fisher, from her and her then husband's sex tape: "This is my little bit of heaven."

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  • [ Download ] (33k) lizsiren.wav - The loopy Elizabeth Taylor siren.

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  • [ Download ] (180k) lloydcarr.mp3 - Some media run-ins with Lloyd Carr from the University of Michigan

  • [ Download ] (357k) lloydlutkey.mp3 - A now infamously unenthusiastic caller wins a trip to Maui

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    Crowd says "Yeahhhh!"

  • [ Download ] (92k) looneytune.mp3 - The short introduction played before a Drew and Mike Looney Tune.

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  • [ Download ] (16.1k) lt.wav - Lawrence Taylor: "What can I do for you man?"

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  • [ Download ] (16.7k) marc.wav - Richard Simmons: "MARC!"

  • [ Download ] (321k) martinastaco.mp3 - Martina Navratilova's Taco Shop

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  • [ Download ] (25k) meoffjack.wav - Chris Farley: "Uh, Me-Off, Jack."

  • [ Download ] (15.6k) meowsake.wav - Mike Clark: "Meow meow meow meow meow meow's sake"

  • [ Download ] (18k) mervpervanswers.mp3 - Chris Parnell as the Merv the Perv character on Saturday Night Live: "I already got your answers: never, three inches, Tyne Daly on a boat, and with my finger."

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  • [ Download ] (38k) mervpervcatalogue.mp3 - Chris Parnell on Saturday Night Live as Merv the Perv: "You know what I did get? The Lane Bryant catalogue out of my neighbor's mailbox, yank you very much."

  • [ Download ] (28k) mervpervdadsporsche.mp3 - Chris Parnell as the Merv the Perv character on Saturday Night Live: "Well, I'd pick you up in my dad's Porsche, we'd romantically peruse my stash of dirty magazines, I'd take off my pants when you weren't lookin', then I'd try to grab your boobie"

  • [ Download ] (40k) mervpervelegant.mp3 - Chris Parnell on Saturday Night Live as Merv the Perv: "Hey you want to hear my idea of elegant? Heading back to my place and massaging my plantar warts with your boobies."

  • [ Download ] (11k) mervpervmaamyankme.mp3 - Chris Parnell as the Merv the Perv character on Saturday Night Live: "I'm currently playing the lead in my own production of 'Ma'am Yank Me'"

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  • [ Download ] (16.3k) messagetofellhauer.mp3 - Mike Clark leaves a drunken message on Marc Fellhauer's voice mail on Halloween night.

  • [ Download ] (13.8k) messonbutt.wav - Mike caught in a rather unfortunate quote: "There was a mess on my butt."

  • [ Download ] (55k) michaelirvin.mp3 - Michael Irvin after an important win. Source for the "electwicity" and "give him his due!" drops

  • [ Download ] (10k) michaelirvindunno.mp3 - Michael Irvin: "I don't know anything, about anything"

  • [ Download ] (60k) michigan.mp3 - The Fight Song Turd version of the University of Michigan fight song

  • [ Download ] (170k) michigan2.mp3 - Tiny Tim singing that Michigan song

  • [ Download ] (32.9k) michigan.wav - Tom Cruise: "Well Michigan's a beautiful state. I think you'll like it alot."

  • [ Download ] (84k) middleeast.wav - Some flaming homosexual being interviewed on "Da Ali G Show": "Motherfu--ers in the Middle East, God help you if I ever come over there cuz I'll take all you co--suckers out."

  • [ Download ] (4.7M) mikeausten.mp3 - Drew and Mike interview Mike Austen, some old guy who made the bold claim of having the the world's longest golf drive in the 1970s.

  • [ Download ] (2.2M) mikeballsburned.mp3 - Mike Clark recounts the story of falling asleep on the toilet and burning his ballsac

  • [ Download ] (34k) mikebathroom.mp3 - Mike Clark first gives a prolonged moan while in the WRIF bathroom, followed by him saying: "Woo! Momma stinks!"

  • [ Download ] (409k) mikebathroom2.mp3 - The show goes over the lengthy production that Mike Clark going to the bathroom has become

  • [ Download ] (26k) mikebathroom.wav - Mike Clark while in the bathroom: (moans) "Good riddance!"

  • [ Download ] (65k) mikeblownose.wav - Mike Clark, while in the bathroom: "This could be awhile!" (blows his nose)

  • [ Download ] (601k) mikebonerstory.mp3 - Mike Clark's story about how back at Adams High a nude fist fight broke out between two guys in the locker room after gym class. The fight lasts until one of the guys gets an erection and then the fight ends and everyone disperses.

  • [ Download ] (55.2k) mikebowling.mp3 - Mike Clark calls Mike Wolters to let him know how great bowling is.

  • [ Download ] (28k) mikebutt.wav - Mike Clark: "What's the sense of living if I can't play with some kid's butt"

  • [ Download ] (86k) mikefly.mp3 - Mike Clark leaves a voicemail for Wolters while he awaits takeoff.

  • [ Download ] (56.8k) mikefuckgame - Mike Clark wondering why he gives a shit about golf.

  • [ Download ] (86k) mikefuckslip.wav - Mike Clark makes a slip-up usually committed by callers to the WRIF, not the staff.

  • [ Download ] (290k) mikegarage.mp3 - Mike Clark leaves a message to Matt after he gets his truck stuck in his garage

  • [ Download ] (164k) mikegolf.mp3 - Mike Clark singing how you can smell his farts during a golf outing.

  • [ Download ] (66.9k) mikegolf2.mp3 - Mike Clark isn't sure how much beer he's drunk during a golf outing.

  • [ Download ] (28.7k) mikegolf3.mp3 - Mike Clark's dick is hard, while the shot is hard.

  • [ Download ] (203k) mikegolf4.mp3 - Mike Clark being Scottish while playing golf drunk.

  • [ Download ] (121k) mikegolf5.mp3 - Mike Clark takes a shot and Drew has to blow somebody.

  • [ Download ] (53.6k) mikegolf6.mp3 - Mike Clark and the second golf ball.

  • [ Download ] (211k) mikegolf7.mp3 - Mike Clark and the fart through debris.

  • [ Download ] (201k) mikegolf8.mp3 - Mike Clark and stinkyface on the golf course

  • [ Download ] (90k) mikegolf9.mp3 - Mike Clark uses an illegal ball to take a golf shot

  • [ Download ] (257k) mikegolf10.mp3 - Just more random clips of Mike Clark golfing

  • [ Download ] (274k) mikegolf11.mp3 - Mike Clark has a very exhausting practice swing

  • [ Download ] (49k) mikegolf13.mp3 - Mike Clark takes a shot but he thinks he's capable of more and that his just shot made him look bad.

  • [ Download ] (35.6k) mikegolf.wav - Mike Clark: *swings golf club* "You dirty, dirty son of a bitch"

  • [ Download ] (12.3k) mikegolf2.wav - Mike Clark: "Aw, CHRIST!"

  • [ Download ] (19.9k) mikegolf3.wav - Mike Clark: *swings golf club* "Oh you whore"

  • [ Download ] (23.8k) mikegolfbowel.wav - Mike Clark: "It's hard to golf when you have a full bowel."

  • [ Download ] (918k) mikegolffantasy.mp3 - Mike Clark's golf fantasy, with play by play by Nigel Ashcroft and Pat Summerall

  • [ Download ] (334k) mikeholdmedown.mp3 - Mike Clark as "Planeman" over Tommy Lee's song "Hold Me Down"

  • [ Download ] (15.3k) mikehug.wav - "Mike needs a hug."

  • [ Download ] (21.5k) mikelaugh.wav - Mike Clark's sarcastic laugh

  • [ Download ] (28k) mikeleach.mp3 - Mike Clark's impersonation of a lecherous Robin Leach

  • [ Download ] (39k) mikeleopard.wav - Mike Clark makes what he claims to be his "leopard" noise while in the bathroom

  • [ Download ] (1.6M) mikemissiletheory.mp3 - Mike Clark adopts the missile theory concerning TWA Flight 800

  • [ Download ] (203k) mikemsu1.mp3 - Mike Clark leaves a speculative message to Drew during the 4th quarter of a football game between MSU and Michigan in 2004

  • [ Download ] (215k) mikemsu2.mp3 - Mike Clark now leaves a message to Drew and gloats during the 4th quarter of a football game between MSU and Michigan in 2004

  • [ Download ] (452k) mikemsu3.mp3 - Mike Clark leaves a message to Drew bemoaning the collapse of MSU in a football game against Michigan in 2004

  • [ Download ] (236k) mikemsu4.mp3 - Mike Clark leaves a nervous voicemail during the 2005 game between MSU and Michigan.

  • [ Download ] (445k) mikemsu5.mp3 - Mike Clark leaves voicemails concerning the MSU vs Notre Dame football game on September 23rd, 2006, part 1

  • [ Download ] (193k) mikemsu6.mp3 - Mike Clark leaves voicemails concerning the MSU vs Notre Dame football game on September 23rd, 2006, part 2

  • [ Download ] (299k) mikemsu7.mp3 - Mike Clark leaves voicemails concerning the MSU vs Notre Dame football game on September 23rd, 2006, part 3

  • [ Download ] (346k) mikemsu8.mp3 - Mike Clark leaves voicemails concerning the MSU vs Notre Dame football game on September 23rd, 2006, part 4

  • [ Download ] (262k) mikencaa.mp3 - Mike Clark leaves a message to Wolters about the failure of his NCAA basketball pool picks

  • [ Download ] (2M) mikepromises.mp3 - The show goes over the many promises made by Mike Clark

  • [ Download ] (276k) mikepromo.mp3 - Mike Clark messes up repeatedly trying to cut a promo for a Rogers Waters ticket giveaway.

  • [ Download ] (46.1k) mikerippling.wav - Mike Clark re-enacting the scene with that supposed "gay" guy from the Bruce Lee movie

  • [ Download ] (1.7M) mikesdadandart.mp3 - Mike Clark's recalls a story from his youth about his father Dick Clark and an apparent homosexual who looked like Elvis Costello named Art.

  • New! [ Download ] (65k) mikedouglas.mp3 - Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor: "Mike Douglas used to make me moist when I watched his show. I would get- I admit it, I would get moist when I watched his show. The only man who ever did that to me was Mike Douglas."

  • [ Download ] (169k) mikeshoes.mp3 - Mike Clark leaves a message on behalf of his father about some golf shoes

  • [ Download ] (38k) mikesing.wav - Mike Clark singing. From openmic.mp3

  • [ Download ] (1.1M) mikethedeadbeat.mp3 - The Mike the Dead Beat tapes. An apparent out of work comedian who records his conversations with creditors and the like

  • [ Download ] (228k) miketubbies.mp3 - Mike Clark is on the way to get his haircut and leaves a voicemail to Marc asking which of the Teletubbies is the "homo" one?

  • [ Download ] (37k) mildlyinteresting.wav Jack Nicholson in "As Good As It Gets" - "If you can't be at least mildly interesting, then shut the hell up!"

  • [ Download ] (215k) militia.mp3 - The Michigan Militia recruitment ad

  • [ Download ] (66k) millionairedrew.wav - Regis Philbin on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire": "So if you're ready Drew, let's play."

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  • [ Download ] (52k) millionairedrewterrific.wav - Regis Philbin on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire": "Boy oh boy. Drew, that was terrific, really terific."

  • New! [ Download ] (28k) minafartanddrew.mp3 - Drew reacting to Miss Mina's overpowering and utterly disgusting fart.

  • [ Download ] (36.2k) mindbusiness.wav - Mark Wahlberg in "Boogie Nights": "Do me a favour, just mind your business please, what the *beep*uck!"

  • New! [ Download ] (50k) mischabye.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "Heh, uhhhhh, bye!"

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  • New! [ Download ] (23k) mischaohmygod2.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "Oh my God!"

  • Upgrade! [ Download ] (25k) misery.mp3 - Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor: "I would like to volunteer to take this old bird out of her misery."

  • New! [ Download ] (82k) missmina.mp3 - Full audio from the original, and now apparently lost, video of Miss Mina's fart in the tight red pants.

  • New! [ Download ] (10k) missminafart.mp3 - Miss Mina's fart isolated.

  • New! [ Download ] (82k) missminaslowmo.mp3 - Slow-mo version of Miss Mina's fart.

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  • New! [ Download ] (20k) momdoknowsbest.mp3 - Former MLB player Rickey Henderson giving his Hall of Fame induction speech: "I guess mom do knows best."

  • [ Download ] (11k) momisaho.mp3 - Ali G: "Your mom is a ho' and I know because I is done it wit' her"

  • New! [ Download ] (760k) mommamissamerica.mp3 - A portion of Paul McCartney's song Momma Miss America, which is currently used for the Drew and Mike Podcast intro.

  • [ Download ] (5k) mommastinks.mp3 - Drew: "Whew! Momma stinks"

  • [ Download ] (19k) momshutup.wav - Napoleon Dynamite: "Why don't you go tell your mom to shut up"

  • [ Download ] (312k) mondaynightfootball.mp3 - In this now infamous clip, John Wayne Gacy explains to interviewer Jason Moss how he would end up doing male visitors that came over to watch Monday Night Football with him butt good.

  • [ Download ] (31.9k) moneyshot.wav - Paula Abdul on "American Idol": "That's the money. That's a money shot!"

  • [ Download ] (16k) monicaconyers.mp3 - Detroit water rates protester Ruth Williams: "Somebody by the name of Monica Conyers."

  • [ Download ] (40.1k) monster.wav - "Jesus, what kind of a monster does that?"

  • [ Download ] (19k) monster2.wav - Robert Blake: "Do you think I'm a monster too?"

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  • [ Download ] (337k) morningwheg.mp3 - Some memorable sound clips from former Lions Coach Marty Morningwheg

  • [ Download ] (38.7k) moron.wav - Homer Simpson: "Ladies and Gentleman, I give you your moron."

  • [ Download ] (13k) mostridiculous.mp3 - "Well that's the most ridiculous story I have ever heard in my entire life"

  • [ Download ] (30.6k) motorist.wav Mr. Burns from the "Simpsons": "Beep, beep! Out of my way! I'm a motorist!"

  • [ Download ] (28k) moustache.wav - Napoleon Dynamite: "How long did it take you to grow that moustache?"

  • [ Download ] (20k) moutharoundthat.mp3 - John Madden: "He's sayin' 'How am I supposed to get my mouth around that?'"
    Al Michaels: *laughs* "We can help"

  • [ Download ] (27k) moveout.wav - Constantine from "American Idol"'s cousin: "Hey, tell that guy to get a job and move out of his mom's house"

  • [ Download ] (75k) moviereviewcannon.wav - From "The Man Show": "If you superglued my genitallia to a cannonball and fired it through the front door of this theatre, you couldn't get me to see a split second of that"

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  • [ Download ] (67.2k) moviereviewskimask.wav - From "The Man Show": "I would rather wear Sally Jesse Raphael's panties as a skimask than see this movie."

  • [ Download ] (55k) moviereviewsnoopy.wav - From "The Man Show": "I would rather take a bus full of hairdressers to see Snoopy on Ice than see this film"

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  • [ Download ] (92k) mrlane.mp3 - A compilation of the drops from George, the guy who D&M called that was charged for beating on a player from the opposing team at his son's soccer game.

  • [ Download ] (50k) msudrink.wav - Some drunk MSU student: "*undecipherable* Michigan State student and I love to drink! *crowd screams 'Yaaa!'*"

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  • [ Download ] (350k) murraytapes.mp3 - Murray Wilson gives the Beach Boys some constructive criticism during the "Help Me Rhonda" sessions.

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  • [ Download ] (25.2k) mygodamerica.wav - Donato the "Fisherman": "My god America what did you do to this boy?!"

  • New! [ Download ] (26k) mymother.mp3 - Mischa Barton, from her incoherent rant: "Oh, my mother."

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  • [ Download ] (32k) mypenis.mp3 - A loop of Michael Jackson talking about his penis and buttocks back in the day.

  • [ Download ] (23.3k) mypenis.wav - Michael Jackson: "My penis. My Buttocks."

 
 

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